SexyBrokeLibrarian

Gif it a rest

[catchymemes]

[sexybrokelibrarian]

But - but y’all know this is because of a weak TVA so your back is overcompensating, right? ...Right?

[sexybrokelibrarian]

Now THIS is the kind of full flattery spam email that I’m TALKIN about

[sexybrokelibrarian]

turtle facepunch

I had a dream the other night that I was an amazing writer, and I was writing this crazy awesome space war story that people were going mad for, and I woke up and thought “THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF EVER” and scribbled down what I thought was an outline of the story. I was super stoked and ready to write a masterpiece.

I wrote “facepunch” and drew a turtle.

[sexybrokelibrarian]

I SHIP IT SO HARD

brienne: *exists*

tormund: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[sexybrokelibrarian]

When the search engine can’t find my first million searches and my vernacular and patience descend into violent despondence as I realize I don’t know what keywords to use to find what I need

[sexybrokelibrarian]

Bronanas

the bf: these bananas are huge. they're like... bronanas

[sexybrokelibrarian]

Me: I'm going to get serious about my health goals and really watch what I'm eating and exercise Me: (five minutes later) oh my God pastaroni mac and cheese 12 pack is on sale what even is health (mashes "purchase" button)

[sexybrokelibrarian]

http://www.amazon.com/PetFusion-Ultimate-Scratcher-Lounge-Walnut/dp/B004X6UEH6

So whenever I just feel like I need to be extra happy or need cheering up, I go look at the photos people post on their reviews of cat lounge scratchers on Amazon.

They are all just so RIDICULOUSLY cute, I can’t fail to just… AUGHHHHHH 😆

[sexybrokelibrarian]

When I'm reading the Dresden Files and Harry mentions a song, I immediately put that song on and read that section of the novel to it Currently listening to "Walk" by the Foo Fighters re-reading the training in Cold Days hahahah Jim Butcher, you magnificent bastard, the sheer joy you take in writing is inspiring.

[msstirius]

Amazing commission of Harry Dresden from “The Dresden Files” (by Jim Butcher) done by rregulus (art blog: heidiforsyth). I have seen many popular posts of the artist’s work (like this one) and I can’t believe I have one of my own! Thank you so much :)

[sexybrokelibrarian]

This is how Dresden looks in my head

[bob-belcher]

Happy International Women’s Day!

[valyrianrosevance]

If I reblog anything worthwhile today, it’s this

[sexybrokelibrarian]

This is the best fucking thing I have ever seen in my fucking life omfg

[sexybrokelibrarian]

I just realized I think more about people than they think about me And that's kinda fucked me up right now

[sexybrokelibrarian]

I wonder what would happen to our society if, for just one day, no one purchased anything.

[richardrider]

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

[instant-oatmeal]

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

[marinermo]

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

[landscapesclothesandfootballl]

“Attention everyone: please be informed that the feasts henceforth will consist of breakfast foods and meat. Goodbye.”

[sexybrokelibrarian]

[sexybrokelibrarian]

*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

[kkhoppang-deactivated20160522]

my queen…

[sexybrokelibrarian]

What a great version of Amethyst!

[sexybrokelibrarian]

Playing with layer effects in Krita for a very quick Drawlloween Day 22, Candy. It’s a lollipop, just realized that’s not exactly obvious.