#carove

[sgrub-fusion]

CCG opened memo on board STABBY NARW)(AL FIG)(T CLUB.

CCG: W-ELCOM-E TO T)(-E T-EAM M-EMO.

CCG: -EXCUS-E T)(-E BULLS)(IT NAM-E, W-E N-E-ED-ED SOM-ET)(ING M-EMORABL-E AND I PUT DOWN T)(-E FIRST T)(ING T)(AT CAM-E TO MIND.  

CURRENT anticClandestine [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: :o33 < I cAn DiG iT.

CAC: :o33 < wE aRe ThE nArWhAlS, fIgHt FiGhT fIgHt!!

CCG: IT F-E-ELS DORKY?

CCG: BLU)( W)(AT-EV-ER. I'LL MAK-E A N-EW M-EMO IF IT R-EALLY STARTS BUGGING M-E.

CCG: ...)(ANG ON. W)(AT T)(-E )(-ELL IS UP WIT)( T)(IS S-ET UP?!

CCG: ZA)()(AK! N-E-ED YOU.

CURRENT chancyTechnician [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCT:  D --> Present.

CCG: PL-EAS-E -EXPLAIN T)(-E ADD-ED L-ETT-ER TO OUR TROLLTAGS.

CCT: D --> That would 8e part of the 8ulletin 8oard f8ture. There's an option for future or past versions of us to contact our current versions.

CCT: D --> I dou8t this will 8e used much as interference can cause doomed timelines.

CCG: )(U)(.

CCG: FAIR -ENOUG)(. S-E-EMS N-EAT.

CURRENT amauroticAdventurer [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: C4N W3 G3T TH1S D4MN TH1NG ST4RT3D

CAA: 1 F33L L1K3 1TS B33N 4 Y34R S1NC3 TH3 D4Y ST4RT3D 4ND 1M N0T G3TT1NG 4NY Y0UNG3R

CCG: W-E )(AV-E TO WAIT FOR T)(-E OT)(-ER TWO TO G-ET TO T)(-EIR )(IV-ES.

CCG: IT WON'T TAK-E TOO LONG.

CAA: UUUUUUUUGH

CURRENT gibbousAugur [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGA: II Am Begiinniing Two Thiink That II 2hould Have Excer2iized More

CGA: Thii2 II2 Very 2tre22ful

CAA: C0M3 00000000N C0NS1ST3R

CAA: 1 B3L13V3 1N Y0U

CAA: H4UL 4SS

CAA: T4K3 N4M3S

CAA: G3T T0 Y0UR H1V3 4ND ST4RT TH3 G4M3

CGA: Beliieve Me II Am Tryiing

CURRENT ampleTemplar [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: :o33 < Me-Ow!

CAT: oH SHOVVE IT,

CCT: D --> How is the progress coming with Ervinn's game o8jects?

CGA: Cruxtruder And Totem Lathe Have Been Deployed IIn A 2iide Room Next Two Hii2 Bedroom

CGA: Carefully Placiing Alchemiiter Next Two Erviinn2 Recuperacoon

CGA: You Are 2et Two Go When You Arriive Erviinn

CAT: *fINALLY*

CAT: yOUR DAD’S KINDA BORIN WWHEN HE ISN’T TERRIFYIN sRI,

CCT: D --> I'll t8ke that as a compliment.

CCT: D --> Don't forget to send a mess8ge to your server player once you are in. The order cannot 8e interrupted.

CAT: rIGHT, sEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE,

CAT ceased responding to memo.

CCT:  D --> Any other questions 8efore we enter?

CCG: I'M GOOD.

CAC: :o33 < aLl’S wElL hErE.

CGA: 2ame

CAA: G3T 0N W1TH 1T SH1TH34D

CCT: D --> Good luck.

CCT ceased responding to memo.

CAA ceased responding to memo.

CAC ceased responding to memo.

CGA ceased responding to memo.

CCG: NO IT'S FIN-E.

CCG: JUST L-EAV-E M-E )(-ER-E ALON-E, T)(AT'S COOL.

FUTURE ampleTemplar [FAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

FAT: wWHAT SORT OF LEADER LET’S HERSELF GET ABANDONED?

CCG: W)(AT.

