Sgt sparkles

where I put all of the stuff that's leagues too nerdy for my instagram or too obscure lol 18

[sgtsparkles]

HELLO, goodnes gracious its been a little while. Ive been doing a lot let's just say that.

Anyway I drew Esther if she was in the obey me bunny event I think its very cutsey I wanted to share eheheheh

She's goat maxxing so hard right now

[extratragic]

i stole this from twitter

[im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere]

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

[hawkayeayecaptain]

did i do this right

[sgtsparkles]

Happy pride month perchance

[theartofbeingblack]

Marjane Satrapi, cartoonist and film director, best known for Persepolis

22 November 1969 - 4 June 2026

[melverie]

PROJECT RURI TUNES

⸺ PART II: YOUR OCS' TIME TO SHINE ⸺

-> Part I: the Catwalk's New Collection

Denizens of the Devildom, step aside because the true stars of the event have arrived, and they are ready to steal the spotlight in all the three realms and beyond!

Aka an excuse for everyone to show off their OCs* <3 *OCs can include characters that are only mentioned in the games and have no offical appearance. Looking especially at you, Michael stans >:3 **Also thank you @shootingstarrfish for letting me use Sidra here <33

HOW THIS WORKS

draw your OC(s) in the Ruri Tunes art style

come up with one (or multiple!) battle lines for them and create the splash screen;

-> resources and templates for creating that will be provided a little later, so watch out for those

post your creation under #project ruri tunes and/or tag @devildom-fashion-week so it can be reblogged

feel free to add a little summary about your OC so people can learn about them!!

if you feel like it, there's also this little ask game you can attach to the post, hehe >:3

eye shines aren't part of the Ruri Tunes style. Add them anyway if you wanna. They're cute

If you need a few tips and tricks on how to draw in the Ruri Tunes style, here's a quick guide I made some time ago

Also, if you have any more questions or need some pointers, feel free to shoot me a DM or send an ask! I'm happy to give some pointers whenever I can

Happy showing of your OCs, everyone! <3

[drearycheery]

List of stupid shit Gackt has done

Went to a prince’s royal party in a bowl cut 

Painted a gigantic tacky golden dragon on his lambo 

“Accidentally” told all of Japan his (supposed) dick size on national television

Can’t wink, just blinks, but does it all the time anyway. 

Visited a building with beautiful architecture and spent the whole time videotaping himself following & talking to pigeons 

Wears Keebler elf shoes constantly 

Ends every sentence with “anyway”

 Released a strippable body pillow of himself

 "Taste it deeply okay? stay delicious.“

 Got the word “poop” trending on Twitter for his own amusement and then got mad when people wouldn’t stop sending him poop messages 

 Screams when scared by video games

 Will not eat fruit because he doesn’t want to peel it

 Showed off his “swearing beat boxing” on national TV

Dresses his dogs up in seasonal outfits 

Took apart multiple play stations in an attempt to build a “super playstation”

Went wayyyy overboard trying to compliment his giant crush aka Jessica alba when he finally got to meet her and it was embarrassing 

 "cream puff pastries are kind of sexy”

 Took a picture of a sign with the word “FUCK” on it in bold and commented “this concerns me”

Literally was selling empty bottles of cologne that he used up

 Almost exclusively sits like a frog while at home 

Carries his tiny dogs inside his hoodies

Hardly follows any accounts on Twitter that aren’t related to himself, & those are “Funny or Die”, “OMG sex facts”, and “OMG celeb facts”.

Has screamed “I’M CUMMING!!!” while on stage

Started playing his own dating sim starring HIMSELF and as soon as it booted up he went “erotic…”

Went out in a parking lot wearing a giant cat mascot suit in an attempt to disguise his identity, but put on so much cologne everyone knew it was him anyway 

 Tweeted that he “ejaculates soy milk”

 "No, these aren’t my nipples, they’re the keyholes to my heart.“

Wears tiny colorful socks constantly 

Put a cigarette in between some guy’s ass cheeks 

Wore slightly see-through white pants on the set of the movie he was directing and everyone could see his fucking thong 

Bought an entire mountain as an “impulse buy" 

Ate several dog treats before realizing what they were

[a-rumbly-in-my-tumbly]

・Always tags his own cock in his insta photos as “gackt” because he is GACKT, you see

・Uses the greeting “hey bros & sisters” on nearly every post

・Thinks that the #gacktworkout hashtag he made up is a thing

・Somehow made a post about cramming 7 kg weighted balls up his ass at 2am JST in both Japanese and English that one time and made it sound WORSE in Japanese because we all needed to know he refers to his asshole as “Anal-kun” (lovingly transcribed here by me for posterity & enjoyment because the screencap is on my phone & Tumblr mobile is full of no):

What’s up? This is the series of “Hell Ball”. You know, when you do this, you can feel something weird with your anal… Yeah i felt something weird when I started this, but it’s going to get better. Maybe…Just do it.

