They want to tie so they can hold hands at the finish line 💕
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They want to tie so they can hold hands at the finish line 💕
Simon
Baz
I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction
(flirting) i could be your problem
My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields
Thanks for the tag @orange-peony! I’m also working on my COBB. It’s … okay, I think it’s funny, but it’s also dark, and it’s super plotty in all the ways I struggle. Still, I’ve been having a fun time with it, even if I’m pretty sure it’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever written.
I furrow my brows and stare at Baz. His face has gone as blank as a fresh notebook. Or like a computer trying to restart, throbber spinning, every single processor engaged in trying to solve an impossible equation.
“That’s … your plan,” he says, slowly. “Marry me, fuck me, and then, instead of a honeymoon, we kill the Mage.”
“Well, that could count as our honeymoon,” I suggest. “Couples that kill together … stay together?”
Or something.
I’m an orphan; in what world would I be an expert on successful marriages?
“We can get divorced after,” I reassure him. “Just not annulled.”
“Because of the sex.”
“Because of the sex,” I agree.
No tags because I really need to go to bed but I wanted to share some snowbaz for a change.
the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading
literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all
like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??
i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw
"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.
and love..........
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In the world of mages in the US do you think there was a getting kirked spell cause people say that a lot
Waitttt wait wait wait. Okay obviously I am on the train of ‘Baz’s leg is still injured and that magical healing never happened’ however.
The implication that Simon’s magic has that affect on Baz’s body, when he only has some of it and it’s temporary, also has implications for Simon’s body once he loses all of that magic.
He’s been fighting for years and his magic has been holding his body together with scotch tape and a prayer, so when he loses his magic all of the consequences of years of fighting and pushing his body hit all at once. Simon is Like That after the first book in part because he’s having a catastrophic level flare up and his body will never be the same in more ways than he thought, actually.
Day 18 Misfit
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You're laughing. We just killed a bunch of vampires together and ran back to our broken rental car, and you pushed me against it and kissed me like you loved me, and you're laughing.