That really spangles my stars

R^2

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[jellopen]

new son

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the way this pipe looks like a John Doe photo of an unidentified mutilated clown corpse from the Wallace & Gromit universe

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[nyanguardparty]

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

[shitter]

[mens-rights-activia]

Same energy

[sudanese]

[thememedaddy]

[txttletale]

i usually don't engage with booktok mockery because most of it is just elaborately feigning surprise that straight women can have kinks. but literally why the fuck is his job to destroy plastic

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[animentality]

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