さて、寝る前に。へールボールをやると、アナル君に変な感じを覚える時がある。しばらくやってりゃそれも無くなってくる。多分・・・まあ、気になるよりもなりなさい！じゃ、やってみな。 #gackstagram #gacktworkout #アナル君

・Feebly tried to keep up the illusion he was a centuries-old vampire for literal decades UNTIL the promo photos for the goddamn Gackt CREDIT CARD showed his actual birth year

[sgtsparkles]

Thought I'd also kindly ANTAGONISE YOU ALL! with my lovely lovely badly hidden oc x cannon fanart that EVERYBODY asked for i lollipop chainsaw'd them :)

yes I took this from my own tik tok, yes I posted it to my instagram that I made this tumblr to run away from.

Just a peek into my dark and twisted mind heh heh 👹

[sgtsparkles]

Bullshit (evil) obey me headcanons:The Threequel

It is i, momonga the sexiest of chiikawa i have returned with more headcanons that EVERYONE asked for these are some of my truly dastardly takes. I urge you all to remember what ive kindly names this series of posts

- I belive satan has a rattle in his tail, i also recently saw a headcannon that Leviathan has a rattle tail so he can join the club. Leviathan can do it on command , Satan struggles because its a muscle group he doesnt really know how to manipulate its like when you meet someone who can wiggle their ears for some reason

- Speaking of Leviathan, I refuse to believe that the shut-in anime nerd thing is a long time thing. Its sooo a recent development. No, I dont care about the nightbringer cannon when it comes to Levi plus this guy was the admiral of Hell's navy and a somewhat general in the celestial realm so I kinda figured that there was some point where we wasn't to opposed to stepping outside and interacting with other people in a somewhat healthy way

-Oh wow, I guess they're both getting got, so while we're at it, i think Satan was born initially as a baby but grew insanely fast maybe a few months to a year before he started leveling out in age to the lovely , lovely demon we see in obey me

- I also loathe how old they all are maybe im just a big big hater but it doesnt make sense to me that the brothers are thousands like multiple thousands of years old i can buy Lucifer being like 3000 purely because of demon ageing logic they're both too smart and too dumb for it to register to me

Im done complaining for today. Here's some fun ones

-Asmodeus has an only fantoms (evil devildom variant), but instead of the reasons you anticipate, he just records more unpolished and less heavily edited videos and family blogs. People like these videos a whole lot more than his regular ones so best believe hes making bank from this

- Solomon has done so much fuckery with his sould that Thirteen is physically incapable of destroying his life candle until its 'his time' he just finds it funny to make challenges that would never be winnable even if she did technically 'win'

-Belphegor gives some of the most evil looks one has ever seen. He looks people up and down, he side eyes people, he looks through people and half the time he doesnt even have much I'll intent towards the people bes subjecting to his gaze

-Diavolo will take any excuse to throw a big fuck off party. Its like his favourite thing to do sometimes he'll lowkenuinly pay a nobel to host a great gatsby esque party because he just thinks its the best thing ever.

-Mephistopheles kicks about rad with a newspaper with conveniently cut holes where his eyes would be to spy on people and get information. It rarely works. This is why he has moles guys

- Barbatos has a secret Deviltube channel where he makes teeny food and teeny cakes, its very popular because the devildom is currently experiencing their 2016

-The devildom was more technologically advanced than the human realm until the late 1800s where they kinda stopped for a bit, they have some modern technologically but most demons either use magic powered devices or have things imported from the human world. MC being in the devildom did help with this

[junipersheart]

lilith design :3

[sgtsparkles]

SHE IS SO CUTE

[izumis-stage]

my two sides 😈😈😈🐺🐺🐺🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️

[sgtsparkles]

Just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind

[aydien677]

Aydien, I really love your writing... it's genuinely amazing. I was wondering if you might consider creating something Mephistopheles-centric? Maybe a piece that explores his dynamic with Lord Diavolo, with some mentions of Lucifer as well. I’d especially love it if it leaned into angst heh. -🦄

Hello unicorn anon that got buried so I'm not sure you're the same unicorn anon with the pink text. Anygay, I'm going to gently kiss this brick before throwing with as much force as Belphegor when he slimed Mc. Mephistopheles gets to suffer :D. A little Mc so Mephi isn't all alone the whole time.

