Sexyman Central

Plankton & Lightning - She/Her & Ze/Zir - Has a Tumblr Sexyman obsession and is going to make it everyone else's problem

[sexyman-sentral]

Hey! So this is a blog that's going to be dedicated for the Ultimate Crack-Fic that I'm working on. It's basically where all of the Tumblr Sexyman can travel between a shared universe and their own universe, but their shared universe is in danger of being destroyed. It's going to be dumb as shit in concept but it is absolutely going to be treated as if it isn't because I've been concerningly attached to this universe and also why not?

You can find it on my AO3, which is thedragonemperess. It's titled Fighting the End, and is tagged as such on here, too!

My other blog is @thedragonemperess. I do a bunch of Tumblr Sexyman-related stuff there, as well, but it's really just a mix of all the stuff I'm into.

[acacia-propaganda]

I can’t stop thinking about this video

[blu-ish]

this is the kind of stuff me and my brother do in Minecraft fr

[the-haiku-bot]

this is the kind of

stuff me and my brother do

in Minecraft fr

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sexyman-sentral]

Btw I'm finally getting my shit together, I finally started on the rewrite (and proper outline) of Fighting the End

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[mcnostril]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

[justsomeditzyblonde]

I actually appreciate how aggressively non sexy this whole comic is

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[aerazhai]

i’m going to slit your throat and spill your biggest secrets.

[gummybyte]

she spring my she my when she spring my

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Mike getting absolutely BODIED by Spring Bonnie

[ascensabyss]

[fellatitledsmth]

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eldritchsquared]

everyone taping pictures of markiplier to posters or railings or their glasses and things for the fnaf movie is so beautiful to me. we all collectively decided if he wasn’t in it, we had to MAKE him in it. we missed him so much and decided we couldn’t go a whole fnaf movie without him

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Y'ALL READY TO GO GET FUCKING WASTED AT FREDDY FAZBEAR'S

[almondrootwc]

SpringBonnie and SpringTrap Sketches w/ Color!

[enter-theexit]

i did this on twitter, time for tumblr

ok so

willry/helliam (william x henry)

purplephone (vincent/purpleguy x phoneguy)

jeremike (jeremy x mike)

deskphone (henry x phone guy) (mostly a crack ship)

doug x ness (ITS FUNNY OKAY??)

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

proshippers dni

[floradinn]

Lol imaging in tumblr existed in the fnaf universe wouldn’t that be funny

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🧠 williamaftonsfrontallobe-deactivated11092023

He looked so silly in this pic I had to make an edit 🥰🥰🥰

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😳🔁 hearmeout

ayo why he kinda… 😳😳😳

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👻🔁 spookyvibesyearround

Wait is that the fucking Fazbear Slasher?

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☹️🔁 sadgalwrites

PEOPLE ARE MAKING FLOWER CROWN EDITS OF WILLIAM AFTON?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WIYH YOU?!?!?!!?

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🐻🔁 fazbearfanatic

It technically wasn’t proven that he did it because bodies were never found and there was no solid proof that he was the one wearing the mascot suit seen by eye witnesses

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🏳️‍⚧️🔁t4tgaysex

He killed 5 children in 1987

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🥵🔁 williamaftonsballsack

He didn’t even do it ya know he was set up

I can’t believe you people still think he did it when there’s more proof that the cofounder Henry Emily did it than poor Willy 🥺

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🏳️‍⚧️🔁 t4tgaysex

You will die in seven days

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💝🔁 superwholockforlife

he was also the prime suspect in the unsolved murder of Charlotte Emily years before the Fazbear disappearances

how are there still dumbasses saying he’s innocent in 2023 did that stupid fazbear frights thing bring you freaks back from 1993 or something

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😨🔁 poordisturbedonlooker

wjat the fuck did I just read