The Sewer

Welcome

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[maskdoll]

wdni (wickedvillains do not interact)

[swagophile]

Hey can we start discourse about how pathetic weaklings such as yourself will know my wrath and fury? I think we need to talk about how your useless insignifcant ward is no match for my aweful and fearsome power, and how you will know death like it is a close friend, it will become you and there will be nothing in you that resembles a soul, but lowkey we aren't ready for that conversation

[maskdoll]

i will defeat you

[swagophile]

Wow. Completely avoiding any semblance of discussion and falling back into buzzwords and slogans. How typical of your side. You rely on your phrases like a knight their sword, but tell me little hero, where would you be without them? What would you do if you were rendered speechless? If I took that which grants you the capacity to run that insolent little mouth of yours and made you something that cannot cry, cannot weep, cannot scream, a vessel who's only chosen state is fear. The perfect subject. Tell me, what then? Probably youll continue dodging the subject cus you cant have ANY conversations on the piss on the poor website 🙄

[maskdoll]

my blade will speak for itself as i cut down all the villains in the world

[swagophile]

Did you just not read my bio or did you miss the part that says "heavenly blade wielders DNI"

[maskdoll]

i do not need to read. all i need is to slay those who i am pointed at

[swagophile]

[grabs you and turns you manually like i'm turning a hand crank. points you at a mirror] go my minion

[maskdoll]

(pulling out my blade while staring down the mirror) i will defeat you

[swagophile]

this is why we're sworn allies

[daylights-rain]

Dragons are inherently among the most wiggly of creatures

This is partly because dragon tails are so fat and have such weight to them, that in attempting to wag a tail, the whole body is affected. So many dragons just choose to go ahead and wiggle the everything they've got

The other main reason is because whimsy is stored in the dragon

[roxydrac]

*wiggles in agreement*

[wasteofprotons]

*wiggles in agreement*

[mio5551]

*wiggles in agreement*

[singularity-event-enjoyer]

*wiggles in agreement*

[xxyzznn]

*wiggles in agreement*

[dragon-junction]

*wiggles in agreement*

[digitalsymbiote]

*wiggles in agreement*

[eohdaho]

*wiggles in agreement*

[dragon--thing]

*wiggles in agreement*

[glissadia]

*wiggles in agreement*

[zykeroth]

*wiggles in agreement*

[hemipenal-system]

*wiggles in agreement*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[boingmann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[evilwizard]

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

[un-undeadwizard]

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

[evilwizard]

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

[sewer-god]

Wait, the first one wasn't BL?

[forcewild]

ragebaiting my fellow nonhumans by petting your fur/feathers/scales the wrong way.

[sewer-god]

Two way lay sequins

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[forcewild]

im not even kidding, I wanna eat someone out so badly right now. please please PLEASE let me lick you all slow and methodical. flicking my tongue across your clit. pushing my tongue inside you over and over...maybe even inserting my rostrum into you...

[sewer-god]

I may just have missed an important word in the first sentence that changed the meaning

[boringkate]

If you do hardcore porn and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor.

If you do tastefully suggestive lingerie pics and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor.

If you're a barista and you think you're better than someone who does full service sex work then you're a fool and a traitor.

People that do full service sex work are cool as fuck!

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[yellow-cat]

me and my layer of mold have no strong feelings about this

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach