Dumbass

[pacethefloor-deactivated2012050]

[cheshanoneko-draws]

[captain-heartstrings]

What if i cradled you in a form made to hold you as close as physically possible...

[shadowhyde666]

Omggggg

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[udon-tea]

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[pseudoply]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[konbiniconcarne]

Now let's see if this format works on tumblr :) I'm including ALL notes on this so both likes and reblogs count in making meter go up! (like the good ol' days) So if you both like and reblog it, that counts as 2! Have fun yall!

[shadowhyde666]

OKAY LET'S GO

[theinternetarchive]

PSA

the internet archive is getting sued for a bajillion dollars. you can voice your support for the archive and its services on change.org here or below.

Sign the Petition

Defend the Internet Archive

the actual internet archive staff are pushing for signatures, so i figured i would support. + definitely reblog if you feel so inclined.

[were--ralph]

oh shit wait brainblast incoming

[were--ralph]

[loading...]

[were--ralph]

starting october and through to halloween on this site there should be a splatfest-type thing for tumblr where you choose a team like team vampire vs team werewolf, maybe a third one maybe not, but idk maybe the team with the most posts gets like a cool badge or something at the end

[were--ralph]

@humans @staff you're welcome

[were--ralph]

there should be a team vampire vs team werewolf counter at the top of the site and during october you get a fun little badge next to your name just something for fun

[were--ralph]

Choose Your Team

Team Vampire

Team Werewolf

Voting ended onSep 7, 2025

OBVIOUSLY reblog this because I appeal to werewolves and this needs to break containment so it gets a fair shot but i also want more people to see this in general

[hirointheshamen]

Vampire Because Someone Needs To Go For Them

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I support team vampires

[guerrillatech]

[vixxey]

(Cis/trans)women aren’t the only ones that can get breast cancer, either.

[guerrillatech]

Please boost this version 👆

[all-hail-the-antler-king]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[blizzardofjj]

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

[ms-demeanor]

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/

[aviculor]

reblog to save a life

[emi--rose]

this is real! please please please talk to a doctor or pharmacist if at all possible to help you dose it to avoid putting yourself in an insulin coma.

[cricketcat9]

In case you need to know this

[pansexual-potatoes]

Just in case

[shadowhyde666]

For the ones who need to know this

[werewolfism]

WIKIPEDIA MONSTER COMPILATION PAGES FOR PEOPLE

japanese creatures

greek creatures

creatures organised by type

creatures listed by letter

humanoid creatures

filipino creatures

chinese creatures

cryptids

‘fearsome critters’

angels

beings referred to as fairies

creatures that pretend to be human

a page on therianthropic creatures

shapeshifters

hybrid creatures

extraterrestrial creatures

deities

a page of mythology page links

a section of folklore page links

flying creatures

theological demons

fictional species lists

mythology related lists

legendary creature related lists

[shadowhyde666]

👍

[neuvillettesadmirer]

Your Favourite Lil Dress Up Companion

Divider by @cafekitsune :3

Pairings : Mr Crawling x GN reader

Warnings : Mostly Fluff, Lil suggestive(kisses) , Cross dressing (Mr Crawling)

| Synopsis — Dressing Mr Crawling up and him being all giggly><

~

Imagine dressing Mr Crawling up in those cute and short dresses that contain an appealing pastel colour palette and some good ol lil hair clips that you find on Pinterest. Oh how precious would he look!!>

Imagine Mr Crawling's long, ebony and shiny hair—that would normally cascade over his back as he crawls to wherever he was headed to,some strands would sit around him like a soft void whenever he sits for a rest. Once on the dirty floor,were now gathered together to be tied into two pigtails that were held secure by two oversized satin bows—possibly pink or pastel blue. While hair clips would adorn the side of his strands or maybe some by his forehead—little kitties,bows,hearts,cupcakes,and any type!

Imagine dressing Mr Crawling like the gorgeous being he was. He’s in a lacy, frilly Victorian-style dress, maybe layered with tulle and ribbons—he would look like those haunted porcelain dolls you would find in old antique shops. This style of clothing you happen to dress Mr Crawling in was something very different from his usual look—so at first he would be confused,asking you in his broken voice that you always found alluring for some reason, “ Dress..pink? confused? ” But nevertheless,as he babbles questions at you, he'll let you continue your decorations on him because he can't help the certain brewing of excitement at his updated look> Mr Crawling and the other monsters wear a very dull colour palette so seeing such high and light colours was a foreign concept for him.

Imagine swapping Mr Crawling's black kimono, for a white and silky,puff-sleeved blouse and a pastel pink poofy skirt that jingles softly as he crawls along the floor like a lil cute puppy. Despite the new adorable outfit he's been placed in—he still moves unsettlingly—too fast, too low to the ground,too silent to be noticed for slithering along the floors like he was apart of the shadows—smile unchanged—but now it’s cute and deeply cursed all at once. He isn't your ordinary sleep paralysis demon anymore now, he's the new version of an adorable dress up model—all pretty just for you;3

Imagine putting Mr Crawling into a dress that features a structured corset bodice,adorned with delicate lace and rosettes—enhancing his slender waistline with soft elegance. The most eye-catching feature is the oversized white bow at the bust, balanced by a massive pink bow at the back, giving him a doll-like silhouette. The skirt is multi-layered with tiers of chiffon and organza— combining soft ruffles and flounces to create a voluminous cupcake shape which...l have to say,just looked too adorable whenever he crawled—it would bounce like a poofy cloud around him. The color palette would be a mix of soft pastel pink and white—emphasizing his dull and greyish skin that you would litter your kisses on. The overall look on him was whimsical, romantic, and reminiscent of fairytale royalty or elegant dolls. His high pitched giggles were the cherry on top for the doll-like look.

