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We've both been very brave Walk around with bowed legs Wait for the scary day We both pull the tricks out of our sleeves
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i love shane calling ilya “baby” but what i REALLY love is shane calling ilya “babe”. it’s not often and there are few variants of it, but the conditions have to be right. for example:
1. jealous hotel gym shane: there’s some guy or girl trying to move in on his man and he is NOT having that, stomping over to them with a sneaky ass smack and a “hey babe come spot me on the leg press.” obviously ilya’s on his heels so fast it makes the other person’s head spin. 2. extra tired/overworked shane: it has to be excessive. he needs to be walking with his eyes closed. falling asleep standing up. my man is three-fourths passed out on ilya’s shoulder, who’s trying to gently move them in the direction of the bedroom while fielding grumbles and groans and “mmmbabe, cmon…” right into his shirt. 10/10 petname. less syllables. easy to whine. 3. douchebag frat boy shane: there’s this thing that comes outta him under the right conditions, which are: too much beer, too many other dudes, competition of some sort, backwards cap. someone ropes him into beer pong and it turns out he’s really good at beer pong. the best there’s ever been, probably. they’re calling him the beer pong phenom. anyway he’s soooo good and ilya’s trying to gossip with him about something and shane lets out some variant of “yeah babe one sec” and ilya thinks he should be annoyed until he watches him sink the ball first try (he doesn’t break the news to shane that that one's called the bitch cup)
Neil steps up behind Andrew and loosely wraps an arm around his waist while Andrew is busy putting things away, lost in his own thoughts. “Hey…” he murmurs against the nape of Andrew’s neck. the kind of deceptive “hey” that immediately tells you a second of affection isn’t going to be enough. but Andrew keeps working, determined not to get distracted by Neil trailing after him, nuzzling against his neck and rubbing the top of his head against his shoulder. eventually, Neil starts leaning more and more of his weight onto him, slowly forcing Andrew to bend forward under the pressure. “It’s not funny. Calm down,” Andrew protests, sounding far too unbothered for someone who supposedly wants Neil to stop. all he gets in return is muffled laughter and the unmistakable curve of a smile against his skin. “What exactly?” comes from behind, unclear and overly dramatic. a second later, Neil finally succeeds in dragging them both down onto the bed, trying to gather Andrew beneath him, fully aware, of course, that Andrew would never let that happen so easily. the next moment, Andrew catches Neil’s wrist and pushes back: their positions shift almost instantly. Neil doesn’t even bother resisting. he lets them tumble through the chaos of it, passing control back and forth in a whirlwind of playful wrestling until Andrew finally catches him for good and pins him down. strong arms wrap around Neil’s waist and chest, holding him firmly in place. Andrew can hear Neil breathing harder beside him, their brief bout of fooling around has left them both a little breathless. then there it is again—a short laugh. Neil tries to twist around so he can look at Andrew, but Andrew only tightens his hold, keeping him exactly where he is. “You still haven’t calmed down,” he says quietly against Neil’s ear. the words are calm enough, but Neil can feel the contradiction pressed against his back: Andrew’s heart is beating far too hard for someone pretending to be unaffected. if Andrew had really wanted him to stop, he could have pushed him away long before Neil managed to bend him in half and drag him toward the bed. or by firmly saying “no”. but Andrew hadn’t. Instead, he’d chosen to stay close. now he keeps Neil tucked against his chest, burying his face in Neil’s hair and pressing a few firm kisses to the nape of his neck, already fully aware that Neil’s entire plan to end up wrapped tightly in Andrew’s arms — had worked perfectly. even if he’d gone about it in the most shameless way possible.
shane loves ilya no matter what but i think he starts to miss his very broken English. like for funsies shane would start to say all these complex words to look at ilya's cute little confused face but instead ilya is replying and understanding. like noooo sexy you're supposed to be illiterate
My Shane and Ilya are both incredibly possessive of one another and quick to jealousy but while Ilya gets jealous in a “everyone wants you but they can’t have you, you’re mine and I will delight in showing everyone what they’re missing out on” way, Shane gets jealous in a “I will burn this club down with both of us in it” way.
