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[vicholas]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

we slidin

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[aberrantemotion]

[memewhore]

[ankle-beez]

Why does Fearow sound like that

[sixthrock]

“Pika?”

*sound of me slamming my finger in the car door*

“Pika pika!”

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[theblueteletubby]

scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits

here it is, in all its Glory

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[iguanamouth]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

[godwisheshewereme]

[trepanties]

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

[de4ct1v4t3d-deactivated20210506]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[trepanties]

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[wealldeservelovejustsomemore]

listen here, cumslut

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[beatlemeat-archive]

[nicobico23]

This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown]

really enjoyed the musical direction game freak took with raihan’s gym battle

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[gasstationeggsalad]

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

[asddhjdghssjhsjsgjhjsd-blog]

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[tarias-layabout]

@yeens-human

[jones-friend]

This is incredible I’ve watched it six times