[energyprison]

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

[energyprison]

computer is telling me this post is paused right now

[drtrinitysantos]

stop drinking coolers with droolers and come drink motor oil with a gargoyle. I hope this post is good when I wake up in the morning

[teathattast]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

trying to watch this video and that team flare pikachu is so fucking distracting. hes just standing there

[mlarayoukai-archive]

OH          MY GOD

[fandomsandfeminism]

His husband is the pokemon fan and picks out a different pokemon plush to sit in the background of each episode. Its ADORABLE.

[reapthegirlwind]

my favorite so far was seeing a notification for him doing a video on the history of spam a little while back, and wondering what the plush choice would be for that, and it did not disappoint.

[phantomswimmingtimemachine]

Im a fan of the hidden Applin in his newest video

[jampharos]

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

[mousegirlheart]

why aren't you treating me like this?

[streetlight-spam]

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

[streetlight-spam]

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

[streetlight-spam]

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

[streetlight-spam]

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

[streetlight-spam]

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

[catchymemes]

[hitboxesonstockimages]

[naphthalen]

in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

[teethsmoothie]

woke up to our landlady going for our throats two days after mom goes up to alaska

at minimum, we need 1000 by the end of today (May 1, '26) - mom says she's figuring it out, but i don't know how much she'll be able to take care of in 24hrs on the other side of the continent

all my payhandles are beefbrain - ill turn off reblogs if or when things are settled. anything helps, thank you for your time if nothing else

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[robotslenderman]

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

[robotslenderman]

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

[robotslenderman]

You keep calling me a fatass but you tell other overweight people they’re beautiful? Why do you keep shitting on MY weight, then?

Oh? It’s different if it’s me? Wow fuck you too

[robotslenderman]

Love is a verb! Self love isn’t a warm fuzzy feeling, it is compassion and action in support of yourself!

And yes, this includes having compassion for the bully in your head. Unfortunately that part is also you and deserves as much of your understanding as the rest of you.

[robotslenderman]

via @corazondebeskar

This is the real reason why you need to be kind to the bully in your brain too, because that motherfucker is really good at doing a switcheroo when you're not paying attention.

[deanky]

[gaycop]

[tetsuooooooooooo]