Shane getting mad that Ilya swallowed the first time they blew each other because “this guy was determined to one-up him at every turn” makes me giggle and kick my feet. My competative boy was goaded into letting the slut ways take over.
Ok wait Shane and Ilya go camping Shane and Ilya in a three person tent but all crammed in together because the size of two hockey players is not small. Sharing a sleeping bag (both of their sleeping bags zipped together to make one big one) because Ilya had literally wined to Shane that Shane was putting him in a straight jacket so he can’t touch him and that he might die !! If he can’t touch Shane. Shane had been secretly pleased despite the dramatics of it.
They wake up in the morning and it’s cold and their stiff from floor sleeping and ilya is laying on top of Shane, flopped over him. Shane wakes up with a groan, half because Ilya is On His Organs, but also because they’d had some beers around the small fire Shane had made last night, and he was a bit groggy and desperately needed a piss. Shane poking at Ilya’s hip, hand scratching at his back to wake him. Ilya wakes with a huff, half sitting up and he looks crazy, curls stuck down to one side of his head, squinting.
Ilya just stares stares stares at Shane as his brain is coming online and after a thick swallow, Shane gently pushing some strays curls out of Ilya’s eyes, thumb brushing his brow.
“Wow. We are alive. Bears didn’t eat us” Ilya exclaims after a moment, voice dry and low and rumbly.
“I need to piss” Shane just replies and Ilya is slumping his head sleepy head into Shane’s palm and Shane is like “Ilya” and Ilya all “whaaaat” and Shane is like piss and Ilya is like “Shane not in the nice sleeping bags!” He replies and Shane pokes Ilya hard on the side of his head and then bites at his chin and when Ilya just keeps slumping back into Shane going heavy with sleep again Shane deploys his final tactic. He tickles, up Ilya’s sides and Ilya is thrashing off him immediately with a shriek. Shane scrambles out to pee, thank god, by a tree nearby- has a minute of two of peace before Ilya is tumbling out of the tent- wolf whistling and cat calling Shane for public indecency.
I was just thinking about that scene during the Shane Rose era, when Ilya asks Connor to go out and Ilya goes, “We’re in Montreal, we find a fucking club.” And it hits a little differently when you realize Ilya had always been there with Shane whenever they were in Montreal. Without him, Ilya genuinely didn’t know a single club, a single spot, or even where to go.
It’s such a small moment, but somehow it says everything about how much of Montreal was tied to Shane for him.
anytime ilya tries to peacock for shane by doing like one handed pushups or pull ups on some random infrastructure it only works for a few minutes before shane is itching to go OKAY MY TURN NOW
Something I don’t feel like we talk about enough is the fact that both Shane and Ilya were entirely aware of the fact that their careers would be forever intrinsically linked before they ever hooked up. They were both achingly aware of the fact that there would be no escaping each other at any point; they were signed to rival teams, the media was already running with their personal rivalry. Their fate had been sealed. They would be competing for every achievement, no matter what happened between them personally, they would always be dragged into each other’s orbit and would reunite at centre ice. And that fact became entirely insignificant in the face of their desire for one another.
hollanov doing the hand size comparison thing and Shane's hand is bigger. He's bashful about it, because he loves feeling a bit small around Ilya (and Ilya can lift him up etc). Meanwhile, Ilya is instantly so hard that he loses vision for a second.
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Stephanie: Do you ever think about why Bruce managed to go ten years without taking in another kid when he had Dick and now he adopts a kid every over Tuesday?
Jason: Its because Dick was the golden boy and now Bruce is vainly searching for someone he loves as much as him.
Tim: Maybe he was just using that decade as a trial run to see how a side kick adjusted to becoming a fully fledged vigilante? And once Dick proved the concept he went all in?
Barbara: I think you'll find that Dick’s foster file essentially had 'Does not play well with others' stamped on the front. Bruce once brought Clark back to Gotham after he was turned into a kid and Dick caught sight of a black haired blue eyed kid on his turf and tried to squash him with the giant penny.
may be the best response to dumb comments like this
Ilya and Shane wearing baseball caps backwards so they can make out
that’s it that’s the post