TW: Mephisto's parents are insufferable, Dialuci + unrequited mephidia, angst/crumb of comfort/then another brick,

All the words of Mephistopheles parents went in one ear and out the other. He had heard it a thousand times since Lucifer stole his place next to Diavolo. He needed to do more, exist less, be everything Diavolo could ever want and push that former "prayerslut" out no matter what. Mephistopheles did not like Lucifer, he couldn't understand that liked his parents using an old slur for angels against him even less. He didn't hate Lucifer, he knew the man did nothing other than care for his siblings and he wasn't in any way incompetent, but where else was that anger supposed to go? Perhaps in a reality where Mephistopheles didn't need to be at Diavolo's side they could have been friends.

If there were two words to describe Mephistopheles, it would loyal, and relentless. Mephistopheles tried to appear at the palace daily if he was unhindered by his responsibilities in the House of Lords. This did not change how Diavolo seemed so distant when Mephistopheles still wanted to believe that nothing changed except Lucifer's arrival. He could not understand that putting Diavolo on a pedestal would put him so far out of reach and claiming him untouchable made him unable to touch into Diavolo's thoughts.

Today was another day where Mephistopheles found the time to visit the palace to see Diavolo. He went to greet with Barbatos, who looked at him differently today, with more pity? Perhaps Barbatos was aware of the morning's lecture, but something felt more off about it. Mephistopheles didn't bother trying to understand the time demon and brushed it off as he made his way to Diavolo's room. His hand pressed against the handle and the door pushed open a little since it wasn't closed all the way. Mephistopheles didn't get the chance to announce himself before witnessing his future king and Lucifer touching the underside each other's wings, an act reserved only for family and lovers.

Mephistopheles' chest felt like it was being ripped apart. If Diavolo and Lucifer were more than friends than surely he should be happy for his king, If Lucifer becomes King Consort then he can take the position of First Consul back. Mephistopheles quietly shut the door before either noticed and ran off. He found himself in the garden and sat on the edge of the fountain where he had Diavolo used to meet to play. He remembered when they were close, before his parents had truly drilled it into him that he was supposed to be formal, the before when, if given just a little more time, he could have known he loved his king.

Mephistopheles body shook as it was wracked with sobs. He wished he had known his own feelings sooner so he could have crushed them. He wished he could be the perfect First Consul his parents wanted him to be, he wished he could be Diavolo's friend. He heard a rustling in the bushes and hoped it was a squirrel since he didn't need anyone spreading word that he was sobbing in such an ugly manner. It was an unfortunate moment but it was Mc that had walked into it, they chose not to question anything and sat beside Mephisto so he wouldn't be alone. They wouldn't say they were close with Mephisto yet, acquaintances at best, but misery loved company and Mc didn't have the heart to let a demon cry alone so they sat next to him.

"Hey, need a hug?"

"P-Please. Don't patronise me, I will not be comforted by someone who could turn this against me."

"I'm not, that fact that's the first thought when someone attempts to comfort you worries me greatly."

"I-..." Mephisto stared at Mc, he was so shocked that even his tears seemed to freeze in place.

"Your shock is even worse. If you don't want a hug, then would you like to talk about it in extremely vague terms since you seem to believe I'm evil and will blackmail you?"

Mephistopheles wiped away his tears "I suppose you are just a human, you won't do too much damage if I tell you anything. It appears someone close to me has fallen in love and mated with someone, it hurts a lot to see him with someone else."

Mc's eyes widened "Oh, Oh you found about Lucifer and Diavolo."

"What-" Mephistopheles shot up and pointed at Mc accusingly "YOU KNEW!"

"I thought you did too, everyone knows but we keep quiet since, according to Barbatos, their work performance has improved and it gets worse if their relationship turns sour."

Mephistopheles eyes found the ground "They mean that much to each other?"

"Yes, and considering your previous statement it sounds like you're in love with Diavolo."

"I am no-" Mephistopheles took a moment to reflect and calm down, he did not like the conclusion "Oh no, I am in love with him."

"Yay, acknowledgement, that's a very good step." Mc patted the space next to them and Mephistopheles sat back down.

"Why did he chose Lucifer?"

"Because there is a very big difference in your relationship. Lucifer treats Dia like a person, you treat him like a Prince."

"I am just doing what I am supposed to."

"What about what you want to do? What about Diavolo's needs as a living being?"

"I want the very best for Diavolo."

"Ok, but for yourself. What do you want that doesn't have anything to do with Diavolo."

Mephistopheles stared at the ground, he really had no idea. Mc gently pat his back since a hug might be too forward.

