hey! that tickles!

| 13 | he/him |

[shadsoulz]

[blanketmoth-deactivated20231216]

look i KNOW this meme is old but fuck you

[incorrect-saiki-k]

Toritsuka: you played me like a fiddle!

Kusuke: oh no, toritsuka. fiddles are actually difficult to play.

Kusuke: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

[pk-dumbass]

Kusuke: I have created a global pandemic! Lets see you beat that Kusuo!

Kusuo who uses this as an excuse to stay inside and not socialise: *good* grief

[incorrect-saiki-k]

Hairo: You do realize those things can kill you.

Aren: [Smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Kusuke: [Drinking vodka out the bottle] We’re trying to speed up the process.

Saiki: [Eating raw cookie dough] death is preferable.

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[tastingmellow]

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

[mo0oshro0om]

SAVE A LIFE

[limear]

✨✨✨ save a life

[pk-dumbass]

Saiko Metori and Rohan Kishibe fighting over the last pair of Gucci sweatpants in the store.

[incorrect-saiki]

Toritsuka, to get ghosts to help him peep on girls: Let’s hope Saiki and Aiura don’t find out

Aiura: My “Toritsuka’s doing something pervy” senses are tingling

Aiura: Go beat his ass Saiki

Saiki: On it

Toritsuka, after seeing Saiki teleport in front of him: OH SHI- heeey Saiki

Saiki, taking off his glasses: Hey dumbass

[incorrect-saiki]

Saiki: You’re on speaker phone so behave

Aiura: Or what you’ll spank me

Kaidou: ......

Nendo: .......

Kuboyasu: ...........

Toritsuka, in his head: (lucky bastard).....

Teruhashi, on the verge of screaming: ......

[shunsatan]

Saiki kusuo why would you ever wear this. It's so fucking ugly aksbwldmfk

[bannock-freak]

Saiki fashion is a puzzling thing. Usually you'd expect to see him in something like this:

Pretty typical Saiki gear right? Loose, comfy, very covering-something your grandpa would wear, only the sweater is probably some version of pastel.

Or even this!

He's looking a little fancier than usual as he dodges death from above - a nice nipped waist blazer over slacks and then a fitted hoodie and velcro sneaks to bring it down a step closer to casual. This is 100% what he'd wear on a date, but probably not where any of his friends could see him.

But sometimes some of the details get a bit....dubious.

"Yo Saiki what are thoooooo-OW"

Stealth branding. Not too bad. Pretty normal otherwise.

....wait are those heeled sneake-

Someone get this child a manual on accessories because that 'oxfords not brogues' + spiff button down shirt and slacks + CHAIN WALLET combo would have Harry Hart clutching his pearls.

"My boyfriend Kaidou bought these for me" or "I'm chained by society's expectations" wear, take your pick. Still. Not too bad! The bracelet is actually kinda cute with the t-shirt-

-and Saiki, why are you wearing 70s bathroom linoleum on your legs?

"Shut up, my mom made them and they're comfy."

Uh. Well. Hey. A little garish but he's at home! He wouldn't wear something like that in PUBLI-

-C oh no he went out in that in public.

"It's very topical."

"...."

"Gettit dad beca-"

"Yes son I get it."

"..."

"....use we're in the TROPICs-"

"Kusuo I s2g"

Oh. Oh no. That is just. P-....pimpin? It's a bit much but not supremely ooc. He's just excited because of all the money he earned! Yeah that's not that ooc at-

Oh. Huh. I never would've expected you to wear something like that, Saiki.

(I count 7 rings and 4 of them are on the belt.)

((Why is he wearing camo if he's already invisible))

(((But seriously is this a 'my boyfriend Kaidou bought this for me' AU)))

Well. The boy has a wildly oscilating taste in fashion, that much is clear, but while a little, uh, much sometimes it's nothing that would make you do a triple take if that outfit walked passed you on the stre-

-et.....what the fu-

Uh.

Well uh. Saiki you're looking very uh. Hm.

Okay you know what, I'm okay with all of this. Every detail. Fine. Bicep watch? Cool. Gear brooch? Very steampunk. Nightmare before christmas point toed shoes? Top hat? 6 sleeve buttons? Checks vs numerals vs clock patterns vs astrological patterns? All very dapper. I'm fine with all of this Except For One Thing.

Why did he tie up one leg?

[shunsatan]

This was absolutely incredible thank you. Also i LIVE for the 'my bf kaidou bought me this' LIKE PLSPLSPLSPLS. But i would also like to add:

This outfit is so ugly why are u wearing a dress shirt hoodie AND blazer he is so weird.

[saikikusuwoah]

You know what? I think that Saiki went to see models at Paris fashion week once and hated everything about it so he decided that he would be a menace to fashion for the rest of his days, because only then is his fashion sense justifed.

[suckerforsaikik]

I want to draw all of these lol

[shadsoulz]

i forgot to reblog this, it's so important

[shadsoulz]

my current mental state

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

have you ever wanted to know which character from nbc’s hit show ‘hannibal’ you are? let me make it all clear to you in my brand new and exciting quiz…

[shadsoulz]

fun fact: i know nothing about hannibal

[feargender]

Take my quiz (link in reblogs)

[feargender]

link

[shadsoulz]

bastard bitch i'll kill you for being this right about me

[doublesuh]

[4geha]

[bitterblackboricua]

Kids: *have questionable mental health that they don't talk to their parents about*

Parents: why doesn't our kid come to talk to us? come talk to us, sweetie, trust us, we'll listen, we won't judge.

Kids: *decide to muster up the courage to tell them how they feel*

Parent 1: what you're feeling is fake. just get over it. you're too young to be feeling this way.

Parent 2: it's gotta be the electronic device, hand it over.

Parent 3: that's no excuse, stop slacking in school.

Parent 4: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? ARE YOU INSANE??? ONLY A MANIAC WOULD FEEL LIKE THAT!!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU FREAK!!!

Parent 5: just... don't feel like that.

[princessgothicc-deactivated2026]

Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

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