Shadow

🇵🇭 matching w/ @micksniperr ! Here to lurk (the way I’m not even doing that anymore. I’m fully here kekekeke) | haha forgot to put my age of 20

[shadowlurkerbug]

Intro post of sorts!

I’m Shadow (? Idk I don’t have an online name)

She/they

Unlabelled but I am a homosexual

Oh my god I’m 20

📍North America

Lurker supreme

My discord: flowery_clownery

Post liker

Men liker (ew)

Women liker (YAY)

Movie lover

Music lover

Mom lover (jokes)

Dilf lover (jokes (but not rly)

Uh idk what else.

Heavily into TF2 rn.

Into video games ofc ofc!

Also into: Mouthwashing, Marvel, Arcane, Clone High, Vox Machina, DHMIS, TLOU, Bioshock, KPDH, erm other stuff idk

Art tag is #shadowlurker art

I post my likings. I will post some art. I have other accounts but they’re to be found or whatever by you. I will not post them. Ty!

[fox903]

[theconfusedacorn]

Alright sniper legion, Idk if we're gonna win this one, but we can TRY!

@warrumbungle-0

@poppies-0

@shadowlurkerbug

And um... more people who I still don't know the usernames of, I'M SORRY, NAMES ARE HARD T^T

For everyone else, I don't care if you even know who this Australian FUCK is, just LIKE THE POST.

I know, this is the reblog website, yadda yadda, and you should do that too if you wanna, but holy fuck we need a lotta likes on this one, so just this once, you only need to LIKE IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU <3

[shadowlurkerbug]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[fox903]

[theconfusedacorn]

Wait wait, hold on let me summon the sniper legion:

@warrumbungle-0

@poppies-0

@shadowlurkerbug

And fuckin Uuuhhhh, anyone else who's very normal about sniper also, but who I have forgotten the usernames of, I am so sorry, please forgive me

[shadowlurkerbug]

People who claim to love Avatar and then also use AI are dipshits who watched the movie with their eyes closed.

[cinnamoroll-things]

You feel his eyes before you see them — sharp, narrowed, predatory.

You’re crouched low behind a rock, trying to stay hidden in the glowing tangle of Pandoran undergrowth, breathing slow through your nose. You know how to survive. You know how to stay quiet. You know how to—

“Y’know,” a low voice drawls behind you, way too close, “if you’re gonna stalk me, sugar, you oughta be better at it.”

You whip around, teeth bared, and there he is — Quaritch, crouched like a damn jungle cat, arms relaxed, weapon slung casually over his back. Too calm. Too amused. Like he’s been letting you think you were invisible this whole time.

“You’ve been trailing me for a day and a half,” he says, tapping a finger against his temple. “Ain’t hard to hear a heartbeat when you’re listening for it.”

You hiss, low and warning, but he just grins. Not cocky. Curious.

“You got claws,” he murmurs, stepping just close enough to test your boundaries. “I like that.”

And damn him — he doesn’t flinch when you lunge.

[callingdispatch-deactivated2025]

being z-team's dispatcher exclusively for the night shift, usually with a rotating, limited few as your roster due to the nature of the odd hours.

you're the only dispatcher to have stuck it out this long with them, on good terms enough to get invited to the sardine on your days off, until robert comes along and joins in on the growing streak.

you weren't one to pick favorites but coop and sonar really did keep late night calls as entertaining as they could be. sonar did great in the absence of daylight, something to do with being part bat, and coop's best work was often diced up in the late hours of the night anyway. pun intended.

it's not like you and robert had ever met, two ships crossing in the transition of day to dusk, but your first meeting is memorable for many reasons.

it's not pretty.

your warpath had led you from blonde blazer straight to the man, and your visit had been one of the most unpleasant surprises so far — his coffee mug slapped straight out of his hand and into the wall all because of one thing: he'd cut one of them from the team.

only way to go is up, right?

[prajjna]

[sniperspy-truther]

@shadowlurkerbug

[shadowlurkerbug]

Yes yes and YES

[shadowlurkerbug]

My contribution to the fandom. I have no time for editing (or skill tbh) so take this <3

[currrsy]

sniperspy jumpscare

[calliel41]

@shadowlurkerbug

[shadowlurkerbug]

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

[shadowlurkerbug]

I think making love to Phenomaman would fix me

[shadowlurkerbug]

I realize how insane this is. But lowkey I wanna be a dispatcher. I know it’s absolutely not the same as the game but like… maybe I could be good at it.

Plus, there’s actually different kinds of dispatchers. Not necessarily just 911 operators n such… idk man…

[shadowlurkerbug]

I realize how insane this is. But lowkey I wanna be a dispatcher. I know it’s absolutely not the same as the game but like… maybe I could be good at it.

Plus, there’s actually different kinds of dispatchers. Not necessarily just 911 operators n such… idk man…

[killerplay35]

I love waterboy, he‘s so silly <3

So I made some phone wallpapers

1. Lockscreen

2. Homescreen

They are free to use as long as my signature stays on em.

[shadowlurkerbug]

GUYSS where are the Dispatch wallpapers😭 I need em

[shadowlurkerbug]

I really wanna make something like dispatch coded yk or referencing it perhaps bracelets to match the colours of the characters?

Idk I rly want to make something wearable though.

[v1nke]

Okay, but Spy is very beautiful. He is one of the most realistic mercs and he looks like an actual gorgeous man from real life. He reminds me of an actual guy I have known. He looks so real, but he is the most fictional man ever. He has perfect features: both strong and delicate at the same time. His wearing of a balaclava makes him even more attractive. He is the most beautiful man I have ever seen, genuinely.

[shadowlurkerbug]

I NEED this man.

Adding him to my fav fictional white guys list