"Maybe that was too much for just having your heart shattered. Would you like me to walk you home?"

"I'm alright, I can go myself."

Mc nodded and watched Mephistopheles leave. He did not bother to call his driver and kept a firm hand on the cane attached to his hip as he walked the whole way home. It was not until he was a in his bedroom did the fact he was alone settle into him. Had he always been this alone? He was well liked, but what of a friend? What of his love for Diavolo that was crushed the moment he realised it was there? Mephistopheles could not answer any of these questions. The answers to his woes were not something taught in his etiquette classes, how to be a friend wasn't in his studies nor his books, the answers would not be granted by his parents who wanted him to be the perfect First Consul. Perhaps he had always been alone, perhaps he always would be. There was hardly hope in this man, but Mephistopheles would give polite smiles again tomorrow no matter how long he hoped or dreamed or cried, because that was what he was supposed to do.

[sgtsparkles]

Oh oh the pain and the suffering, you will ALL experience it too.

[sgtsparkles]

Oh golly here goes, this is my obey me oc

Her name is Estania and she goes by Esther hope yall like her :)

[Please dont skin me]

[thetravelerbirf]

Imagine Lucifer taking his little brothers out on platonic dates. Like in a “this is how your partner should treat you” way and also as a chance for him to catch up on the things that are going on in their lives since he’s so busy all of the time, he doesn’t always have a chance to talk to them everyday.

They dress up as much as they want, he dresses up, he drives them there, he pays. If it’s Asmo then he gets to choose Luci’s outfit and also put makeup on him.

Idk man I’m just a sucker for Lucifer being a good big brother. And also him being serious, strict and proud but also having a sillier side and having enough pride that he doesn’t really gaf if people see that side. It’s just him taking care of his little brothers and there’s nothing that makes him prouder than seeing them happy and healthy.

If anyone thinks less of him for it then who the fuck do they think are? He’s the right hand of Prince Diavolo, the strongest of the seven demon lords. They’re an insecure, lonely whelp who he could crush with a flick on his fingers.

Him ALWAYS making time to watch Beel’s matches, preferably in person but if he has to then he’ll have it playing on his D.D.D. in his office and gets him a bouquet of edible flowers no matter which team wins.

Him carrying drunk Mammon home.

Him remembering everything Levi tells him when he’s rambling about his animes/mangas/videogames.

Him buying Satan those books he was talking about wanting and leaving them on his doorstep so he doesn’t know who they’re from and gets mad.

Him having Asmo’s makeup tutorials playing in the background while he works. He doesn’t really care about makeup he just likes seeing and hearing his little brother doing something he enjoys.

He wears his cloak because it also functions as an extra blanket that he can drape across Belphie.

Him carrying a picture of all of them in his wallet.

Lucifer being exhausted all of the time and feeling so incredibly guilty when he forgets a birthday or another important date but he’s just one person and he HAS to put his servitude to Diavolo and their place in the devildom before luxuries.

Idk this post got out of hand but you guys get it right?

[sgtsparkles]

That's genuinely the sweetest thing ever

[sgtsparkles]

Bullshit obey me headcanons: The squeakquel

I bet you lot really missed me considering I am tumbr famous some one call up the big leagues

-Beelzebub is not only an extremely competent cook but he makes genuine masterpieces when he doesnt consume 90% of the ingredients which is very rare. So rare that only lucifer remembers he can cook as most finished portions *the only finished portion* somehow gets to his office when hes working late

-Diavolo occasionally likes to sneak into the house of lamentation to get his nails done by asmo and attempt to gossip (hes not very good at it) UNFORTUNATELY hes so fucking massive and loud he usually gets found out within the hour

-Sometimes Mephistopheles takes his brother and Luke to fancy dessert places in the devildom in hopes that they will form some sort of alliance when they grow up. He will never admit that he just enjoys seeing them get along

-Leviathan, Mammon, Beel and the MC very regularly go on late night snack runs to the closest convince store. They usually end up getting kicked out but spend enough whenever they come and cause ruckus to avoid being banned.

-Barbatos cut his hair to avoid the unnecessary attention it caused (he was too handsome 😘)

- Satan and Asmodeus are genuinely a force to be reckoned with at RAD I headcanon that they are the duo ever and its very rare to see anyone try their luck against them because who in their right mind would pick a fight with Satan or Asmodeus your reputation is ruined and your bones are dust

-Solomon popularised the common 'wizard fit' while he was having a crisis in the middle ages and wanted to change his image. Barbatos likes to send him CGI wizard gifs to mess with him

-Mammon has a podcast he runs with Levi who just thinks the whole thing is hilarious, its a very controversial money advice podcast.

