texan tradition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqB1imDpGc

[sewer-dweller]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

youve just been attacked by the bonus tiger

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[lostinthelegs]

Double Goober o'clock

[michaxl]

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

[falcoknight]

[gds-worblr]

Quick Art of the New Guy (Kank australis)

Allosaurus caught a Stegosaurus

(drew this with pencil November, it faded a lil bit)

Random Prehistoric Sketches

[glavilio]

i wish you were here

[jingleheimer-the-clown]

i be's picking lice from my scalpe

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uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*

[hev-mark-iv]

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[aimkid]

Me: Kurapika it's getting so hot out ahhh the temperature is rising Kurapika: Oh wow you're right hold on

Okay now I'm ready

[sliversoakley4]

[razorbladed-sugarcoated]

[aimkid]

Kurapika: Oh wow it's really chilly out good thing I have a jacket

[pokeherface]

wheeeeeowww i loved that episode