Shadow dancer

She/her, Ace, Artist, fanfic writer, poet, and all time nerd. When someone douses your light and your heart is heavy Leave, find those who make you strong and yourself You can and will overcome Take care, be strong, glow your true inner light.

[shadowdancer34]

Shadow dancer turned 1 today!

Gogo ga ga

[an1d10t]

crowley: haaaaaaaaalt!

halt: what?

crowley, getting closer to halt and starting to shake halt's shoulders: HAAAAAAAALTT!

halt: WHAT??? ARE YOU DRUNK OR SOMETHING??

crowley: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

halt: AAAAAAAAAAH

crowley:AAAAAAAAAAH. can i get a kiss?

Halt, confused af: what?

crowley, getting his little kiss: thank you. love you. byeeeee

halt:

halt: what.

random ranger: is he always like this?

halt: no. WHO THE HELL HIT HIM ON THE HEAD THIS TIME?

[shadowdancer34]

*wheezing laugh*

[shadowdancer34]

I was reading RA: the ice boundland for the first time*inhale*

WHAT THE FRIGITY FUCKITY FUCKED UP SHIT YOU MEAN A 16 YEAROLD BOY WAS FORCED TO HAVE A ADDICTION!!! Anyway I need halt to murder these people, now

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[shadowdancer34]

you know what this world needs, a #Male wife hades tag.

like Persephone just lifts hades casually, hades cooking and cleaning, him making floral arrangements plllleeeeeaaaassssewewe, it’s fucking funny and adorable at the same time

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Poseidon: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Ares: *Picks up and puts Apollo over his shoulder*

Athena: *Swoops Artemis up bridal style*

Metis: *Has Hera on her shoulders, Leto on her back and Maia in her arms*

Demeter: *Has Hecate on her lap*

Hephaestus: *builds Aphrodite a fucking throne*

Thanatos: *Picks up Hermes and flys away*

Hades: Perse-

Persephone: LET ME BURN!

[shadowdancer34]

Hades:”No! My love, my life, my light no matter if you’re feeling down I will pick you back up and help you through it but I will not let you give up.” *realizes she put him on her shoulder*

hades:”oh

[shadowdancer34]

100 posts!

[shadowdancer34]

started watching masters of the universe(the movie) today and all I could think during Adam’s transformation was ~Mini skirt and my gogo boots uh huh girl~

[wobblersalad]

my favorite part of star wars is how jumbled and retconned so much of it is that i can truly just go "mm no i dont like that :)" and make up my own canon where i want to. its wonderful. rex and ahsoka split up immediately after order 66? no. no i dont think they did actually. obi wan and cody never reunited bc the kenobi show betrayed me? no i think they kissed unded a tattooine sunset actually mhm. clones die super early because they havent had enough tragedy? nnnno i think they stop double aging at maturity actually. its wonderful. total freedom.

[shadowdancer34]

We can turn the hurt worse and make it better for our hurt fluff Vic’s

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[dogdaysareover365]

a fedora cause it’s not just a llama

it’s PERRY THE GOAT?

[shadowdancer34]

A top hat

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Order 66 AU where Obi-Wan—being, well, Obi-Wan—completely misreads the situation when Cody shoots him during the purge and decides, with absolute conviction, that it was an extremely aggressive form of flirting.

Naturally, this leads to Obi-Wan acquiring a feral, still-chipped Cody and dragging him across the galaxy on his various misadventures.

Cody, meanwhile, is relentless. Every possible opportunity is a murder attempt. Blaster shots, ambushes, trying to push Obi-Wan off cliffs, sneaking poison into his food—anything.

Obi-Wan, however, remains entirely unbothered.

Cody fires at him? Obi-Wan deflects the bolts and smiles softly like he has just been written a haiku.

At one point, Cody lunges at Obi-Wan with a vibroblade in front of Bail. Obi-Wan smoothly disarms Cody in a single motion, lightly holding Cody’s wrist as he sighs and says, blushing faintly,”Not in front of Bail, dear one,” like it’s foreplay.

This whole situation is so utterly baffling to Cody that it basically short-circuits his chip.

The moment Cody’s free Obi-Wan’s getting shaken within an inch of his life,“YOU KRIFFING DI’KUT, I WAS NOT FLIRTING! I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK FLIRTING IS?!”

Obi-Wan blinks at him, completely thrown. “…Oh. So you don’t like me.”

Cody makes a strangled noise that’s somewhere between a yell and a groan. “YES, I LIKE YOU, YOU DI’KUT!”

EDIT:

I did in fact end up writing it and it is titled “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!” since I for some reason instantly associate Obi-Wan with ABBA. The A03 link for the completed story below so check it out 🔗 :

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[asexualmaul]

Rex: I sleep with a blaster under my pillow.

Wolffe: Weak. I sleep with two blasters under mine.

Cody: You are both pathetic.

Rex: What weapon do you sleep with then?

Cody: General Kenobi.

[sillyguy-supreme]

fintan should be sophie’s dad so that whenever sophie almost starts an interspecial conflict by insulting dimitar he can just retort with “oh yeah? i fucked your dad.” there would be an unprecedented era of peace between elves and ogres.

[shadowdancer34]

Hahahaha oh gods this is so funny 🤣

[shadowdancer34]

you ever have someone do something super dicky and they don’t even understand how much of a dick move that is?! It suuuuucccckkkkkssss, especially when it gives you TRAUMA! And probably abandonment issues

[shadowdancer34]

@zoeycw

Hope you like it! Took me all weekend

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[shadowdancer34]

Yes, parents, in law’s, and doctors need to shut up, and if the person you’re dating keep’s pushing for it, dump them.

[petrovascope]

something something courtland feeling like sisyphus but then managing to get reach the top of the hill (saving claire), ryland turning back to save rocky a la orpheus but successful, colt falling like icarus but surviving

all three of them surrounded by tragedy but still managing to survive

[shadowdancer34]

Because people who get in danger and are kinda dumb survive like roaches