- Raphael often leaves little crochet trinkets for the MC if he catches wind that they have an important event comming up. If hes feeling very sentimental he might even tie a little bow over its head

TW: OC x cannon content

Im drip feeding it to you but im no monster, you have the option to read it :]

- Cerberus is very fond of Esther and as much as shes a cat person she finds the three headed dog very sweet Lucifer is generally taken aback whenever she returns from the human world and asks to see Cerberus before anything else

-Esther also enjoys antagonising Mephistopheles and lingering around the newspaper clubs office for as long as reasonably possible. He claims its because shes difficult but he enjoys having someone to bounce opinions off of and having someone he can be less formal around

[golly-gee-wiz-holy-molly]

Ykw ykw? its a dead horse but ill beat it.

[obey me devs] were FUCKING COWARDS when they pulled the weird ass timeline shenanigans for Nightbringer.

Like what do u MEAN im meant to be believe that at the time of Lucifer's fall humanuty already had anime n' shit....sorry matey that just doesnt sound right. unless a) the year of NB is. idk. 1960s or sumn (still would be kinda dumb!) OR the IG OM takes place in year 40960 or something. OR i mesremembered/misread.

Like, in regards to anime and Levi specifically bc when i first dipped my fingues into NB years ago wgen it just came out thats the first that struck me. did Luci HAVE to introduce him to it right after the Fall?? could he not have suggested. idk. some other nerdy hobby (theater/opera/books/collecting stuff, all of which have existed for WAY longer than animation, and some, if not all, of which he does like in canon already iirc) and anime as a later Hey Have U Heard Of This? You May Like This thing. bc methinks nothing would be lost if thats how it went. the core elements of Lucifer Knew About Weird Nerdy Shit First And Got Mr. Otaku Hooked and Levi Likes Anime/any other hobby Bc Escapism AND Good Lucifer Memories remain and it sounds more reasonable. at least to me. yk?????

Like idk. as a Levi enjoyer, im vibing w the idea of him having like. Been There for the inception of Fandom and its earliest ireations. Weighing in on the Achilles/Patroclus debate back when the topic was still hot with Aeschylus type shit.

Or, if we're keeping w/ his obsession with Japanese media (and his freak level), how about him collecting ukiyo-e woodblock prints? (that more recent, admittedly, but still).

Hoarding those shunga-type pictures? (I'd wager he'd love the ones where the motif is sea creatures/tentacles especially..)

Maybe him going to theatre plays? (this one is basically timeless and country-less. near everywhere had theatre.) Collecting memorabilia from his favourite shows, maybe? Reading books!

My point is, there are so many hobbies he could have (and likely would have) done before anime was invented, there was really no reason - other than laziness - to shove it in his Just-After-the-Fall era...

(Also writing this had made me have another thought....

Levi becoming more and more of a hikkikomori the more entertainment media becomes a private affair. like, obviously books you could read by yourself had existed since forever, but i feel like the likes of radio & tv, which allows to view stuff without having to be physically present for it, could have really influenced him bc like. he no longer had to go outside to even see/hear his favourite shows! it had to be a gamechanger for him, i think.)

Anyway this may have been all over the place & unorganised & pointless, but i feel im right and i should say it. send post.

[sgtsparkles]

That is a true opinion right there brother

[sgtsparkles]

My bullshit obey me headcanons

Based off of: Fuck all

(This post is a diagnostic to see if I should change my mind on using this account for anything worthwhile. Also, i must warn people i haven't been active in obey me circles since like 2023 so if my outlook is outdated im so sorry)

-The angels were advised not to come to the exchange event in their true forms they are exerting themselves to stay in a manageable form to be witnessed

-Mephisto does this thing that Leviathan and the MC affectionately name "Endermanning" where he warps around RAD with stacks of reports and paperwork with the most empty look in his eyes from time to time.He also does it in shock when someone manages to catch him off guard

-Beel should not be able to fly. His wings are too small to get his absolutely stacked body off the ground.Beel,flies anyway because Beel doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

-I am a Leviathan has webbed hands and visible gills truther he can't swim without his webbed hands and gills guys

-Lucifer secretly thinks imagine dragons is really tuff and tries to convince MC that he likes cool human music too

- Asmodeus genuinely has so many brand deals comming in that when hes in a generous mood or the products dont work for him his brothers end up with entire new sets of skincare that they may or may not use (they all use it)

-Every Month Satan and Simeon meet up to watch movies and discuss the implications of how the political landscape of the directors home country along with the year it was created informed the end goal of the film.

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok