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[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[anneemay]

I love this song

[bricklebeary]

South Korean beauty standards take shit to the next. Fucking. Level. Women are evaluated in totality based on every minor physical detail and whether it matches the ideal to the point where their decision to go under the knife for procedures the likes of blepharoplasty (surgery on their eyelids) is a main determinant of whether they get a job. For them, shit like this is an expectation. Fuck that garbage, burn it up ladies.

[yourkpopidolsucks]

In Korea you are literally REQUIRED to have a headshot with your application. Your physical appearance is a major vetting point in the interview. Applicants have literally been told to bleach their skin for jobs. Seoul is the plastic surgery capital of the world.

This is HUGE for them. Support them. Even if you love makeup, their beauty culture is TOXIC. Support this movement

[sftyyoongi]

“stubborn”

request⇀ Sooo can I request for a Jungkook smut where you two have angsty sex because you two were just arguing about religion earlier because you two have different views on it (weird shit ik) and like he shows you that you two can still be together despite that difference because he can fuck you over pretty good skdkfjsjhfd because he knows you're secretly still a slut for him and him only--- (let there be alot of degrading too)

pairing⇀ jungkook/reader

genre⇀ smut

warning⇀ pwp, oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex, slight degration, both the reader and jungkook are stubborn bitches, lots of arguing

word count⇀ 1,682

You’re fighting again. It’s become a routine recently. You can’t say why, but both you and Jungkook had grown very stubborn. Arguing over little stupid things. Today’s topic was, oddly enough, religion.

“I’m just saying that it doesn’t seem that realistic.” Jungkook shrugs, closing your apartment door. You two had been hanging out with the rest of the boys when this subject came up. A few of them were talking about how they practice a religion, and you happened to mention that you didn’t really believe in that sort of thing. Jungkook then got mad, saying that you never told him this and you had suggested to take the conversation elsewhere. So here you are.

“Like yours is that realistic either.” You quipped as you remove your shoes, trekking deeper into the home. You’ve been arguing ever since you left the dorms, and now you just want to rest. But, of course, Jungkook keeps going.

“Well at least my beliefs give me something to have faith in, you just want people to think you’re smart.” Ouch. And this is how the fights end. One of you say something particularly hurtful and then you ignore each other until the other apologizes. Which takes a while considering how stubborn you both are.

You narrow your eyes at him before turning and heading to your bedroom.

“What? Are you mad now? You’re not exactly the innocent one in this argument either.” Jungkook declared before following you. You sit on the edge of the bed and cross your arms, tilting your nose up, trying to look as annoyed as possible. Jungkook sits behind you, running his hands up and down your arms. “Come on, baby.”

You shake his hands off you before standing, turning to look at him. He’s sporting a pout, most likely trying to guilt you into forgiving him. You don’t back down. “Don’t call me that, I’m upset with you.”

He stands before you, seemingly towering over you. But you don’t back down as you glare up at him. He touches you again, this time putting his hands on your hips, shoving his face into the crook of your neck. He runs his tongue up the side of your neck before biting your earlobe, leaning in to whisper, “Don’t be mad. I can make it up to you.”

“Sex isn’t the answer to everything, Jungkook.” You bark but don’t make a move to push him off. He nips at your neck before pushing you back on the bed, positioning his body between your legs. In this position, you can feel his arousal. You roll your eyes. How does he always manage to get turned on at the most random times?

“Really? So you don’t want this?” He punctuates his words with a hard roll of his hips, causing you to let out a quiet moan. Curse your hot boyfriend who can always get you in the mood. He lifts his head from your neck at the sound, smirking. That son of a bitch knows how hot he gets you. “That’s what I thought. So shut up and take it like a good little slut, yeah?”

You whimper at his words before nodding your head. He kisses up your neck before meeting his mouth with yours. You open your mouth immediately, wanting to feel his tongue on yours. The kiss is hot, aggressive, fast. Teeth hitting teeth and tongues swirling together. He pulls back and stares at your already fucked out expression.

“I love this mouth of yours, you know that?” He rests his thumb onto your bottom lip and you instinctively take it into your mouth. He groans, watching you suck his finger like your life depended on it. “Gonna put it to good use, yeah?”

