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Kaley Kocinski
Catching Up Over Tea
The low table was set with three small cups of tea and a saucer of crackers sitting in the middle. Mr. Norg sat on the floor and took the tea cup in his hands. The rag doll pulled it closer to him and then he looked at his companions. His two friends sat quietly and returned Mr. Norg’s gaze.
“And then I had to climb up to the window and jump outside,” Mr. Norg continued. “Outside, I had to fight the dragon again. Luckily my mighty sword was more than enough to deal with such a dark being. The shadow dragon ran before my enchanted sword.”
Mr. Norg raised the tea cup up to his lips. After a moment, he sat the tea cup back down and looked at his friends.
“It is always exciting protecting my charge,” Mr. Norg said with a smile. “And what about you two? Anything new to report?” His friends said nothing. “Well, that’s nothing to be upset about. Sometimes a dull patrol is a blessing.”
Mr. Norg put his hand on the low table and stood up. “Well, time to return to duty. It was wonderful catching up with you both. Stay safe,” the rag doll said with a bow before heading off.
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It was a pretty morning, the sun breaking through the trees and birds beginning to wake up. Cui-fen went to the kitchen and put a kettle of water on to heat up. Opening the cabinet, she noticed that several of her cups were missing. With a shrug, the Pandaren took some tea out of a different cabinet and began preparing a cup.
With her drink warm in her hands, Cui-fen headed out of the kitchen to go wake up little Tai. She had made it halfway down the hall when she stopped. In the middle of the floor was a large book with three of her tea cups sitting on top and a small saucer of crackers in the middle. Beside the book were a stuffed bear and a stuffed horse. The Pandaren stared at the scene for a moment before looking down the hall. Shaking her head, she started walking towards her daughter’s room.
( @fen-n-tai for the mentions.)
Give me a sword, I’ll win this war for you.
Val Kilmer as Madmartigan in Willow
You May Not Have That!
Mr. Norg stopped at the end of the house farthest from Tai’s room. With his great sword (letter opener) resting on his shoulder, he looked at each of the windows and confirmed that they were closed. Turning around, he began his patrol back to the other end of the house. He paused at the door to Cui-Fen’s room and glanced inside. He could hear soft breathing coming from the bed. Nodding to himself, he continued on through the house.
Finally, Mr. Norg reached the door to Tai’s room. He could hear the young pandaren turning over on the bed before settling in again. He scanned the room, looking from his little home at the one side to the window at the other side of the bed. And that’s when he saw it.
Patrols and Campfires
The moon peaked in through the curtains of the bedroom and cast a pale light on the ground. As night slowly crept along, the door to the little playhouse opened up and a small rag doll in armor stepped through. The rag doll waited a moment and took in the surroundings of the bedroom. A few feet away was the small bed and atop it was the young Pandaren, deep in slumber.
Mr. Norg quietly shouldered his sword and stepped across the floor of the bedroom to the open door. Looking back and forth, the rag doll checked the hallway before heading off into the house. Passing from room to room, he looked at every door and window to make sure that they were secure. He walked into every corner to make sure there were no intruders. Stopping at the door to the other bedroom, Mr. Norg listened to the deep breaths of the adult sleeping inside. The rag doll dared not enter this room, but from the doorway he scanned the area to make sure that nothing was amiss.
“Everything is secure,” the little doll said to himself as he began marching back to the first bedroom. “Shouldn’t let my guard down, though. I know. I’ll make some coffee.”
The rag doll quietly wandered around the bedroom and collected wood for his campfire, carrying the pieces back out into the hallway so as to not disturb the young one’s sleep. After a few minutes, Mr. Norg had his pile set up and it glowed with yellows, oranges, and reds all peaking out of the pile. Satisfied with the quality of his campfire, the rag doll then went back to his little house and returned carrying his mug.
Mr. Norg sat down next to his campfire and placed his mug next to it so that the drink could warm up. The doll leaned back on his little arms and let out a contented sigh as he continued his nightly vigil.
Come morning, the sun began to poke through the gaps in the curtains and the house grew brighter with the oncoming day. Movement could be heard in the far bedroom as someone was waking and getting up. After a few minutes, the female Pandaren stepped out of her bedroom and started making her way towards her daughter’s room. After a few steps into the hallway, however, she suddenly stopped and looked down at the floor.
“Dear. Why is there a pile of crayons in the middle of the hallway? And why does Mr. Norg have one of my thimbles?”
( @fen-n-tai because its their house )
You are offered a flask of courage or a flask of invulnerability. You can only take one. Both last two hours. Which do you choose? What do you do with it? Why?
Shadhemir leaned back in his chair and thought for a moment before a smirk started to creep on his face.
“I don’t think I’d need the flask of courage. Even if I don’t have enough for a given task, I’m too bull-headed to give up regardless. I would take the flask of invulnerability and keep it handy. Because when my luck finally does run out, there will probably be someone equally unlucky enough to be beside me. The drink will be their’s, even if it has to be that they don’t realize what they’re getting.”
Police Report
"So there was two of them, huh?" Shadhemir asked as he finished reading the police report. "Yes, sir." "Didn't get hurt yourself?" Shad asked , putting the papers on his lap and looking up from the sofa. "No, sir. Luckily, the only damage sustained was with the one gentleman's face. The authorities said he will be okay, however." "That's good. Well, thank you for defending hearth and home in our absence." "Not at all, sir. They just made the mistake of coming in the morning. If they had waited another hour, they likely would have gotten away with it." "Definitely lucky then. Maybe I should leave some weapons out around the house. Hang some swords on the walls everywhere in case we have someone break in again." "Subtle decor ideas, sir. I'm certain Lady Neun would appreciate such decorations." "Maybe not," Shadhemir replied with a grin. "We'll definitely have to get her to look into some security options the next time she is home." "Of course, sir. Would you like me to prepare some lunch for you?" "I'll make a sandwich in a little while, Mr. Cooper. But thank you for the offer. If you're done for today, why don't you head on home." "If you're certain, sir." "Yeah. I think I'll go check out the farm this afternoon." "Very good, sir. I hope you have an uneventful trip." ( @neun-deserrat for the mention)