Intro Post!!
Heyyy! Iām Sey, of @thalassic-p4rk (main account)!
This is going to be my Ace Attorney account! It will feature much art and many headcanons, with a specific focus on musical headcanons and applying songs to characters and situations because I am very normal and think about this almost every waking minute of every day!
This is long asf lmao, so not forced to read, but if you miss vital information thatās on you. Most importantly Iād say is that this blog will discuss adult and NSFW themes. Needless to say, this blog is 16+. Preferably 18+, but Iām not your mom. Iām only 19, and I know being 17 and restricted from mature realistic topics sucks. Just be responsible and stay safe, ok? This blog might discuss some heavy shit, like abuse, grief, and sex and drugs as unhealthy coping mechanisms. All in a fictional setting, but still. These are real songs about real issues, projected onto fictional characters.
Also, this blog will contain spoilers!!!
A few disclaimers:
Any art, animation, edit, etc ideas I post, you are more than welcome to make!! Just credit me for the idea, and tag and/or send it to me so I can seeeee!!!! Bc I would be honored and so excited, I donāt have the resources or specific skills to execute most of my ideas so I would be delighted!! Also, I may make my own version one day, so make sure youāre okay with that first too!!
I have a very diverse and oftentimes niche music taste, however it tends to come in phases. Iāve been into progressively more and more hardcore music for the last 6ish months (Mindās Eye, Muse, Chevelle, DGD). Before that I was into more Midwest emo rock (McCafferty, Front Bottoms, TWIABP) for a few months, before that was indie folk rock (Crane Wives, Oh Hellos, Fleet Foxes) for a while. Sandwiched somewhere in there was another Kendrick hyperfix, a Baby Gravy hyperfix, and a period of 2-3 weeks where I listened exclusively to different iterations of Turnabout Orchestra. My point is, you may see a lot of songs that come from the same or similar artists for a few months straight lol, and Iām not sorry.
As stated, my music taste is diverse, and I likely will not be tagging the genres of all the songs I post. If I link a song, it could be a lullaby or it could be Jon Mess yelling āMULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS, YEAH!!ā Itās like roulette LMAO, have fun with that. Nor will I likely end up giving specific TWs or CWs for each individual song, unless itās something simple, pervasive, and/or extreme enough to warrant it. An example would be the over a minute straight of hysterical laughter/screaming in āJust Waitā by The Oozes (simple and extreme), the graphically pornographic audio at the start of āBrown Shugaā by Sir Mix-a-Lot (extreme), or the descriptions of fictional animal cruelty listed for multiple verses of āPetting Zoo Justiceā by Dance Gavin Dance (pervasive). This blog will contain adult and NSFW themes!!!
Iām going to attempt to do a āSeyās Song of the Dayā. Key word being attempt. Iām really really busy and trying to simultaneously minimize my social media and keep up a steady online presence for longer than a month or two. Star Wars Instagram, MHA TikTok and Octonauts Tumblr can all attest to the fact that I am horrendous at this. But Iām going to try.
On that note, if I donāt respond to an Ask, Comment, DM, whatever, please donāt take it personally. I encourage those things, I would love to hear from you and I love answering questions!! But as previously discussed, I am a zombie living off of caffeine and ADHD meds drowning in schoolwork who is notoriously awful at maintaining friendships. So please donāt hesitate to interact in any way!! Just donāt expect a response. Again, Iām going to try, but my life and work and relationships and stress outside of tumblr will always be my priority.
By posting a specific band or artist, I am in no way agreeing or identifying with them and their words, actions, beliefs, etc. Spotify doesnāt pay their artists shit, which definitely isnāt okay, but that also means I donāt feel bad about streaming problematic artists. Dance Gavin Dance for example is one of my favorite bands of all time. This does not mean I support Tillian Pierson. I may even compliment their art or talents. Again, this does not indicate my support or endorsement.
I am a member of a DID system. I may reference some of my headmates. If someone besides me is speaking and weāre aware of it, we may indicate this by saying āMy (Drew) favorite rough vocalist is Jon Messā, or alternatively, āMy favorite rough vocalist is Jon Mess (-Drew)ā.
We are a fictive heavy system, which includes quite a few introjects from Ace Attorney who identify heavily with their sources. If I am referring to Miles Edgeworth the headmate for example, it will look like this: āMiles (hnc) likes Chappell Roan.ā Yes, some of them are affected by exotrauma, however there is no need to shy away from discussion of any topic from their source media. No, we donāt care about your opinion on whether or not we exist, or if our fictives are real, or if weāre faking. I assure you, itās nothing we havenāt been told before. That said, if you are going to bring pretty much discourse of any kind, especially syscourse, you will be blocked. We do not have the time energy to care. Which leads us to:
DNI Criteria and Rules
Basic DNI, which includes but is not limited to: pedos/maps, radqueers, pro ed/ana/sh, rapists, racists, homophobes, transmeds, TERFs, islamaphobes, fatphobic or other flavors of body shamers, etc. Idk Iām kinda blanking rn ngl djfndj
If you are pro-ICE, MAGA, Zionist, alt-right, or otherwise just generally an asshole, you are NOT welcome here.
I am anti-endo. However, more than that, Iām tired of syscourse. Hot take, endogenic systems are not real, but that doesnāt necessarily mean endos arenāt real systems. Plurality develops to hide trauma. I can guarantee you there are real DID systems out there who think they are endogenic but in reality just arenāt ready to remember, accept, or confront their trauma, and it is not my place to try and force that. Iām not inside their heads, Iām not a professional, and Iām not a hater. I donāt care about your syscourse, and it has no place on my silly Ace Attorney blog. Also, plural joy is valid and beautiful and will be celebrated if the topic is for some reason brought up.
On a similar note, I donāt give two shits about your shipping discourse and it will not be tolerated on my blog. Pro, Anti, or Neu, I donāt care. I do not have the time or energy or mental wellbeing to care. Kinkshaming will not be tolerated. That being said, while this blog will contain mature themes, problematic ships will not be discussed here. I understand projecting yourself onto a character to heal from your own childhood trauma. However, this blog is not the place to explore that. I do not plan on diving into anything too graphically sexual on this blog. If that changes, the post(s) will be appropriately tagged. If I ever end up discussing problematic ships on here, it will be depicted as one-sided/unreciprocated, and any sexual detail will not be discussed. An example of how far I would go would be comparing Ema Skye's obsession with Miles Edgeworth in Rise From The Ashes to parts of "I Threw Glass at my Friend's Eyes and Now I'm on Probation" by Destroy Boys, but that is pretty much the extent of this topic here.
Like I said before, Iām not a hater. Iām a multishipper. We listen and we donāt judge other peopleās ships here, got it?
Anyways! That was a lot lol. Iām really friendly and chill I swear hdjfbfjfb, that was just a blunt and detailed overview because I am procrastinating homework currently. I need to yap about the many many many thoughts in my head about ace attorney and music and remembered Tumblr exists and am excited. I hope you enjoy!!











