[joanna-reavis-deactivated201904]

Enjoying the coolness on the floor

Ok but I do the same thing at least 4 times a day

[derpycats]

Chillin

[softgrungepug-deactivated201901]

[albatraozbynature]

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

[aaliyahbreaux]

When you ask him what he finna eat and he say “you” 

[jonnovstheinternet]

[moulinavent]

[fjaer-deactivated20180115]

[mischiefissirius-deactivated201]

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[satansbasturd-deactivated202311]

Find a girl that smiles when you choke her

[memegod]

[tagtyty]

[dirtysexykinks]

Always!

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[kisses-in-the-void]

Sorry not sorry

[itsdansheehan]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

me trying to flirt

[nu11-pointer]

Wait how do you know all your fish are single?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

all the fish I currently have are brothers so like, I hope

[brantongriffin]

Being on tumblr is the worse site to be on when you’re sexually frustrated

[amateur]

[victorious]

“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”