Imagine Mr Crawling into an outfit that was a playful mix of cozy and sexy, something that always looked good on him no matter what. The off-shoulder white sweater is corset-laced with pink satin ribbon—showcasing his somewhat broad but lean shoulders,you couldn't help but tease him by pressing your lips on one of his shoulders—earning you a loud giggle from him. The clothing cinched at his torso for a structured shape despite the knit fabric, highlighting his slender and tall frame. The bottom half consists of a tiered micro skirt in pleated, ruffled pink fabric, emphasizing volume and movement—which made the look of his bare thighs almost too attractive..so you just had to feel his soft skin under the pad of your fingers,you had too—when you grab at his thigh,Mr Crawling would be startled at first,“ Why..do..that? ” He would ask softly,his breath coming out a bit unsteady and a wave of light blush would ghost his cheeks at the action. God he looked so smoochable. The color palette would be white and pastel pink. The lacing details runs down the entire bodice, emphasizing his cute waist while maintaining a sweet, feminine aesthetic.

Imagine putting Mr Crawling into a dress that was a style of clothing like luxurious full Lolita coordinate. The bodice is ornately decorated with lace, pearls, bows, and ribbon roses—which Mr Crawling would playfully tug at times. The skirt has extensive tiered layers, combining lace-trimmed panels with varying textures and soft pastel tones. The hem is delicately scalloped with lace edging. The sleeves are puffed with ribbons and lace cuffs, further contributing to the antique doll look. The entire dress exudes an air of elegance around the man—who looked completely horrifying but..too beautiful as well, as the colour palette was twirl of cream white and baby pink made him stand out amongst the dim atmosphere. Like a rare gem.

Imagine him tilting his head softly,tugging on the hem of his lacey skirt—while asking in his slow, distorted voice that you couldn't help but coo at how cute he sounds,“ Pretty...? I am... pretty... now? ” The end of his sentence will be accompanied by his signature giggles while he twirls (well, crawled around would be more suited—)to give you the full look of his new clothes. You would smile and shower him with his well deserved kisses—tease him as much as you want because you'll be getting a lot of precious reactions from him. If you were to playfully squeeze the inner of his thigh,a low whine would rumble from the back of his throat as blush covers his face at the intimate gesture. Smoother his bare shoulders in kisses,in return you'll be rewarded with either those high pitched giggles you absolutely adore or kisses of his own to you!><

Bonus —

Mr Crawling would definitely flex to the other monsters of all the affection you showered him in and telling them they'll never get it—all while his pastel dress would make their eyeballs pop out of their skulls as their jaw drops. Let's be honest,these monsters definitely hadn't even heard of the word pastels or any other colours in general,maybe a certain red umbrella man and Silvair might have heard of a few colours but that's all it. So seeing how Mr Crawling is dressed up in such foreign colours—would have three reactions from them. One, they'll go blind because they have definitely not seen such colours,two they'll be impressed by how the dresses look and maybe..some might even come to you asking to be dressed up like Mr Crawling—or just ask where in the world you even got them from while taking notes as,they are kinda fascinated at the feel of the fabric or accessories—and three.. they'll be jealous of the fact they weren't the ones who was dressed up and be all grumpy because of it.

Now, I'm proud to announce that Mr Crawling is officially—your favourite lil dress up companion.

[shadowhyde666]

This SCREAMS Dress up doll by Baby Bugs

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[shadowhyde666]

Hope it works for me too

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[ang3l-d1nn3r-deactivated2025070]

You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.

How fucked are you?

we got this in the bag

uhh i think we will do okay

ah shit im doomed goodbye everyoneeeee

baldness option/see results/i dont have anyone on my lockscreen

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

[shadowhyde666]

Kirby with a knife lmaoo. We're winnin'

[iri-desky]

GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.

Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

CHECK THIS PETITION, TOO! https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-kosa?recruiter=1331807538&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=sms&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&recruited_by_id=57368c40-d0fd-11ee-98f7-2175430f819f&share_bandit_exp=initial-36809664-en-US

(Also, please reblog with at least "stop kosa" as a tag and not "kosa". I made the mistake of not adding just "kosa" as a tag...)

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

[tikkunolamresistance]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

“Congress is trying to push through a swarm of harmful internet bills that would severely impact human rights, expand surveillance, and enable censorship on the internet. We’re demanding that Congress focus on passing badly needed comprehensive privacy legislation to actually protect us from the harms of big tech companies and data brokers, instead of pushing through misguided legislation like KOSA and EARN IT.”

This bill would also effect revolutionary spaces and organising. This level of censorship would be catastrophic to the revolutionary movement— to the Free Palestine movement, to anti-Capitalist organising, to all people seeking liberation. Facism is standing right in front of us and we must take it down.