I'm Wet And Washed

●ᆺ● Bisexual & Girl I don't really post much anymore

[sgtsoppy]

I ate something off the floor.

[chateau-bluerose]

in this world it's maid or be maid

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[snaximundar]

when you open the fridge and there's just the boring shit you bought and no yummy treats or drinks have appeared

Visit Original Link

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphegor versus a semi-conscious twink

[sailorportia]

This is my new life philosophy

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[imsupposedtobestudying-whoops]

Nine down 🦷

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[crying into elf gfs shoulder after remembering a naruto characters backstory that I read on a wiki page a decade ago] it wasnt right what happened to him, his father committed suicide, he was afraid of love, he was just starting to learn but obito died and he had to kill rin with his bare hands, its not fucking fair, he was just a fucking kid,

ELF GF: [nudging my hand towards her 25% erect penis] ninja society sounds so cruel...

[roseillith]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh man, this is shocking to me. Persepolis was so influential to me and I've seen people quote her without even knowing they were doing so. Rest in peace

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[tails-sanguineous]

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

[shegayonmygirl]

tilejob from a girl with huge mahjongs

[zeitghost]

Busting into Tumblr HQ and holding everyone at gunpoint until pjackk is deactivated again

[pjackk]

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth