its a sexyman poll but really fucking stupid

what if it was all a nightmare

[sexymanbattleroyale]

ok i realized this post is well overdue and I should explain my situation which is that I've realized that due to the current state of my life (nothing SUPER bad just. there.) and personal reasons i dont really think i have it in me to properly follow up with/supervise another round of this. its currently break for me and i had been meaning to take advantage of that, but life had other plans so here we are. i still dont want to rob you guys of a bracket though, so im open to dms/anyone else who wants to recreate the bracket and run it on their own blog. i've heard you can share ownership of a tumblr blog without sharing your password and if that is the case im open to that, but yeah, thats the current situation. im greatly sorry it ended up this way, but honestly its for the best.

[sexymanbattleroyale]

bad news power outage because big storm

[sexymanbattleroyale]

Outage gone I think idfk anymore

[sexymanbattleroyale]

bad news power outage because big storm

[sexymanbattleroyale]

ok update it was taking me ten jucktillion years to make stuff for this competition because I thought I was going to have to go on a long ass road trip and there was family drama stuff too but now that's been cancelled last min so I can actually work on this I swear I'm genuinely so sorry for being so tired all the time and not being able to update stuff and not even opening asks I'll be able to do all of that I swear

[sexymanbattleroyale]

bad news burnout but I stg I'm not dead I'm just tired all the time and i keep waking up at 12

[sexymanbattleroyale]

sorry for the bracket release delay felt sick for a few days and had to get shit together WE WILL BE BACK ON THE ROAD I SWEAR

[sexymanbattleroyale]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM STILL AWAAKE SO IT COUNTS

THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, ITS SUMMERTIME, AND WE'RE BACK AND MORE BATSHIT BONKERS FUNNYIER THAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WANNA MAKE SOME NOTES

still doing weekly polls!!!!!!!!!! it just works best for me

i will pull info from the wiki pages this time around, slash what i know about them

i WILL reblog properganda this time, at least more frequently!! so its highly encouraged!

i brought one or two contestants back because i thought it'd be funny.

at the very end i'll have the winner go up against crispy, just for the hell of it

and remember, have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sexymanbattleroyale]

making the image of this new bracket while amongus in real life is playing is something else

[sexymanbattleroyale]

NEW BRACKET WILL HAPPEN. IF ALL ELSE GOES WELL I WILL DROP THE LIST BY AMERICA DAY (THE 4TH) AND MATCHUPS WILL COME OUT THE NEXT DAY

[sexymanbattleroyale]

sorta bad news, due to Life and my aim to go to bed earlier (not at 3AM) the list and matchups will be delayed so i can properly set it all up and also filter through the list i have of potential candidates (its a DOOZY, let me tell you). sorry all!!!

[sexymanbattleroyale]

NEW BRACKET WILL HAPPEN. IF ALL ELSE GOES WELL I WILL DROP THE LIST BY AMERICA DAY (THE 4TH) AND MATCHUPS WILL COME OUT THE NEXT DAY

[sexymanbattleroyale]

its been ages

hello everyone, i see i sstill get notes for this blog so i just wanted to say a few things

summer is still kind of busy for me, family, personal life, and whatnot, but i wanna still see about making another bracket due to all of the new entries on the wiki, plus a good few suggestions i've gotten as well

i WILL make a crispy post dw. probs tomorrow its 11 PM for me rn

ty for everyone whos still intrested and whatnot!!! means a lot to me ngl

i will confess i am open to new suggestions/bringing back some characters who lost in the first round,,, if anyone wants to give feedback in that vein i will hear you out!

[sexymanbattleroyale]

crispy fucking won holy shit

[sexymanbattleroyale]

ok update on this i'll make annoucements for the future and post about crispy's win and all that good stuff sometime after may 15th AT THE LATEST because again irl stuff is killing me

[sexymanbattleroyale]

crispy fucking won holy shit

[sexymanbattleroyale]

we're in the final stretch now. update tomorrow.

[sexymanbattleroyale]

so it wasnt tomorrow but its happening now

[sexymanbattleroyale]

Marvin The Martian (Loony Toons) VS Christopher Pierre (The Distortionist)

Marvin

Christopher

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

description for these guys under the cut, in case you dont know who they are

Marvin The Martian: hes probally very well known but if you dont know who he is, hes a martian who wants to blow up the earth/take it over, but daffy duck (aka DUCK DODGERS) usually thwarts him and shenagins ensue. hes the main antagonist of duck dodgers because hes the Martian commander, i would have more to add but honestly ive havent watched the show in a while. i think he also has an unrequited crush on the Martian queen in that show. he's also very blorbo to a lot of people and hes a loony toon so of COURSE he's got a lotta history and stuff Christopher: hes in a vocaloid song by ghost. he does gaslighting and he smashes the mirrors that show him his true form and then claims that it was the mirrors fault. yeah hes an asshole. also he can do really freakish things with his spine. like he can twist himself around like total 360 and all. at the end of his song the mirrors that he's been smashing burn him and then according to one of the tags he ends up in some kind of alternate dimension i think. and then another tag told me thats not confirmed so we dont know what really happened to him. AND he has a banger ass theme song. go gaslighter boy swing that bat

[sexymanbattleroyale]

we're in the final stretch now. update tomorrow.

[sexymanbattleroyale]

Bandit Heeler (Bluey) VS Christopher Pierre (The Distortionist)

Bandit

Christopher

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

description for these guys under the cut, in case you dont know who they are

Bandit: yeah ive watched bluey before, 10/10 best thing to ever happen its very silly. anyway bandit is like bluey and bingo's dad so hes in a lot of episodes. hes also Australian because the show is Australian. usually hes the one to play games with bluey and bingo and go along with them, like i kid you not he can be VERY committed to the bit, its funny. he loves his wife and hes kinda tired all the time which is why i think hes considered a sexyman. one time there was an episode where him and his friends were ripping up stumps and havnig a lot of fun with it. i dont know why i added that detail but i did anyway Christopher: hes in a vocaloid song by ghost. he does gaslighting and he smashes the mirrors that show him his true form and then claims that it was the mirrors fault. yeah hes an asshole. also he can do really freakish things with his spine. like he can twist himself around like total 360 and all. at the end of his song the mirrors that he's been smashing burn him and then according to one of the tags he ends up in some kind of alternate dimension i think. and then another tag told me thats not confirmed so we dont know what really happened to him. AND he has a banger ass theme song. go gaslighter boy swing that bat

[staroftheohno]

This actually is pretty interesting in when you think about it. "Guy who checks every box for being a sexyman but no one knows who he is" vs "Guy who isn't even close to sexyman material but the internet adores him"

To a neutral party it's a slightly-familiarity-biased shot in the dark based on those two categories, but the stakes are also raised in Chris's favor by the fact that a shit ton of teenagers who like him are really invested in this bracket.

I think this is the most even battle in the bracket so far. This practically comes down to a fucking coin flip. Coughing bomb vs Hydrogen baby.