You understand what he means, sitting up and waiting for him to make the first move. He stands from the bed and watches you get onto your knees before him, your hands shooting up to unbutton his jeans before freeing his hard member from the material. You take him into your mouth, using your hands to cover what your mouth can’t. Jungkook’s sounds encourage you to keep going, his moans and groans, an occasional gasp. He’s always been a vocal lover and you adored that about him, the noises he makes sounding like music to your ears.

“Fuckkkk... that’s so good, baby.” He runs his hand through your hair as you bob your head up and down his length. He begins to rid himself of his shirt, tossing it somewhere in the room. Your jaw starts to ache but you keep going, wanting to make him feel good. He pulls your mouth off of him by your hair, staring into your eyes. Your hand continues stroking him as you look at each other. He breaks the eye contact, throwing his head back with a groan. You kiss the tip of his length and he grabs your hair with a fist before shoving his length into your mouth again. This time, he fucks your throat. You grab at his thighs while he continues to use your throat.

He begins to slow his movements, loosening his grip on your hair before taking himself out of your mouth. You look up at him and wait for his next move, watching as he fights to catch his breath. He takes one last deep breath before lifting you up to take your mouth with his. The kiss is slower this time, gentler. Jungkook pulls back to look at your face.

“God, you’re so perfect. So good for me.” He kisses your jaw before pulling your shirt over your head, unclasping your bra when the shirt is out of the way. He trails his mouth all over your neck and chest, nipping and sucking, definitely leaving marks.

He kisses you on the mouth one last time before pushing you towards the bed, laying you down on your back. His head travels south as his hands in unbutton your shorts before pulling them down, along with your underwear. You sigh as he kisses your inner thighs his mouth touching everywhere except where you need him the most. Jungkook finally kisses your bundle of nerves, causing you to gasp as you writhe beneath him. He grabs your hips before nipping at your inner thigh. “Don’t move.”

Seems like he’s still mad, even though he has no right to be. You’re the one that should be mad. First he insults you then he somehow made you forget all about it. Your previous anger comes flooding back into your mind and you close your legs. He doesn’t deserve to taste you if he hasn’t even apologized to you yet.

“Seriously? You’re still mad after you just swallowed my dick?” The nerve.

“You’re the one that was gushing about how much you loved my mouth you perve.” You snapped before sitting up.

“I’m a perve now?” He sounded offended. What a baby.

“Yes. You get a fucking boner in the middle of our fight? What’s wrong with you? The only way that could possibly turn you on is if you were a perve.” You cross your arms, fully annoyed with Jungkook now.

“It’s not my fault your fucking hot! Sometimes I just can’t control it when I’m around you, fuck!” You can’t deny the rush of heat that stirred in your core at his words, causing you to squeeze your thighs together. The truth is, he has the same affect on you. And he definitely noticed it.

“Can we just talk about this after? I really want to fuck you right now.” He pleads, rubbing your thighs with his hands. You scoff before turning onto your hands and knees, not wanting to see his stupid perfect face while you do this.

“Just get it over with.” You can tell he wants to say something but decides against it at the sight of you wiggling your ass in his face, patience running thin. He grabs your hips and positions himself with your entrance. You hold your breath in anticipation before he finally slides in, inch by inch. He doesn’t wait to let you adjust when he bottoms out before ramming into you again, causing your arms to give out and your face to fall into the sheets. Jungkook grabs your hair as he continues to drill into you, his pace merciless. You start to meet his thrusts in the middle, the room filled with moans and groans and the sound of skin slapping against skin.

“F-fuck, Jungkook.” You moan out when he begins to draw circles into your clit, pulling your body up against his chest. He wraps his hand around your throat as you arch your back.

“Is it good, baby?” He whispers in your ear, sending shivers down your spine.

“Fuck- so good..” your whole body is hot as you clench around his length. He can tell you’re close, pushing you back into the mattress to pick up his pace. His thrusts into you so hard and it’s so good that you’re glad he’s holding you up because at this point your bottom half doesn’t work at all.

“I’m c-close, Jungkook.” You warn him as you limp your body entirely, letting him use you. He changes his thrust to a slower, deeper pace, hitting all the right spots.

“Gonna come, baby? Gonna come all over me like the slut you are?” You whimper at his words, practically crying at how good he feels inside of you, “Then do it. Come all over me, baby...”

So you do. Your whole body tenses as the euphoric feeling passed through you in waves. It’s so good that you don’t even notice he’s cumming too, feeling you up to the brim.

