Birds Are Cool

Hi I'm Diana and I'm a glorified garbage can

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[omghotmemes]

fear me

[inkskinned]

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

[animusrox]

[animusrox]

[animusrox]

[catchymemes]

[theladyoctober-blog]

[awesome-picz]

Japanese Artist Turns Tom And Jerry’s Most Unfortunate Moments Into Sculptures, And The Result Is Hilarious.

[gifcraft]

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[feminismisahatemovement]

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

[timmisny]

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

[words-i-thought-id-never-speak]

That’s all the confirmation we need

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[wowzanator]

[thenatsdorf]

Perfect pitch cat. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

I just remembered… I woke up in the middle of the night with a giant monster with a black body - i couldn’t see what the body shape was like - with a golden deer head and red eyes in the corner of the room staring at me. All I did was ask: “Why are you not handsome? Just for a change.” and went back to sleep.

It was probably sleep paralysis. It happens 4 times a month on average, I just ignore it and go back to sleep.

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

Awwn. He doesn’t look so scary.

[nine-point8]

He is a scammer. Trying to make you draw him for free.

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

Oh.

[kala-nni]

A funny addendum, in the Hindu epic there is a Demon called Maricha who is a golden deer.

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

[ataucei]

So you actually we’re visited by a demon and you had the audacity to shame them by telling they weren’t handsome enough to haunt you? Respect.

[kitsumahou-deactivated20220713]

[catchymemes]

[harvestheart]

this is pretty cute  :)

[headspace-hotel]

This is so funny imagine meeting someone who looks just like you but you don’t speak the language so it’s just like the Spider-Man meme