Sfyrist Writes

Sneezefic blog, 18+ Minors DNI, she/her, love the kink, demi, bi, 40+, sporadic, *waves*

[mostlyinthemorning]

Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.

Ready, set, write!

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[hachiibun]

Happy Birthday, @hitchykitty!!

A voiced animatic of our OCs Aubin and Gevy during the stage of their relationship when they were exploring what they were comfortable doing soon after learning about their shared kink!

Huge thanks to @sneezeplease for lending their voice (and sneezes!) to Gevy for this! They did an amazing job ✨✨✨

This is one of the treats I've planned as part of my thanks for all the help and support I've received recently! You're all getting me through a tough time financially, and I can't overstate how grateful I am for your kindness! Thank you so very much! I promise there's more to come!

Credits:

Me — Art, Script, Video, Voice of Aubin

@hitchykitty — Part of Script (they didn't know 😉)

@sneezeplease — Voice of Gevy

@accidentalmistress — SFX sourcing and track

If you like my drawings, and are willing and able to do so, please consider commissioning me, pledging to my Patreon, or donating through ko-fi ☕! You're not obliged to, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really do appreciate it!

❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗

[aikaorusnz]

I have an oc I'm scared to publicize because he's a victim of my desires which in my case is a ghost who's stuck in a bad cold because he died from one back in the 1700's and now is roaming his abandoned mansion, leaving traces of his presence with ectoplasm, which is actually his snot, and GOD im a sucker for things like these sorry guys.

[aikaorusnz]

okay guys meet my son, Alby! be nice :9

PLS DON'T REBLOG TO NON-SNZ BLOGS!!!

[thebigchoo]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

[hachama]

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

[anthonycrowley]

just found fanfic written on clay tablets in cuneiform and then the pictures were uploaded to ao3 the good omens fandom is insane

[anthonycrowley]

this is the fic if you were wondering

[fan-art-ic]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. DEDICATION TO THE BIT

[allergic-to-buttercups-deactiva]

today im really feral for long, -long- buildups where the sneeze is inevitable, you know it's going to get there, but it just takes its sweet sweet time (ideally with several torturous false starts in the middle)

[uhhmmm-moved]

hey! where is my 30+ sneeze kink crowd at? reblog this so we can find each other

it feels hard to find peers when snzblr is so crowded with younger bloggers, but i know we’re out here. if you’re part of the sneeze kink community and you’re 30 or older, please reblog this post!

[hurt-care]

hi, it me.

[ellwren]

Hi

[sfyristwrites]

Hello!

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

[hachama]

For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

[sfyristwrites]

Hey, so, I`m going to do some Sicktember prompts. The vanilla/SFW ones will be over on my other tumblr @greenroseunderglass but I also hope to do some fun ones over here. I haven't written much lately, so I`m hoping the prompts will get me going! :)

[ticklessobad]

Am I the only snz person who is 0% into mess/snot and 100% into the surrendering to an uncontrollable, mounting bodily urge?

[sfyristwrites]

No, many days I am like this, and other days I am like 3% at most.

I just don't know how to find the fic and art like that.

[weak-painkiller-deactivated2026]

Just when someone is very sneezy for no reason before they catch a cold?? Yess.

"I only sneeze this much when.... Oh no."

[vanilla-shoes]

Goodnight moon

Goodnight room

Goodnight hardworking Organization for Transformative Works volunteers keeping us from doom

[soyeahso]

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

[mominmudville]

Listen to your parents, kids.

[handypolymath]

This really should be one of a handful of Public Service Announcements randomly and chronically inserted into one’s dash.

[violent-darts]

Hell man sometimes it means “these two are TERRIBLE and I want to watch them burn like a catastrophic forest fire as a proxy for all the shit I don’t actually want in real life (like to light my own apartment on fire and scream) and then laugh at the destruction at the end.” 

[sicktember]

Official Sicktember 2023 Prompt List!

[Faqs Post]

[How to Submit Content Post]

[text version of the prompt list below the cut]

Prompts:

1. Hopelessly Bad at Self-Care

2. Quest for a Cure

3. "What happened to your phenomenal immune system, huh?"

4. Hiding an Illness

5. Preventative Measures (Not Taken)

6. Sick and Injured

7. “You’re a Jerk When You’re Sick”

8. Persistent Fever

9. White Coat Syndrome

10. “The only place we’re going is to the pharmacy”

11. Beginner’s Guide to Faking Sick

12. Old Wives Tale

13. Anxious Stomach

14. ‘‘I shouldn’t be worried about you, but for some reason I am’’

15. Sick in an Inconvenient Place

16. Consulting the Internet/Web MD

17. Magical Remedy/Healing Potion

18. “Wear Your Coat, You’ll Catch a Cold”

19. Curled Up With a Pet

20. Cramping Pain

21. "But if you stay, you'll get sick too"

22. Terms of Endearment/Nicknames

23. Coughing Fit

24. “Did you just sneeze?”

25. Confused/Disoriented

26. Pink Eye/Conjunctivitis

27. Uncooperative Patient

28. “I should have stayed home”

29. Side Effects/Adverse Reaction

30. Patient 0

Alts.

“I Could Really Use a Hug Right About Now”

Fuzzy Socks

Pounding Headache

Forehead Kisses

“I’m so sorry”

[sfyristwrites]

I really like your writing. I am loving the City of Ruins piece you are uploading on AO3 and I hope to see more chapters of it in the future. Your "Try" fic is also one of my favorites of all time and I've read it like 10 times. Just wanted to let you know that your writing is awesome!!!

Wow, thank you!

Both of those have more chapters (the City of Ruins has a *lot* more chapters) if I can ever get them typed up and posted. Thanks for the encouragement!

And really, it's just amazing to know someone is enjoying your work! Thanks so much for letting me know!

[feverfangs]

PSA - idk how this even needs to be said, but y'all... if you wanna have sexual conversations with people... you have to ask first.

Like their blog being a kink blog or any type of blog with sexual or suggestive content, is NOT an invitation to come into their DMs and start asking weird sexual questions & making weird sexual comments. I've seen this happen to quite a few people now recently, & I've even had it happen to me twice.

If they say "no" to or seem uncomfortable, LEAVE THEM ALONE. Like??? They don't need a reason either, people are entitled to their boundaries. "No" is always enough. If they want to give you a reason, they will. That's fine. Otherwise, just be a decent human & fuck off! Take the L gracefully! Have some fucking decorum! Damn.