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The Legend of Vox Machina, Season 4, Episode 1: One Year Later
WE ARE SO BACK!
I have NO IDEA what's gonna happen! So, buckle up, buttercups!
Nice little musical recap from Grog.
I have never seen Grog with a woman, is that something will happen from the campaign?
Messy-haired drunk Pike is great.
A whole damn year....
Percy.....what are you doing at that Ziggurat?
Matt...fucking....Mercer....
Balls....So. Many. Balls.
"Did I mention I was extremely wealthy?" Really? Couldn't tell from your golden and jeweled armor...
Well, at least Grog got to fight again.
Yes, Vex'ahlia! Be the Mistress of the Grey Hunt, that you are!
Ooh, Dragon-scale armor. Pretty and can probably take a beating.
So the robot was the Himbo's. okay.
Adventure? ADVENTURE? PLEASE PIKE? With honey mead on top?
Oooh. Post Conclave aftermath.....fuuck.
Violence isn't the question, it's the solution.
Ma'am who are you??
And she's able to hold her own against Grog?
Why would you carry REAL jewels!?
Trinket was living the teddy bear life. Cut him some slack.
Ew. What happened to that deer?
Mammalian and Avian as one? Chimera??
Back to the lab.
"Oh fuck you." Truly a man of science.
Wow, Vex indirectly gave Percy a solution. Or at least, a clue.
I am LOVING Vex's new look. That silvery-blue is SO pretty.
Aww, trauma bonding.
I don't trust what's lurking....
NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY DEER!
What in the blue fuck is that???
Nooooope. Nopenopenopenopenope.
Damned TWIG!
AGH! SHE LEFT THE BOW!
"I'm too run to drunk this fast!" How much did you drink, Pike?
Oh-kay. Those scratches that the old lady left on Grog during their fight is doing something funky to him.
Hold up....TIME OUT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS PRIESTESS TALIA!?
I'm with Vex. What the fuck is that thing.
Ummmm, the FUCK HAPPENED TO PRIESTESS TALIA???
Okay, she's both undead and anti-theistic now?
Aaaand she boomed herself.
This is why Vex is the ranger of the group.
YES. YEEEEEESSSS! THAT'S MY MISTRESS OF THE GREY HUNT!
I loved that Trinket noped back into the pendant because he didn't want to dig in monster guts.
I don't trust the orb....
Oh, so it consumes magic....uh oh.
Uh why is that thing not dead!?
Even when apart Percy and Vex get shit done.
"What. The. Fuck?" I have a feeling this will be the running question for this season.
So, Taryon is going to Whitestone. Good luck.
Wow, so an explosion didn't kill her either?
Ohhh, we got cult shit....
God, cults are fucking creepy.
That is it for the first episode. Weird creatures, cult shit and himbos! I know the team will get back together, but I do wonder what that key factor is going to be?
Vex and Keyleth are being caressed by the ones they love most and it makes my heart melt how they find such strength and comfort in their true loves touch!!!!
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