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Elise • 20s

[drops-of-universe]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tangledsnakes]

Kosode, cotton, with stencil paste-resist design of skulls and bones, Japan, 1840-60

Currently held in the Victoria and Albert Museum

[theonion]

Explaining that the prominent iced coffees and chocolate-glazed Munchkins were essential to director Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of the ancient Greek epic, actor Matt Damon defended Tuesday the placement of Dunkin’ Donuts products in the upcoming film The Odyssey. “Look—for a voyage that long, you’d need 50 sausage, egg, and cheese croissants, at least,” said the actor, who added that he spent countless hours consulting with historians while preparing for the starring role of Odysseus to get a sense of what the hero might have ordered from the Massachusetts-based chain in Greece during the Late Bronze Age. 

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[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

[tsarina-anadyomene]

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

[gremlininho]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[doomwolfe]

Good: fast, efficient at its job, spits out lines that a human couldnt by hand

Bad: skiddish. Will absolutely stop for no particular reason. Freaks out over nothing. Must be approached as if its a scared animal or it wont work

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[beautifulbizarremagazine]

Steeped in dark romanticism, gorgeous portrait painting by Audrey Benjaminsen @audreybenjaminsenart.

Cover art for Lucy Undying by Kiersten White @authorkierstenwhite Prisma colored pencil and acrylic gouache Penguin Random House 2024

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal