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@shadow-compay-secretary
Hello! My name is Rosa, and I’m here to assist Commander Graves and Shadow Company! My inbox is open for scheduling, correspondence, and all your paper forms: requisition, leave application, mission reports, whatever you need the Commander’s eyes on.
NOTICE: All Shadow Company Operators, please remember that your annual physicals are due in TEN DAYS! If you miss the deadline, I will hunt you down and drag you to medical personally.
[ The video is broadcasted to every high command Shadow Company soldier, Vedma, and the 141 (including those that fought with the 141.) ]
[ Attached to the Video, is another ciphered message. ]
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[ Ttq bx tlpb? Oqjf, trkz, hle... ]
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((ooc//tags below:))
It seems the Boss’ account may have been hacked. I’ll do my best to trace the sender’s IP address, but I’m not much use beyond that. I’m afraid ciphers aren’t really part of the secretary skill set. I’ll still take a crack at it, but I’d appreciate some help from any of our comms experts!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you alright, darling? Can I get you anything? A relaxing tea, maybe? Or a scotch? I also have that
My eyes hurt
Would you like some eyedrops, dear?
Heard you have been having some issues with your co-workers and boss messing with your precious paperwork, would you be interested in some side offers?
Aren’t you sweet! I appreciate the offer, but unfortunately poaching secretaries is illegal 🦌
I just gave my vacation to my mom as an early birthday present. But the Company is gonna owe me a fancy vacation >:(
Commander. I ate ur paperwork 😔 it was strangely delicious I'm sorry 🥺
Damn. I don't have to do another stack of paperwork? What a shame. What a shame.
Tho- those were the team’s yearly time off applications!!!! I spent all of last week coordinating people’s time off requests!! 😭😭😭
I HAD A VACATION TO THE ALPS PLANNED FOR NEXT WEEK
Commander do you triple dog dare me to do it?
(Also yes the tail is one of my cats trying to steal my food. I’m not leaving him alone with it even if I have to get milk as a lifeline, so he’s fine, dw. And I only added a teaspoon of the shark sauce.)
I triple dog dare ya Shadow.
I feel like this needs a liability waiver. Also, my auntie dropped off some Carolina reapers her husband grows. I can’t do a thing with them. Would you like to add them?
love that y’all are having fun but we MUST do something about ask bots clogging up EVERY SINGLE cod tag available. We do not need ANOTHER rp account. i’m sorry to rain on anyone’s parade but i had NINE back to back asks from 6 DIFFERENT accounts on my tags page bc y’all are clogging up the tags and i’m TIRED OF IT.
i don’t want to block them bc sometimes they do have a good quip or funny joke but the majority of the time it’s just roleplay. PLEASE make a community and take them there.
(Chaos: Aight. We seem to be annoying some people, uhm… How do we move everybody to a separate community, guys? Cuz I genuinely don’t want to be a nuisance.)
@ghost-askblog @ask-alex-keller @ask-farah-karim @ask-shadow-medic-soli @ask-philgraves @ask-private-141 @soap-askblog @ask-soapmactavish @soap-askblog @verytiredmedic @141smedic @shadow-medic-4-08 @shadow2-5 @shadow-5-05 @alejandro-ask @ask-alevargas @las-almas-border-patrol @johnprice-asks @price-askblog @callsign-kits @callsigncoyote @konig-askbox @k9-buddy-ask-blog @keegan-askblog
(It took me five minutes to type this 💀)
(hey everyone... fran here again!)
(i honestly had zero clue it would be getting this out of hand and popping off so much, and i'm really sorry if anyone had been negatively affected in any way by this community!)
(as the one responsible for this painfully extensive bandwagon, i took is upon myself to finally make a community for everyone to use and enjoy so nobody is being bothered in the long run.)
A community where people can roleplay and share their own ocs or play as canon characters! Anyone and everyone is welcome.
(feel free to hop in if you'd like! as much as i'd like to keep my anonymity and my main account out of this, it has been unfortunately pointed out as the owner of the community. i just ask that you leave my main account alone and simply focus on the actual features of the community rather than myself! if you find me you find me, and if you don't you don't.)
(i hope this fixes any issues or problems people have been having with our blogs and this helps everybody in the long run!)
