Shadow Kissed.

I'm the little Mermaid :3 In a World that essentially eats everything and everyone alive, sometimes you need a place to reflect your true self in its rawest forms.

[olympichampion]

Mirai Nagasu becomes the first U.S. woman to land a triple axel at the Olympics.

[shadowkissedxo]

[milesgmoralles]

“And when I think of her…she’s looking down from the celestial stratosphere with those big brown eyes, that sly smile on her face as she lovingly extends me the middle finger.” x

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[lockandhomescreens]

♡ punk’s not dead lock & home screens ♡ 

please like/reblog if you download!

[jorindelle]

I am going to ask you once more, and if you answer me with “I do not know” I shall execute your brother. Where is Pope Alexander VI?  I do not know.

[jorindelle]

[virtualadept]

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

[virtualadept]

Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings

[bestlockscreens]

Click here to find me on pinterest

[trapcard]

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

[aerosorceress]

they’re in Great Britain where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

[trapcard]

the store

[sebto360]

Britain isn’t America. You can’t just walk into a random supermarket and buy a ton of guns. In fact, a gun is several hundred pounds each due to you needing to have a separate license for each one. Then you also need to have it where no one could accidentally find it and if anyone apart from you knows where the gun is, you lose your license and gun. I think it has to be locked up in a position no one will ever find it in.

Pretty much, an eleven year old kid is not gonna get a gun in Britain.

[trapcard]

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

[failure-to-thrive]

Hermoine isn’t black???

[trapcard]

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

I JUST SKKKKREAMED

[shadowkissedxo]

Omfg

[chrissongzzz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Black people .

[brownstatuesquesugarbaby-deacti]

I don’t know what was funnier–her eye roll or the look on his face 😂😂😂

[shadowkissedxo]

Omg

[zodiacsociety]

Capricorn:

As a Capricorn: you find that the only good reason to use up your energy is to excel at life. You want to be good in your work, your relationships, your diet, etc etc. When you feel like it’s failing, you try anyways until you feel like there’s nothing much you can do.

[photosbyjaye]

Beyond the obvious beauty and grace of our First Lady, one must consider the historic importance of this photo. Our history books sweep under the rug the fact that the White House was built by African American slaves. For the next 150 years the majority of the serving staff of the so called “people’s house” were African American. In 1901 Booker T. Washington was the first African American to be received there as a guest by Theodore Roosevelt, to the horror of Washington society. They are all at last vindicated in our first African American first family. Note…It is my humble opinion that no matter what family should occupy the White House after January 2017, and the following generations for that matter, they will never equal the style, debonair, and class as that of the Obamas. 

[lovequinn]

#notmyamerica - university of rochester, 11/11

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[skellgate]

what the actual fuck

[shadowkissedxo]

Brilliant.

[darkandlong]

Jenny holzer - Helmut Lang

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly