Hi, Im Sam And I Love Dogs

[newestvegas]

“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

“Not yet Ferb.”

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

[namaste-myass-athome]

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

[cunthulu420]

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

[sabrecmc]

If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*

[raejin99]

Chris Evans: one like and I will personally fist fight Trump while dressed as Captain America

Chris Evans: *likes his own tweet*

Chris Evans: Say no more

[zendayascoleman]

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

[mlmgods]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Shaggy would never say that. This is far more accurate:

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[fivehead]

[pinksweet]

Say it ain’t so

[pinksweet]

I will not go

[pinksweet]

Turn the lights off

[pinksweet]

DES PA CI TO

[prisonhannibal]

deadpool, in the middle of an important battle: (doing impractical and anatomically unrealistic  “sexy” female comic book poses while fighting) 

negasonic teenage warhead: what the fuck are you doing? 

deadpool: im a feminist

[lesbianvenom]

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

[sleepysatyr]

the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life

[lesbianvenom]

penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible

[audarcy]

[crappytoilet]

me

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[xxerlflynn]

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

[jillyaintfromphilly]

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

[inspect-hergadget]

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

[trustno---1]

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

[ruthlessdilettante]

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

[awenyddogamulosx-blog]

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

[airdramon]

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

[aydenisabadkid]

Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

[neverthere12345]

[kkaypuffs]

OH MY GOD BITCH

[kovuero]

[fattychanss]

Christine Sydelko said this on twitter but I had to share it here. Fatphobic people don’t care about fat people’s health.

[nodded]

“And then 6 weeks later, I found out I got the job.”

[neveranatural]

“Have you not been watching anything I’ve been sending you?” wow Tom really is Peter

[peterbparkerr]

tom holland keeping it gender neutral (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

when people automatically assume ur straight just bc u haven’t said otherwise

[frogmp3]

there’s really no heterosexual explanation for this

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[logblog]

Me at family gatherings

[afeveredblur]

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.