I Cannot Adult Today

23. She/her. Welcome. Being a grown up is a lie. Come scream into the void with me. This dumpster fire is sponsored by mostly 9-1-1 but some other stuff too.

[polar-equinoxx]

the sun is not immune to it’s own power.

[annwyncallin]

accurate internal monologue each time Ice has to drag Mav out of trouble

[ultimatedirk]

so, kiss me

[moonsongbf-deactivated20240915]

i feel like we as a society don’t talk about this enough

[gothidecorem]

And violà! @kazanskys-mitchell

[betaphannie]

if i can speak

[politijohn]

Source

[daniel-bruehl]

Chris Evans starring as Steve ‘The World is Your Runway’ Rogers AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR | 2018

[rederiswrites]

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

[rederiswrites]

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

[rederiswrites]

[willel]

Looking at will having powers from a lore perspective is interesting but on the other hand willel causing some mischief with their powers. Like there's these 2 teens that also happen to be twins and have superpowers I'd like to think they would indulge in some troublemaking

Oh FOR sure.

There was discourse a week or so ago going like "Will is TERRIBLE for USING El to scam vegas!"

Firstly, it was a joke, a joke you can make with your best friend and your sister.

Secondly, El would 100% scam vegas! El has shoplifted twice and honestly doesn't have any qualms tripping up or pushing over anyone who slightly gets on her nerves.

El and Will committing petty crimes is a shoe in. I can also imagining Will being like "Oh El... we shouldn't do this. 😫" but he'd be the main one coming up with the petty crimes, planning out how they should do them, and is at the scene of the crime willingly assisting in said petty crime.

Like... "Yes, let's knock that guy over. He looked at us funny." "Let's steal that kid's lunch money, he laughed at your presentation." "That manager at the store called us names. I'm sure they won't miss two packages of reeses pieces."

And then when Max returns???? The crime trio can't be stopped.

[maxbegone]

TK STRAND WEEK

Day 2 → The Anatomy of TK Strand

[maxbegone]

lone star + text bubbles (1/?)

[thebookluvrr1816]

for @merlinbingo prompt M5 : “Poetry”

[tailoredshirt]

1x08 / 3x04 For @ronensass, who pointed this out

[oliverstarked]

buddie + love tropes [½]

[itscaeya]

No Regrets

Summary:

“Hey Keith?”

“Yeah?”

“Hey Keith?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”

Keith’s eyes widened as he whipped his head around to stare into sparkling blue eyes. A large, loving smile rested on the former blue paladin’s face as he awaited Keith’s response. Keith gaped at him, mouth opening and closing multiple times before he managed to let out a soft grunt, face burning red. He brought his hands up to cover his face from view.

“Fuck, you’re too cute,” Keith mumbled unintelligibly.

“Huh?” Lance asked, tilting his head to the side slightly. “What was that?”

“N-Nothing,” Keith stuttered, hands lowering. “I…I love you, too.” More than anything.

He watched as Lance’s face brightened even more—how was that even possible? He was already the brightest thing around (It had Keith fearing for his vision—surely he’d be blind in just a few years if he were to be around Lance every day of his life)—and a red tint glowed on his cheeks. The teen bit his lip and fumbled with his hands until Keith reached out to hold them in his own.

“I love you,” Keith said again, watching as Lance grew a darker red but also glowed more brightly in his happiness.

Yeah, Keith would never regret losing his vision if it was to one of the most beautiful sights his eyes ever had the pleasure of taking in.

[itscaeya]

Kisses and Cuddles

Summary:

Just another day in the life of two boyfriends.

During your every day life you have the drama of your friends, you have those domestic arguments with your loved ones, you sometimes make observations about your surroundings and people you don’t know personally, and you live your life with your best intentions.

AO3 

“Keith!” Lance shouted from the bathroom, sticking his head around the door to glare at his boyfriend who was laying in bed with his shoes on (cue a look of absolute disgust), fully dressed with his signature scowl on his face as he scrolled through his phone. Keith looked up, scowl falling into an expression that Lance had apparently been oblivious to for the last couple of years—at least according to Hunk and Pidge who both claimed Keith had always looked at him with that lovestruck expression—and made a questioning noise. Lance bit back every comment of adoration that built up in his throat, trying to escape. Instead, he steadied himself, left hand on the bathroom’s doorframe and right hand on his hip.

“How many times do I have to tell you that the toilet paper roll faces outward, not inward! Don’t just put it in mindlessly. This stuff matters!” Lance chastised his boyfriend, thoughts going to how his mom would react when she came this upcoming weekend and saw their bathroom. He shuddered.

Keith rolled his eyes in response, chuckling under his breath. Lance watched the older man pull himself up into a sitting position, phone dropping into the sheets beside him. He ran a hand through his tangled mullet, cursing softly when his hand got caught. Lance bit his lip to hold back his laughter, struggling to keep his lips from curling upward into a smile.

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