Super Cool Ranch

hi my name is Stef and I have a basketball game tomorrow

[thehansoloist]

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

ahhh how majestic

[ye-lost-bard]

Super serious “I am absolutely sober” bard

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[maybeshesnaped]

Snape: I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter?

Dumbledore:

[xonjeliex-deactivated20230928]

That ‘I missed you’ sex hits differentttttttt

[lightheartedsuggestion]

The world is a little happier with you in it.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

[cute-hypothetical-scenarios]

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

[romanticmusings]

The world is a little softer with you in it.

[positivelatina]

The world is a little more perfect with you in it.

[hopelesslydevotedsuggestions]

The world is a little prettier with you in it

[caloriecanyon]

The world is a little more charming with you in it

[profoundcalzone]

the world is a little more loving with you in it🌸

[awkward-gurls-world]

The world is a little more comforting with you in it.

[paulthebukkit]

Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon

[dearbisexual]

if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

[dearbisexual]

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

[pityreblogs-blog]

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

[glacierlakes]

25-40 yr old white guys with big beards are either pro-military right wing douchebags or microbrew hipster douchebags and the only difference is what kind of glasses theyre wearing

[glacierlakes]

[diarygirls]

me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text

[meloetta]

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

[bewbin]

did u lose again

[meloetta]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

[squided]

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

[geeneelee]

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

[tytheunicornprincess-deactivate]

Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

[delmondo]

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

[peachcookie]

[03josten]

having a trans character be happy and self loving and loved is more revolutionary than educating cis audiences through the humiliation, sadness of and acts of violence against a trans character and that’s all i’m saying

[slavery]

[black-lesbian-queen]

I need answers

[pavelow]

With God all things are possible

[wykart]

We are all npcs and he is the player character. The world is his sandbox

[mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061]

the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”