(—with best intentions and lots of love, fran)
(edit: I FORGOT TO MENTION that i actually looked through the reblogs on the original post and agree wholeheartedly with a lot of the suggestions. in case this whole community thing doesn't work out i suggest making your own tags so that your content is blockable to those who choose to do so.)
(It keeps saying that it doesn’t exist and won’t let me join :<)
(thats weird? i have a few people already in it. i'd say keep trying but if it continues i'll see what i can do.)
I also use the tag #cod ask blog, so feel free to block that too to get my ass out
The communities don’t work for sideblogs, only your main. I’m sorry @ghostslollipop, but there’s not really a good way for us to filter this on our end for you. You’re going to have to block some tags. Most of us use a tag unique to our characters, as many have stated in comments and reblogs of this post. Mine is #miss Rosa or #shadow company secretary
This is a tough situation because it’s not really very fair that you’ll have to block the rp blogs. It’s also not really fair for you to ask us to have to stop having fun. This really sucks, but there’s not a good way to handle it.
Sir, can I have cuddles?
>6-4<
I'm a bit swamped in papers right now Doll, but you can sit with me for a few
I’ll just- *grabs the papers and takes it to her desk to start filling out*
oh look! No more paperwork for you today, Commander! You can clock out early, I’ll hold down the fort :)
Commander can we please implement a knockin’ before entering policy ‘round here? it’s just god damn annoying to be in the middle of vehicle repairs and have someone busting down the door with no warning, plus some of the guys here get a tad rowdy post op..
On a side note do ‘ya think it would be possible to opt out of that uh.. team bonding or- camping trip? Whatever it was. I’m not sure I wanna be spending my leave sleeping in the middle of the woods when I could be at home with my cats.
Thank you kindly,
-Mutt ♠️
Campin' trip is optional for everyone. I'll make an order about the knocking. Can't say I enjoy bein' walked in on when me and Leggy- uh...nevermind
A set of blinds would also be in order for your office, sir *sips tea*
*a child walks up to you, sobbing so violently they’re shaking, saying they don’t want to go back home*
-scared kiddo anon
@shadow-compay-secretary get out the adoption paperwork. Non negotiable.
*scoops up the kid and starts stroking their hair. *
Oh f- frick.
I'll uh.. set up my futon, I guess. Do we have any clothes for the kiddo?
The extra small stuff will work, I'll grab some bedding. We'll make a cozy bed, and you call social services.
Here are the adoption forms, sir.
And here’s a blanket for the little one. Are they hungry? I can make a pbj or a rice omelette or something quick in the staff kitchen.
Hey commander? You got any tips on getting like... "Mud" stains out of uniforms? I kinda laid in some on the last mission...
-🦡
Honestly? No not really.
Make a paste of salt and water, put it on the stain and let it sit for 5 to 10 minutes. Then rinse your clothes in cold water. That should help, dear
Правильно боишься. Remember that weak ass pathetic ficus you had? Can't see it anywhere anymore, da?
Maybe you're next.
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Just so we're clear, I didn't kill it on purpose. It died before I even broke in for the first time. You, on the other hand...
@vedma-s-vostoka
... That's what it was? I thought it was some sort of hibiscus or tiny apple tree.
SO YOURE THE ONE MESSING WITH MY OFFICE PLANTS!!!!
Commander, will you please teach me how to use a shotgun? I have a plant murderer to hunt >:(
even, phillip graves. i have bought a 3000 gallon fish tank with all the fixings on the company card. (probably by accident) and it ran us roughly twenty grand!!!
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@cod-hr-admin @shadow-compay-secretary Officers it's this one right here.
Awww! What fish did you get? Bring some pictures by my office when you come in tomorrow! I’ll get started on the credit card paperwork
So Commander Daddy sir uhhhh hypothetically if one of the Shadows is refusing to come get his vaccines can I hunt him down with a tranq gun and a dream? And hypothetically if I did that what would the paperwork be?
- @shadow2-5
.....You are really testing my will to Drink Sarg...
Ask @shadow-compay-secretary
@shadow2-5 I’ll apply for a capture-and-release hunting license in your name
Is that a scar or cut on your face? If it’s a scar how’d you get it? (Only if you’re comfortable saying) If it’s a cut then my other question is who’s your favorite shadow?
Its a scar.
Pretty obvious it's 2-08 and Rabiosa.
What do we have to do to be your favorite? 🥺
@ask-philgraves
Well for starters, the Commander’s spray tan is far more subtle