You both collapse after you come down from your highs. Breathing heavily as Jungkook rolls onto his back beside you. You both sit there for what seems like forever before Jungkook finally says something.

“I love you. And I really am sorry.” He conceded, putting his hand on your cheek. You smile, leaning into his palm. “I know.”

a/n⇀ my first one shot! it’s a lot shorter than I planned it to be but I really wanted to post it. keep requesting guys:)

[flowerymoonlight]

It’s not all fun and games

Pairing: Seokjin x Reader

Genre: smuut, and a little crack cause i couldnt help myself

Length: 5.1k

Summary: After a night of calling the spirits over a Ouija board you found in your basement, your best friend needs a little distraction to not think about the scary ghosts.

Warnings: oral (female receiving), penetrative sex, safe sex, we love safety in this house, jin is scared but is he really 

Part of The Devil’s Works

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[infinityuserboxes]

[sftyyoongi]

Hey can I get a BTS reaction to their S/O looking really cute but listens to metal, and can even scream like a metal singer? Thanks so much! ❤️❤️

I don’t really have a lot of heavy metal knowledge, at least I don’t think I do ?? sorry if I seem a little uncultured in that department

n e ways, this took me forever and idk why, but requests are open

masterlist

Namjoon

- by now, namjoon would be used to the comments on how cute you were. He was your boyfriend after all

- the boys would always tell you how you were too adorable for your own good

- but namjoon is a smart cookie

- he knows what’s up

- he figured you had a secret not-so-cute thing

- he just didn’t know what, yet

- you would be listening to one of your bands, home alone, the music blaring

- you hadn’t expected namjoon to be coming home anytime soon

- he would hear the music as he stepped up to the front door, a confused look on his face

- he’d see you laying on the couch with your eyes closed, enjoying your bold choice of tunes

- he would smirk, knowing he’s found the ‘not-so-cute’ thing

- you’d hear the front door shut, scrambling to turn off the screaming vocals

- you would sit in silence for a moment, staring at each other

- then he’d smile, dimples showing

- “I knew it wasn’t possible for you to be so cute all the time.”

Seokjin

- jin loved bragging about how cute you were

- anytime someone mentioned something about your adorable tendencies he would take it as a compliment

- taking pride in the fact that he was able to cuff someone like you

- you two would be driving, he had just picked you up from your apartment

- you were now on the way to the dorms

- usually the music was turned down, used as background noise to your conversations consisting of dad jokes and details of your day

- that’s why jin was a little confused when you asked for the aux cord

- jin thought it was a joke the second the music started playing

- he looked towards you only to find that you were nodding your head along with the beat, and that this was in fact, the music you listen to

- “I... was not expecting that.”

Yoongi

- anytime the topic of music came up, which it did frequently with being yoongi’s girlfriend, you would just say that you enjoy lots of different genres

- which wasn’t entirely a lie

- whenever you listened to music with yoongi it was always his choice

- which you didn’t have a problem with, considering the fact that he has good taste

- but yoongi found it strange that you never asked to take over the radio, so he took matters into his own hands

- “You pick.”

- you may have been nervous for half a second, but then you realized that this was yoongi and he wouldn’t judge you for something like that

- you shuffled through the stations before you heard the beginning notes to one of the metal songs you listened to back in high school

- yoongi’s eyes grew a bit when you leaned back in the seat, content with the song that was on

- “I love this song!”

- you would yell over the speakers, a huge smile on your face

- seeing you happy like that was enough to break out yoongi’s gummy smile as he listened to the song, interested in what you were interested in

- when the song finished, yoongi looked toward you

- “I never took you for that type of girl.”

Hoseok

- hoseok heard about your past from your family and friends

- they would tell stories of how crazy and fun you used to be

- it wasn’t like you weren’t fun now, you were just calmer, and way too cute for hoseok to believe what they were saying, so he really wanted to see your wild side

- every time he brought it up you would say things like “That was the old me, I’m more smart and mature now. Let’s not dwell on the past.”

- hoseok would always pout at that

- he respected your wishes to not go back to the way you were before but he felt like he was missing out on a part of you

- you two were sitting in the car, on your way to see some of your friends

- he was flipping through the radio stations as you drove, the conversation you two were having finished

- one of the stations was playing a song that caused a sense of nostalgia to wash over you

- you couldn’t help but sing along to the lyrics you were familiar with

- hoseok would turn to you, eyes a bit wide

- you’d explain that this was the music you’d listen to as a teenager

- he’d smile before raising the volume

- “Well now you have to tell me about your past, you metalhead.”

