SELINA NOT SELENA!

I've been on Tumblr for 4 years and still don't know what I'm doing.

[twitterlols]

[seawolph]

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

[onlytwitterpics]

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged

[hmwhatthehell]

do u ever feel like you’ve accidentally tricked certain people into thinking you are smarter and have more potential than you actually do and do you ever think about how disappointed they’ll be when you inevitably crash and burn

[legacysam]

Fun fact: Impostor Syndrome is ridiculously common among high-achievers, particularly women. If you identify with this post, odds are pretty good that you’re exactly as smart as people think you are, and the failure you’re afraid of isn’t inevitable at all.

[laundryandtaxes]

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

[marieduplessis]

#women are always erased from the history they help create

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[spones]

when you’re obsessed with something but have already seen all of it and consumed all fan content for it so you try rewatching it to recapture some of that magic but it’ll never be the same as the first time

[everythingfox]

[snoozerposts-deactivated2016070]

[buzzfeed]

Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

[betterbemeta]

no mercy run

[itchycoil]

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[early-sunsets]

D&D: “ThEy DoN’t GeT tO cHoOsE”

[kylostantrums]

not to be dramatic but I just started sobbing because I’m so upset that they completely destroyed this version of Daenerys that I’ve come to know and love and respect and look up to for years