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One year with Once Upon a Time; Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā¤· 82 | 366
Still one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!
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So weāre even.
Coming in 2016
FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TOĀ
THEM
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE
Iāve been brainwashed by tumblr for far too long, and now that Iām not Iām realizing a lot of things.
- Not everything is fucking offensive
-People have different opinions from you. Fucking deal with it.
- Itās not okay to discriminate against gender, race, or sexuality. THIS INCLUDES STRAIGHT WHITE CIS MALES
- Itās NOT okay to tell people to go kill themselves, this includes telling republicans, cis people, white people, or anyone who differs from your ways to āgo dieā.
- 4chan is NOT the spawn of the devil and is actually really funny.
- Not everything is a trigger
- Not everything is ableist, transphobic, homophobic, or racist
- There is nothing wrong with being cis, straight or white
- Most of the world is straight and cis
- Double standards are stupid
- Dark humor can be funny
- Feminism is a good thing. But most of tumblr arenāt feminists. Theyāre extremists.
- Itās okay that you are not politically correct 100% of the time
-Treating people like shit and giving them hate because their opinion differs from you IS FUCKING WRONG!!!!!!Ā
- Tumblr is sometimes really stupid and the only reason why Iām still on here is because of memes and artsy shit
IF ANY OF THIS MAKES YOU HATE ME IDC UNFOLLOW ME <3
Have a good day! :33
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT EMMA TRIED SO HARD TO BE WITH KILLIAN AS THE DARK ONE, AND HAVE HIM ACCEPT HER AS THE DARK ONE BECAUSE SHE WANTED HIM TO BE ABLE TO SEE THAT SOMEONE COULD STILL BE THEMSELVES WITH DARKNESS INSIDE.Ā BECAUSE SHE DIDNāT WANT HIM TO FREAK OUT AND LOSE HOPE WHEN HE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH.
She says āIām different. Better.āĀ But what she means is āYouāre going to be ok.āĀ And what my heart screams is āI DIDNāT FUCKING SIGN UP FOR THIS.ā
2x22 | 5x07Ā
The first time Hook placed something in Emmaās hand, was the magic beanā¦that was the moment he believed he could find a purpose, that he could maybe, just maybe open up to the idea of caring for this amazing, woman in front of him. Ā That bean was filled with so much hope and he placed that hope into her palm. And now, he is placing the one thing he believes has kept him alive all these years in her hands. He loves her so much, he is willing to give up something precious to him, for the woman he loves. Ā He gives her just as much hope as he did that day when he placed the magic bean in her hand. (x)
OH ANNA, YOU ARE IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS.
HOLY SHIT WTF ANNA
i would really like a disney lookalike and broadway casting!! I love your blog!Ā
Hi! You remind me of Mal from Descendants, Alana, and Aurora from Once Upon a Time. You also look a little like Leia from Star Wars and Lilly from Princess Diaries. I would cast you as Phoebe from Gentlemanās Guide, Christine from Phantom, or Lauren from Kinky Boots. Thanks for submitting! :)
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She did me!!
You know I understand not everyone is the same and like to wait to enjoy the entire episode on Sunday but to be honest with you, personally this is sometimes even better to meā¦
The intense feels, the fandom alive and absolutely glowing, the energy of us CS shippersā¦its my absolute favourite thing
thank every single one of you who make it so exciting (i love yaāll sfm)
Originally posted by ahhitsmunster
yes!! i agree completely. i just canāt fangirl as much as iād like when itās in the ep, because iām scared iāll miss something if i donāt pay attention
Illustrator Lili Chinās adorableĀ seriesĀ Dogs of the WorldĀ illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.
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tbh i never wanted this post to end
Dogs of the world
Amazing
Belleās yearly adventure with other Disney heroines
If only A&E would allow her to be this brave when it comes to her love life...
Itās funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where weāre actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldnāt be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare āanimalā races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
Like that old story ātheyāre made of meat,ā only weāre scarier.
HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN
YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE.
A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.
REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD.
WARNING: HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES.
HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.
HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE
OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOD
More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase āhealthy as a horseā to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. Thereās mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; itās called pursuit predation. Basically, weāre the Terminator.
(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. Thatās why we use them for hunting. And even then, itās only āsort ofā.)
Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators:
Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we donāt need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other speciesā standards, we just plain donāt get tired.
Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury thatās not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isnāt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results arenāt pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but theyāre highly functional.
Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.
In essence, weād be Space Orcs.
Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place.Ā
We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps.Ā
And by god, we will eat anything.Ā
We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.Ā
We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin.Ā
We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favorite musicians live.Ā
We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out
We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth to prevent us from splattering against the ground.Ā
Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places.Ā
We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights
We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them.Ā
On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet.Ā
Klingons and Krogan and Orcs aināt got shit on us
We drink ethanol (in concentrations high enough to be used as an effective as microbicide or a solvent!) for the express purpose of achieving blood toxicity and disrupting normal brain functionā¦ AS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY!
On the same subject, we also deliberately incinerate assorted substances and then inhale the particulate-heavy smoke and vapor resulting for the same effect. EVEN IN THE FACE OF SAID SUBSTANCES BEING CARCINOGENIC, BECAUSE WE JUST DONāT GIVE A FUCK.
Humans do not have biological castes. Kill their commander and another will take its place. Soldiers left alone on a planet will start farming and manufacturing to survive. Farmers and manufacturers will take up arms and kill you if pressed. Just because two humans look different doesnāt mean they cannot do each otherās jobs.
Breeding does not kill them. A single human can mate dozens or hundreds of times in a lifetime. They often do so as recreation. Xenobiology team six believes they do not have a mating season but this is too strange to be true.
Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.Ā
The proteins making up their bodies are toxic and cause prion disease. Do not touch anything humans have touched. Do not consume earth foods. Fire does not adequately remove this contamination.
Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.
We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.Ā
Everything on their planet came from a single biological strain. They developed comprehensive genetics BEFORE they developed space travel.Ā
They lack radio receptors and cannot be brought into compliance with right-thought simply by broadcasting to them. Even after we learned how to translate it into sound-waves one of their hatchlings drove the Great Authority mad by responding to every demand with a single question: āWhy?ā
#an individual human being is actually a microbiome in its own rightāyou are dealing with a legion each time you approach themĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #they carry pathological agents inside their deep tissues and this is advantageous to their healthĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #one of the most widespread and resilient viruses on their planet is treated as mildly hazardousāeven though it causesĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #massive disruption to the bodyās homeostasisĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #(their young offspring endure multiple rhinovirus infections EACH YEAR yet they seem unperturbed by this)Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā #they have developed such long lifespans that now their primary threat is their own bodyās degenerationĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #humanity has literally figured out how to survive so long that their body gives out under themĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #and they are not satisfied with thatĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā #stupid willful vengeful survivalists who treat mortality like a challengeĀ Ā Ā
I am speechless
#can we keep her
i was loving this episode until they suddenly made Rumple a half-assedĀ āāāāheroāāāā like are you fucking kidding meĀ i was trying to stay positive but now i canāt
Should have been Belle
DAMN RIGHT IT SHOULDāVE BEEN BELLE, I AM FUMING
IāM SO MAD
THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIAL.Ā