Jimin

- jimin would often tease you about how adorable you were

- it was harmless, you were just so cute and this was how jimin would handle it

- your relationship was pretty fresh so there was still a lot to learn about each other

- you would be getting ready for your date

- your music playing as you styled your hair

- jimin had planned to sneak up on you, seeings as you looked even cuter when you were shocked

- he had opened the front door with his key, and tip toed his way down the hall

- he could hear your music playing before he had made it even half way

- he’d stop, completely forgetting about his plans to scare you

- he’d walk into the room, confusion in his eyes

- you’d notice him in the mirror and scramble to turn off the music, your face tinted red

- he’d smirk

- “Wow y/n... more things to tease you with.”

Taehyung

- taehyung and you had sort of jumped into your relationship

- he fell in love with you so fast that he hadn’t had time to learn all the little things about you before he became your boyfriend

- that’s why he had no idea about your shocking taste in music

- you had visited your parents, who still lived in your childhood home

- you and tae would stay in your old bedroom which hadn’t changed since you moved out

- taehyung would be thrown back as soon as he’d step foot into the room

- he’d gawk at the heavy metal band posters that covered the walls, and then turn to you for answers

- he’d want to hear your music as soon as you’d explain that you used to be somewhat of a metalhead

- he’d be interested in whatever your interested in, smiling when you gave in and played one of your favorite bands for him

- “We should go to one of their concerts together.”

Jungkook

- you two were on one of your first dates, still getting to know each other

- he’d be taking you bowling so you dressed casually, wearing a t shirt from one of your favorite band’s concerts

- you didn’t think much of it when he had picked you up and he didn’t notice it until you two had stepped into the light of the bowling alley

- you two would be having a casual conversation when he’d bring it up

- “Isn’t that one of those heavy metal bands?”

- you’d explain that you got the shirt when you went to their concert

- he’d give you a shocked look

- you’d blush at first before he started smiling

- “I don’t know how you keep getting more interesting and wonderful.”

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

Did I meme right?

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

[shodaw]

Let bi boys date girls

[superimagery]

Who isn’t letting them……

[shodaw]

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

[shodaw]

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

[sftyyoongi]

bts as boyfriends

Namjoon:

- best friend type of relationship

- hardly argue but when you do it’s... intense

- very gentle and sweet

- loves to snuggle

- lots of trust in your relationship

- tells you cute story’s

- WILL sing to you, even if he thinks he’s not good (he is)

- geeks out a lot but you love it

- “The way you smile... I swear I just forgot how to breathe.”

Seokjin:

- you two joke around a lot

- argue over little things but it’s never bad

- funny and loving

- constantly tells you how lucky you are to have him (and maybe how lucky he is)

- smells good

- cooks for you

- gives you lots of gifts

- says “I love you” a lot

- “You almost look better than me in my clothes. Almost.”

Yoongi:

- treats you with lots of respect

- trusts you with his life, even if it took a while

- talks to you about his problems

- stares at you a lot, then blushes when you catch him

- OVERPROTECTIVE!!

- loves to nap and snuggle with you

- wants you by his side 24/7

- doesn’t say “I love you” often but makes sure you know it

- “I know I don’t say it a lot, but I really, really, love you.”

Hoseok:

- a silly type of relationship

- you two joke nonstop

- he’ll fall asleep on your belly

- says “I love you” at random times

- loves calling you pet names

- jokes around but gets serious whenever you two talk about something important

- kisses you randomly in random places, knuckles, forehead, knee, etc.

- likes to listen to music with you

- “How did I get so lucky?”

Jimin:

- hugs you from behind randomly

- loves it when you play with his hair

- you sometimes help him workout

- he loves smelling your hair

- constantly tells you he loves you

- blushes when you kiss him in public but immediately returns the favor

- loves to hold your hand

- gets annoyed when you tease him but secretly loves it

- “Knowing that I get to see you is what keeps me sane all day.”

Taehyung:

- cuddles, cuddles, cuddles

- loves to kiss your nose and shoulders

- hugs you randomly and doesn’t let you go for a while

- low key a brat but it’s adorable

- holds your hand all the time

- very awkward

- loves it when you take care of him

- wants to make sure you dress nice

- “Can you stay over? We can snuggle and watch a movie.”

