Below: a parody of Alexander Hamilton... Dedicated to AJ
How does a part-french, balded son of Susan
And a Phil J, spawned in the middle of a forgotten pond in Londoninium
By a full moon, sunk too soon, in water, grow up to be a tech king and a writer?
Found a small group and a visor
He became the games deviser, the improv harmonizer, a constant story reviser
With his new allies, by ‘20 they placed him in charge of the facebook live
And everyday while he was unspawned under the waves
He was brave, waited and kept his shell up
Inside he was longing for something to be a part of
The moon egg was ready to kneel to new masters
Then a cheesecake came, and revelation reigned
Our man saw his future and all he could gain
Stuck eggshell on his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first game, a silly little refrain
Well the word got around, they said
"This kid is insane, man!"
Joined a little group and then they went to monologueslam
"Display your lunacy and don't forget from whence you came
And the world's gonna know your name. What's your name man?"
My name is Jallexander Aeromy
And there's a million thing I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
In 2020, Covid hit, it was shit, home bidden
2 years later, see Jalexx and his friends jokes hidden
Alone, sitting in their own rooms, shots consume-d
And they got out but economy went boom
Moved out to Bill Murray, live comedy started up again
Left them with a growing pride, something new inside
A voice saying, "Jalex you gotta just be yourself"
He started throwing and confusing every member in the group
There woulda been nothing left to do for people less chaotic
He woulda been left and idiotic suggesting things like “it’s erotic”
Started learning, earning quotes and charismatic characters
Making hare sweaters, be careful, all these funny bits and more
Stabbing up every Nazi he can get his hands on
Insulting Sam and Batman, see him now as he stands with
With an alien cock, or chilling with Susan
In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam
(In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam) Just you wait
(In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam) Just you wait
In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam
Jalexandrr Aerommy (Jalixandor Aeromi), we're waiting in the streams for you (waiting in the streams for you)
You made Kath drink your scent, you make a mean Jamie. O-Li-Verrrr
Oh, Jallixandr Aerromy (Jalexander Aeromy), when Sommerset sings for you
Will they know how bald you became?
Will they know you rewrote the games?
The world will never be same, oh
The long johns strike is on now, see if you can spot him
Another striker refusing to leave the small bar
His enemy is the milkman, Americans they help him
Discord GC: We stanned him
Luke: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him
Lukes methods were unusual
