Frankly My Dear I Don't Give A Damn

She/They Queer mess professional smartass

[ink-the-artist]

Me and the Girls Going Out for a Swim

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[indigobluerose]

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the bas--

put the octopus in the basket

weigh the basket

put the octopus in the water

treat!

[memewhore]

[truestoriesaboutme]

The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this

[fishgummy]

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[tlirsgender]

Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

[tlirsgender]

First day on earth pretending to be a Normal Human. Eye contact is weird when you only have two of them. Trying out physical sensations. Touching things with different textures. Picked a leaf off a bush and ate it. People are looking at me weird. Sorry. Say something normal. Do you know when the bus gets here

[tlirsgender]

Second day as a Normal Human. Not used to standing still because I'm usually a four dimensional shape turning within itself. I understand the bus schedule now. Blessed someone's baby today. Trying out smells and tastes. Went to a bakery. People are looking at me again. Loudly announced I love bread

[tlirsgender]

Third day as a Normal Human. I thought I understood the bus schedule but it's not here. Got in an argument with a street preacher. The bus is here. Went to a coffee shop. Really enjoying smells and tastes. Blessed someone's dog. I think I'm doing a good job

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[mintytrifecta]

[will-o-the-witch]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[meltielyn]

[phroge777]

in a heartbeat

[doomedsaints]

Why is tumblr celebrating one piece and not this incredibly important religious date

[alongwaytostar]

Breakfast

[ashisafriedpickle]

I love vampire the masquerade- taking no bullshit frfr

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

telling a girl to stop killing people is like the single most misogynist thing you could ever do

[scientifically-fruity-deactivat]

YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! *turns into a bat and flies away*