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Let’s not turn this into a lecture on quantum mechanics.

Physics professor talking about springs (via mathprofessorquotes)

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OVER THE GARDEN WALL (2014).

pepplemint

"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"

adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.

charminglyantiquated

fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines

Student: I’ve heard the best way to visualize 14 dimensional space is to think of a three dimensional space, close your eyes, and yell, “14!”

Topology Professor: This is how I do it! *draws a 2-dimensional plane, labels one axis R^13 and the other R*

mathprofessorquotes

Now, lets see if I can pass my own course…

Quantum physics lecturer who left the solutions to that week’s problems at home (via mathprofessorquotes)

mrockefeller

Here is my completed extremely self indulgent Banjo Kazooie series I made between 2019-2020 because I miss them so much.

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Bears kept stealing honey from a man’s bee farm so he turned them into honey tasters (x)

daydreamerinadazedworld

This is so cute

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[February 2017] Winston, OR

Here’s a photo of a cutie patootie 👅

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Dear Horatio, By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Laertes will stab me, then I’ll stab Laertes, then Gertrude will enter and get poisoned by Claudius. Then Claudius will come in and get killed by me multiple times. Love, Your boyfriend Hamlet.

P.S. Then Fortinbras will show up and be like ‘what the fuck’

#mmmm whatcha say

nuderefsarebest

the-jellicle-duelist

Also accurately presents how funny most men are

montygreen

Make Me Choose: @nadiasguzman asked Bellarke or Cheleanor

ohare

for each rotten turnip you give Hellmanns, they will give away one free meal to someone in need! the next time their island will be open is tomorrow 12-3 pm est! please spread the word! you can help someone in need and you don’t even have to spend a dime. all you have to do is dm them on Twitter for the code and bring your spoiled turnips!