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amauroticAdventurer [AA] began trolling chancyTechnician [CT]

AA: Z4HH4K Y0U G01NG T0 B3 R34DY F0R TH3 G4M3

AA: Y0UR3 S0 FR41L 4ND

AA: PFFFFFT

AA: N0P3

AA: C4NT F1N1SH S4Y1NG 1T

AA: 1 H0P3 Y0UR3 H4PPY

AA: 1F 1T W4SNT F0R M1ST3R C4PT0R 1 W0ULDNT H4V3 3V3N B0TH3R3D T4LK1NG T0 Y0U

AA: N0T TH4T TH3R3S MUCH 0F 4 P01NT T0 1T 4NYW4Y

AA: 4NYW4Y V4NT*4SS* 4ND K1TTYCUDDL3R M4D3 1T 0V3R H3R3

AA: 4ND 3V3N B3TT3R 1 TH1NK TH3Y D3C1D3D WH4T T0 PR0T0TYP3

AA: M4YB3

AA: 1 DUNN0

AA: GL4U STUMBL3D 4CR0SS 4 SP3C14L CL0S3T 4ND H4SNT L3FT

AA: P3HR1K 1S JUST S1FT1NG THR0UGH H1S 0LD K1LLS HUMM1NG S0M3 DUMB SH1T

AA: TH3 GUY H4S 1SSU3S 1 SW34R

AA: D1DNT Y0U W4NT T0 K33P 1NF0RM3D 0N TH3 FUCK1NG PR0GR3SS

AA: WHY D0NT Y0U S4Y S0M3TH1NG Y0U DUMB B1TCH

AA: C0M3 0N

AA: HUM0R M3

AA: ……………………………

AA: W3LL FUCK Y0U T00

amauroticAdventurer [AA] ceased trolling chancyTechnician [CT]

She wouldn't have listened anyway.

CONSIS: IIm 2o Glad Two 2ee You IIn Per2on At La2t

ERVINN: yEAH YOU TOO,

ERVINN: gLAU WWAS RIGHT YOU ARE A FRUIT SALAD,

CONSIS: That2 Riich Comiing From 2omeone Weariing Cheap Haiir Dye

ERVINN: iT MIGHT BE CHEAP BUT *i* MAKE IT WWORK,

CONSIS: Hehehe

ERVINN: wWHATS WWITH THE HAT,

CONSIS: Um

CONSIS: IIt2 Nothiing Two Worry About

CONSIS: Do You Need Anythiing

CONSIS: The Triip Over Here Take2 At Lea2t An Hour IIf 2riiko2 II2 Correct

CONSIS: The Kiitchen II2 Nearby

ERVINN: bEFORE WWE DO ANYTHIN i WWANNA ASK YOU SOMETHIN,

CONSIS: Ye2

CONSIS: ?

ERVINN: hOWW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE BEFORE ME WWITH YOUR HIVVE BEIN SO FAR INLAND,

ERVINN: i MEAN i CAN SEE HER HOUSE FROM MINE,

CONSIS: Oh You Dont Know

CONSIS: II Thought II Mentiioned That Before

CONSIS: 2orry IIll Make Up For IIt Now

CONSIS: You 2ee 2riiko2 And II Have Needed Two Keep IIn Clo2e Contact For Quiite 2ome Tiime

ERVINN: hOWW LONG EXACTLY,

CONSIS: Um A Few 2weep2

CONSIS: Four II Thiink

CONSIS: Anyway We 2tarted Makiing A Tunnel Between Our Hiive2

CONSIS: IIt Took A Long Tiime But IIt2 2afer Than Ju2t Walkiing Up Above

ERVINN: i GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE,

ERVINN: yOU GOT YOUR SHINY LITTLE PSIONICS TO BLAST AWWAY ROCK AND ALL,

CONSIS: *2o Then*

CONSIS: Food

CONSIS: ?

ERVINN: tHAT SOUNDS GREAT,

ERVINN: cANT FIGHT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH,

ERVINN: i WWANTED TO ASK ABOUT THE NECKLACE ANYWWAY,

CONSIS: Kitchen Plea2e

ERVINN: fINE FINE CALM DOWWN,

What would you like to do?

