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There will be no posts tomorrow, Dec. 17th in support of the protest against banning nsfw content (and the ineffective methods employed by staff).

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im logging off literally right after i reblog this pls join!!

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i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[lala-the-rebel]

Today in a nutshell

[badkidgorgug]

Brb sobbing with laughter

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #538

“I think I might…have feelings for him,” she confessed to her friends. “After all these years he’s still there for me, and we get along, and…”

“And it’s true love, baby!” One friend enthused. “I called it since the eighth grade. You have to ask him out.”

“Or leave well enough alone,” the other friend interjected. “You’ve got a great friend in him, and this could ruin absolutely everything.”

[sh1300]

Send me a character, guys. ;3

[therpmemes]

       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

[sh1300]

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[wickedlymeme]

“They’re never going to find us!” 

“No one can hear you scream.”

“Kinda scary knowing we’re alone out here.”

“Did you hear that?”

“Please, please don’t.” 

“You don’t have to do this.”

“How long have you been out here?”

“I’ve found them!” 

“This place looks abandoned.”

“There’s blood.”

“Did you hear that?”

“What’s it matter, they’re never going to find us.”

“We’ve been walking for days.”

“Why would someone else be this far out?”

“We’re in trouble.” 

“I’ll get you before they do.” 

“It’s so peaceful out here.”

“This is giving me serious Blair Witch vibes.”

“You know I hate horror movies!” 

“They could have followed us?”

“That’s not from this world!” 

“The silence is terrifying.” 

“Is that an animal?” 

“It’s so nice not having someone constantly in your ear.”

“Stop breathing down my neck.” 

“We’re fine.” 

“If we’re not back by Monday, they’ll send someone for us.”

“Scared yet?”

“Now how do we get back?”

“You’re never leaving here.”

“You’re never leaving me.”

“They’ll never find you.”

[sh1300]

SEND ME A PROMPT + ANY D:BH CHARACTER/S!!

[sh1300]

Random sketches of Hannah and Sloane, because, sisters. 1. Full image 2. Sisters having fun 3. SH1300 comforting HH1300 4. Hannah and Alice 5. Sloane and Kara 6. Sloane and Connor

[sh1300]

Uuuuuu hiiiiiiiiii!!!! Here I am excited for your blog friendo :3 Is it okay if I give you a couple asks?

Of course!! Go right ahead! ^^(And welcome to my D:BH madhouse. :")

[sh1300]

This is another of my OCs, and it's actually supposed to be my sister IRL as an android. Name: Hannah Gender: Female Race: Android Model: HH1300 Deviant?: Yes Purpose: Designed to be the perfect child companion Age: 12-13 Skin: Tan-ish with few freckles Build: Small, lithe, strong leg muscles Height: 5'2" Hair: Dirty blonde, medium-short Eyes: Very light blue, sometimes appearing as gray or greenish, or a pale "Eye Of Ender" (Minecraft) Personality: Hyper, funloving, kind, fiercely loyal, fiercely protective (especially over "sister"), mischievous, ornery, creative Backstory: Same as SH1300

[sh1300]

Sketchy Ink Concept for SH1300, aka "Sloane" Once I have a better sheet, I'll write out info on her. Actually, NVM. Name: Sloane Gender: Female Race: Android Model: SH1300 Deviant?: Yes Purpose: Pretty much just aesthetic. She was created along with HH1300 to be siblings. Age: 17-18 Skin: Very pale, few freckles Build: Lithe with broad shoulders Hair: Dark brown with "natural" red, blue, gold, and black highlights; Long Eyes: Jet-dark-blue with pale brown-amber rings around her pupils Height: 5'9", might change?? Personality: Quiet, calm, laid-back, creative, motherly, brave, overprotective (especially over her "sister"), fiercely loyal, stubborn, can be hostile and cautious Backstory: WIP, but I should post it at some point, because I have the foundation of it down.

[sh1300]

Ink Sketches, [Unnamed OC] Concept + Development +Me writing the characters of D:BH for se reason???

[sh1300]

Ink Sketch Page, Kara (Part 8 of Jacksepticeye's playthrough of D:BH) +Some favorite doodles +My HC on how the androids eyes look in different stages of Deviancy

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Ink Sketch Page, Connor (Part 7 of Jacksepticeye’s playthrough of D:BH)

+Some of my favorite images/doodles

[sh1300]

Welcome to my blog!!!

What I accept:

-Fluff

-Angst (Iloveangstgimmeitallplease)

-Lemons (… Possible, not guaranteed)

-RK800 // Connor

-RK900? (Will be my headcannons)

-Kara

-Luther

-Markus

-Simon

-Rupert

-Ralph??

-Any gender pairings (M×F, F×F, M×M, etc.)

-Poly relationships (RK800 × Reader × RK900, etc.)

-Uhh… I mean, possibly mythic-like AU? Such as where Connor is a centaur? The android are centaurs, Deertaurs, etc.

- “× Child! Reader”

-Pfft, basically anything? Unless under “What I Don’t Accept”

-MACHINE CONNOR BECAUSE HOLY FUCK

What I Don’t Accept:

-Gavin × Reader (I’m sorry, I just… Can’t)

-Hank × Reader (Again, I’m sorry-)

-Almost any AU

-Non-specified reader (I may make some, but I won’t accept any. It’s not that I don’t accept you!! You have as much right as anyone!! I just can’t write without specific details very well. :“3)

-Forced/rape

-Underage (I WILL do Child × …, it just won’t, you know, be romance.)

-Kinks (No offense, I just don’t want to right anything like bloodplay, or roleplay, things like that. I’m so sorry-)

-Genderbent

-Um… I dunno, I guess nothing racist, sexist, or religious, really

[littlelovelymemes]

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

🅱lease I lowkey wanna make some DBH crackfic drabbles-

[sh1300]

SEND ME SOME ASKS, GUYS!!!

[sh1300]

Welcome to my blog!!!

What I accept:

-Fluff

-Angst (Iloveangstgimmeitallplease)

-Lemons (... Possible, not guaranteed)

-RK800 // Connor

-RK900? (Will be my headcannons)

-Kara

-Luther

-Markus

-Simon

-Rupert

-Ralph??

-Any gender pairings (M×F, F×F, M×M, etc.)

-Poly relationships (RK800 × Reader × RK900, etc.)

-Uhh... I mean, possibly mythic-like AU? Such as where Connor is a centaur? The android are centaurs, Deertaurs, etc.

- "× Child! Reader"

-Pfft, basically anything? Unless under "What I Don't Accept"

-MACHINE CONNOR BECAUSE HOLY FUCK

What I Don't Accept:

-Gavin × Reader (I'm sorry, I just... Can't)

-Hank × Reader (Again, I'm sorry-)

-Almost any AU

-Non-specified reader (I may make some, but I won't accept any. It's not that I don't accept you!! You have as much right as anyone!! I just can't write without specific details very well. :"3)

-Forced/rape

-Underage (I WILL do Child × ..., it just won't, you know, be romance.)

-Kinks (No offense, I just don't want to right anything like bloodplay, or roleplay, things like that. I'm so sorry-)

-Genderbent

-Um... I dunno, I guess nothing racist, sexist, or religious, really