Jungkook:

- loves spending time with you

- adores kissing your face, nose, eyelids, lips, jaw, etc.

- secretly takes pictures of you

- loves laying on you

- blushes when you show him affection in public

- an absolute baby when you have to leave him

- blushes when you say you love him randomly

- can be clingy but you love that about him

- “You have no idea how much I need you.”

[textsbangtan]

bts hybrid fic recs

(just because i haven’t seen enough hybrid aus guys i promise i’m not a furry) (some of these are wolf!aus)

these stories are not mine! full credit to those who created these amazing stories they all SLAP

anything marked (m) includes mature and sexual content

♜ - series | ♛ - oneshot | ★ - personal favorite

kim seokjin

↳ pink panther (m) | @gimmesumsuga ♛ ★

↳ bobsy-die (m) | @seokkbuns ♛ ★

↳ silly kitty ;; happy kitty | @seokkbuns ♛

↳ the pretenders (m) | @tayegi ♛

kim namjoon

↳ wolf boy and snoopy girl | @ausblack ♛

↳ butterfingers | @seokkbuns ♛

↳ something in the way (m) | @tayegi ♜ ★

↳ tigerboy (m) | @joonbird ♛

min yoongi

↳at your service (m) | @magicalsalamander ♛

↳ oh pretty kitty, this bath wasn’t meant for two | @milkguks ♛

↳ inheritance | @seokkbuns ♜ ★

↳ milk (m?) | @icyhobi ♛

↳ late bloomer (m) | @tayegi ♛ ★

jung hoseok

↳ take it like a puppy (m) | @icyhobi ♛ ★

↳ orectic (m) | @gimmesumsuga ♛ ★

↳ perihelion | @seokkbuns ♜

↳ emotions | @btsreactsarchive ♜

↳ where is my mind? (m) | @tayegi ♛

↳ costume | @njhsmoon

park jimin

↳ don’t care if it hurts (m) | @hollyhomburg ♜

↳ little bear (m) | @b-angst-tan ♛

↳ only you (m) | @kitten-dont ♛ ★

↳ timid | @seokkbuns ♛

↳ ragdoll | @ausblack ♜

↳ shy bunny | @closetedkpopfan ♛

↳ sunny day | @baepsaets ♜ ★

↳ the dark side of the moon | @dovechim

kim taehyung

↳ the one (m) | @taetae-tea ♜ ★

↳ it takes two to make a thing go right 02 ft.jungkook (poly!au) (m) | @imaginethisbts ♛

↳ little dove (m) | @yminie ♛

↳ fever (m) | @lucbelle ♛ ★

jeon jeongguk

↳ to own a hybrid (m) | @closetedkpopfan ♜ ★

↳ bedroom kitten (m) | @cherrynochu ♛

↳ kalopsia (m) | @erosjeon ♜

↳ felicity (m) | @nochugguk ♜

↳ safety | @guksthighs ♛

↳ ruska | @saturnmyg ♛

↳ in bloom (m) | @tayegi ♛ ★

[sftyyoongi]

play pretend- 01; nonexistent feelings

summary: a social media au in which you want to make your ex jealous and your best friend, jeon jungkook, is more than happy to fake date you

<previous/02>

masterlist

[sftyyoongi]

play pretend; the character profiles

summary: a social media au in which you want to make your ex jealous and your best friend, jeon jungkook, is more than happy to fake date you

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masterlist on my profile, tumblr won’t let me link..

[sftyyoongi]

play pretend; masterlist

summary: a social media au in which you want to make your ex jealous and your best friend, jeon jungkook, is more than happy to fake date you

genre: humor?? some angst ig, I’m gonna try to put some smut in there too (cause we thirsty), a bit fluffy also

parts:

character profiles

01; nonexistent feelings

[iq-biased-deactivated20200831]

Anyone got any good Tae fic recs where he is the big dicked flirty ass fuck boi who catches feelings too quick that I know he is in all my heart?

Or just any good smutty Tae fics? I need to readddddd.

[sftyyoongi]

“wall breaker” preview

synopsis ⇀ you finally get your dream apartment, only to gain an unhealthy knowledge of your neighbor’s nightly activities.

pairing ⇀ jungkook/reader

genre⇀ smut | fluff | (some) angst | fuckboy!au | humor (?) | neighbor!au | enemies to lovers au

coming soon

[dailyhobi]

[dailyjeons]

i-is.. everyone ok..