[sgrub-fusion]

Good idea! That hill that's outside your window in the main room would be a good practice place. It's far away, thoroughly looted, and was always pretty shitty to look at when you still had sight.

You are now Srikos again. While you were busy being other people, she had gotten back to programming THE GAME. You don't know what to call it yet and frankly it's close enough to completion to consider those kind of trivial details.

Whatever you decide to name it, it certainly is an interesting piece of work. You've only dreamed of a program of this complexity and working on it for a good sweep now has sharpened your skills beyond the remains of games that you found laying around. You have no clue what it will do once you run the program, but that's part of the fun. In hindsight, this ideology would be both naive and troublesome. Optimism and you have not been on good terms for quite some time.

What will you do?

((

Now there's a thought. Thank you for the idea!

Commands given in double parentheses will not be shown to the players. That would just take away all the fun! Feel free to give more ideas or speculate in them. Any guesses on titles yet?))

[sgrub-fusion]

You smirk in amusement and continue to tease the beings beyond the fourth wall more. They're so cute when they're flustered!

This you can do and you have the perfect candidate to troll. 0U0

amauroticAdventurer [AA] began trolling commanderGrantee [CG]

AA: H3LL0 H0T STUFF

AA: H0W 4R3 Y0U D01NG ^U0

CG: O)( GOD.

AA: WH4TS UP H0N3Y BUN

CG: NO.

AA: 0H C0M3 0N SW33T H34RT D0NT B3 SHY

CG: NO STOP.

AA: BUT D0LLF4C3 1TS S0 FUN

CG: CAROV-E I'M S-ERIOUS.

AA: SUG4R PUFF

CG: STOP STOP STOP.

AA: L0V3MUFF1N ^U0

CG: WAS T)(-ER-E A PURPOS-E TO YOU TALKING TO M-E B-ESID-ES MAKING MY FAC-E G-ET )(OTT-ER T)(AN A FUCKING VOLCANO?!!

AA: 0H F1N3 1LL G3T T0 TH3 P01NT

AA: 1 W4NT3D T0 D0UBL3 CH3CK TH3 PL4NS F0R T0N1GHT

CG: Y-EA)( Y-EA)(.

CG: I'LL SURFAC-E OV-ER BY P-E)(RIK'S AND W-E'LL TRAV-EL T)(ROUG)( T)(-E FOR-EST AND OV-ER T)(-E )(ILLS TO YOUR )(IV-E.

AA: TH4TS PR3TTY MUCH 1T 1N 4 NUTSH3LL

CG: ...

CG: W)(AT IF I DON'T R-ECOGNIS-E )(IM?

AA: TRUST M3 H3S H4RD T0 M1SS

AA: ST0P W0RRY1NG 4ND G3T HYP3D UP 4B0UT S331NG US

AA: BUT S1NC3 1 C4NT S33 M4YB3 1 C4N M4K3 UP F0R 1T BY S331NG 1F S34DW3LL3R BUTTS 4R3 4S PLUSH 4ND SQU1SHY 4S TH3Y S4Y ^U0

CG: AJDSKJBKABDWJAD

CG: CAROV---------------------E!!!!!!!!!

amauroticAdventurer [AA] ceased trolling commanderGrantee [CG]

Seriously though, CG is the absolute cutest!

[sgrub-fusion]

0K4Y.

Your name is CAROVE MEGIDO.

You love messing with people. To see their faces when you mess around with them is nothing short of beautiful. Well, you used to be able to see their faces anyway. Due to a FEW STUPID CHOICES ON YOUR PART, you are now blind. This doesn’t really bother you much. Your LUSUS taught you how to get around without seeing long before you lost your sight.

You have a great interest in the dead. More specifically, THE BONES OF THE DEAD. As such you have plenty of remains scattered around your hive. You sometimes roleplay with a CLOSE FRIEND when he comes over to visit. He is also your BUSINESS PARTNER and the one who supplies most of the bones here. It’s no wonder you like him so much!

Your trolltag is amauroticAdventurer and you speak L0UD 4ND CL34R T0 4NN0Y TH0S3 Y0U D3SP1S3 4ND 3NSUR3 Y0UR FR13NDS D0N’T M1SS Y0UR 1MP0RT4NT M3SSAG3S.

What will you do?