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i don’t think we talk about the dictionary calendar anymore as much as we should. (if we are to take his words at face value) never forget the time starscream, notoriously stubborn and bad at taking criticism, got insulted by bee one time for not knowing the definition of a word and managed to buy a dictionary calendar without bee noticing when the one (1) thing bee can do is watch starscream and then get genuinely happy when bumblebee notices his vocabulary improved.

there’s something so deeply and genuinely wrong with you starscream

doomlighto

boredddd

spectra-bear

Are ya ready to rock wreck?

kaiju-dayo

‘tis the season

copperpipes

I didn't find it so I made it myself

almondcroissantsandink

one laundry night they definitely start discussing how many Earth-named constellations are based on Greek myths, and then that definitely brings up the Odyssey (and how it relates to their current journey to Erid), and they spend the next week or so spinning tales and having Mary read the poem aloud and Rocky makes miniatures so Grace can act it out

#phm #phm fanart #project hail mary #project hail mary fanart

snowsupply

My take on TFA Kickback (+ baby pic & holoform/human for fun)

pineappical

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

phillip-bankss

grug dont have to change!

liliuhms

joyful forest hair full of friends and apples

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

#she’s right they don’t have faces #< prev tags

nerdygaymormon

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

etakeh

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

transformers-and-taxa

I need a bot in stasis on earth to just like…die. I don’t mean this maliciously or anything, but I think going into stasis surrounded by organics should come with consequences, like how you’ll see abandoned buildings get reclaimed by plants or even have termites eat through actively lived in homes.

I need the Autobots or Decepticons to track down someone, who went into stasis on earth for the war, only to find fungi mycorrhiza clogging their Energon lines having consumed every drop. I need lichens, mosses, and ferns sprouting from their frame, slowly absorbing the micronutrients that leech off of them as bacteria and protists excrete acid to dissolve them microscopically. I need small detritivores like snails, isopods, and insects eating those plants and bacteria. I need a nest of mice hidden under their armour. I need a clutch of mysterious eggs safely nestled away in a burrow under their arm. I need the earth to completely and entirely reclaim them.

And the worst part, the worst part is that I need them to see that this was inevitable. I need them to see that they can clean them up, remove all the plants and debris, provide them with fresh Energon, and see how their very processor has been rusted and corroded

Everything but their spark is dead and consumed, and even that is barely holding on by a thread. They’re functionally a living corpse. At what point do you just let the wildlife take the rest of them? At what point do you wonder if their spark will even return to the allspark?

I need them to see that this will happen in every habitat across earth. Maybe not as fast. A rainforest is hungrier than a desert: but they’ll both eat you.

I need them to see that: even with Unicron locked away, asleep for millennia more, he will still consume them if they stay.

Everytime they see an organic from here on out, I need them to shiver

[Fungal metal corrosion| Radiotrophic fungi| Plants that absorb heavy metals ]

@the-eater-of-the-snacks thanks for letting me ramble at you!