Sexless & The 'Burbs

A web producer's ode to the almighty Internet, writing, literature, culture, and occasional chats about serious life things. The icon for lady journalists should not be Carrie Bradshaw.

[ofsparrows]

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Randomly stumbled across @ofsparrows GIF artworks and I am IN LOVE

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Visual motto of the day: hardworking S by @alessio_joseph #typetuesday #🔧

[bullied]

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

[patron-of-thieves]

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

[onesecondathousandthoughts]

Oh snap

[coldweatherandcoffee]

shots fired

[power2thelocallesbian]

but not by the pizza guy

[mcriartsy-deactivated20180310]

OH

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if the zombie apocalypse happened, i would like for it to happen on halloween so all the zombies look ridiculous in their costumes

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I  prefer to have my shellfish served to me by shirtless men in the tropics

Weekend vibes via my coworker on Friyay

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Papa Ahn find his inner Greek grunge chic #NoFilter #Athens #Greece #ThoseArentHisBikes #StreetCredTho (at Melissinos Art -The Poet Sandal Maker)

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Friday morning view: Gatsby ritz + Hogwarts glitz, aka my office lobby. #tgif #letsdothis (at Woolworth Tours)

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Filling up my camera roll thanks to 10 murals in 1 day 🎨 #nofilter #seriouslynofilter (at Brooklyn, New York)

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“If you knew how much work went into it, you would not call it genius”—Michelangelo 

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Stormy cotton candy clouds over TriBeCa ⛅️ (at One World Trade Center)

[honestfortunecookie-blog]

All I want is a presidential candidate with a strong platform against officeplace lunch theft

(via honestfortunecookie)

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Converse make farting noises when I walk and it makes me deeply self-conscious

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#mondayinspiration 🙆🏻

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People get scared when you try to do something, especially when it looks like you're succeeding. People do not get scared when you're failing. It calms them. That's why the show Intervention is a hit and everyone loves "worrying about" Amanda Bynes. But when you're winning, it makes them feel like they're losing or, worse yet, that maybe they should've tried to do something too, but now it's too late. And since they didn't, they want to stop you. You can't let them.

Mindy Kaling, via glamour [x]

[honestfortunecookie-blog]

Knowing your worth sometimes comes without any proof at all. You’re worth more than flaky friends and people who dismiss you, or underestimate you. Sometimes it seems like that’s all you get, but it’s not all you’ll ever get. Believe that.

taylorswift (via honestfortunecookie)

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Loving buzzfeed's snap story artwork 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿

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Where are my "help I've over-eaten and I can't get up" infomercials?