please call me Alice

female// minor // bday april 23 // digital & traditional art // Syntale creator & owner // UTMV & Murder Drones // asks open // always glad to answer y'all // art requests OPEN and free! :)

[shady0220uwu]

Okay so uh. A lil update on basically everything I have going on, and kinda a masterpost

Discord server: Link!

Ask-TSGM: still opened, I'd absolutely love it if anyone could sent asks there, I have a ton of ideas for it! (the blog -> @ask-tsgm )

(More below the cut-)

Streamer au: rethinking stuff, might not be done before I finish my other stuff, sorry.

Colorful-luck: redrawing the whole thing! Cover page done and page 1 is finished. Out of ideas unfortunately

Incorrect quotes: all queued so yall get twice a day. 3 days planned ahead ;)

Art: I will post small doodles or sketches from time to time. Don't expect a schedule of any sort. I'll try to post daily, no promises <3

Art requests: open!

Art trades: open!

Asks: open!

That's basically it, oh and if y'all want to talk or have any questions at all, go ahead, ask or send me a message, I always love talking to people

Tag list:

#alice draws something -> art tag

#alice animated a thing -> animation stuff

#alice wrote a thing -> writing stuff

Last updated: 09/01/24 (dd/mm/yy)

[shady0220uwu]

J eats cookie :3

[wingeddaydreams]

he actually said this in canon guys i was there

[toongoth]

if you’ve ever wanted to go back in time just to watch “do you like waffles” now’s your chance

[yaspup9000]

THIS WAS OUR BRAINROT

[destinysquared]

Merry N/Uzi-mas!

Continuing my tradition of making an image on christmas day for you all and now it’s Serial Designation N and Uzi ! Enjoy and happy holidays <3 Commission Prices/Info Here

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: [phone] (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: [phone]

Trevor Project: Call [phone], text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Honestly I understand why everyone in the classroom looks so scared of Uzi. Imagine if you will:

You are a worker drone you live everyday in constant fear of the murder robots outside of your city’s compound. The daughter of the most famous drone in your colony blows up your classroom. She already generally unlikable and standoffish and has taken over the sentience of one of your classmates already. Anyway you go home form school and a couple hours later she rushes in and fights in a 2v2 with a MURDER DRONE AND WINS! That railgun she brought actually does work and totally could have killed you earlier. Yay!

She banishes herself for ONE DAY and you see her at school somewhat more angsty than usual. At the same time, the prom court is disappearing. Then the most popular girl at school invites a murder bot into your school and two drones PLUS UZI fight off the OTHER most popular girl in school.

THEN- a couple weeks (?) later you go on a school trip that wasn’t supposed to be a school trip and the teacher leaves you in the care of the TWO MURDER ROBOTS AND ONE OF THEM SHOT SOMEBODY- AND WHOOPS UZI IS GOING FERAL AND EATING PEOPLE GUESS ILL GET ON THE BUS AND ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL AND HALF OF MY CLASS ISNT GONE-

And then- it’s quiet. Uzi’s not in class. Everything is calm for a while. Peace and serenity. And then the planet starts…pulsating??? SUDDENLY YOU ARE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE- GRAVITY IS ALL TYPES OF FUCKY WUCKY. YOU ARE BARLEY KEEPING IT TOGETHER.

And just when things start to go back to normal- GUESS WHOS BACK ITS UZI! She had the audacity to say “maybe we should have stayed behind the doors!”. And she tells you that every scary thing that has happened over the last couple weeks/months has been some scary ass psycho virus that may or may not still be in a good chunk of your classmates (and even if it is- Uzi’s the main admin. Don’t think she told anyone that tho). The murder bots are just CASUALLY in your classroom, SHE’S DATING ONE OF THEM!

And now she do this!

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Honestly I understand why everyone in the classroom looks so scared of Uzi. Imagine if you will:

You are a worker drone you live everyday in constant fear of the murder robots outside of your city’s compound. The daughter of the most famous drone in your colony blows up your classroom. She already generally unlikable and standoffish and has taken over the sentience of one of your classmates already. Anyway you go home form school and a couple hours later she rushes in and fights in a 2v2 with a MURDER DRONE AND WINS! That railgun she brought actually does work and totally could have killed you earlier. Yay!

She banishes herself for ONE DAY and you see her at school somewhat more angsty than usual. At the same time, the prom court is disappearing. Then the most popular girl at school invites a murder bot into your school and two drones PLUS UZI fight off the OTHER most popular girl in school.

THEN- a couple weeks (?) later you go on a school trip that wasn’t supposed to be a school trip and the teacher leaves you in the care of the TWO MURDER ROBOTS AND ONE OF THEM SHOT SOMEBODY- AND WHOOPS UZI IS GOING FERAL AND EATING PEOPLE GUESS ILL GET ON THE BUS AND ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL AND HALF OF MY CLASS ISNT GONE-

And then- it’s quiet. Uzi’s not in class. Everything is calm for a while. Peace and serenity. And then the planet starts…pulsating??? SUDDENLY YOU ARE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE- GRAVITY IS ALL TYPES OF FUCKY WUCKY. YOU ARE BARLEY KEEPING IT TOGETHER.

And just when things start to go back to normal- GUESS WHOS BACK ITS UZI! She had the audacity to say “maybe we should have stayed behind the doors!”. And she tells you that every scary thing that has happened over the last couple weeks/months has been some scary ass psycho virus that may or may not still be in a good chunk of your classmates (and even if it is- Uzi’s the main admin. Don’t think she told anyone that tho). The murder bots are just CASUALLY in your classroom, SHE’S DATING ONE OF THEM!

And now she do this!

[alexkittyandrahyperfixatingonmd]

A thing my friend and I came up with

in short, a robot(not md specific) could get "sick" in two ways, a glitch in the system or a computer virus, which means that you could get out of school by downloading a virus into your brain if you were a robot that also went to school. Computer viruses cause pop-up ads to appear, glitches do not.

I told a friend about the concept and we came up with this joke. We thought it was something Uzi would do, probably. So I decided to draw it

More info under cut because I keep wanting to flesh out (kind of) everything I come up with lol

Elaboration on the two ways

A glitch in the system (causing energy to be diverted to locating said glitch, and can cause overheating)

And a computer virus which is exactly the same except pop up ads appear (whether it be on a screen, or if the robot in question lacks one they voice the pop up ad out loud.)

[apple-doki]

sometimes i think we forget the drones canonically have taxes and khan has canonically evaded them

[verinel2]

[bruntalism]

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

RB to give prev a heartfelt gift: Patch of Moss

[seraphont]

a silly post MD ep8- V would absolutely tease Uzi for calling her hot in the finale

[shady0220uwu]

love it

[verinel2]

[shady0220uwu]

it looks so cute, i love your style

[chelledoggo]

on all hallow's eve, at the stroke of midnight...

the curse takes hold...

[peachielotl]

Oh I gotta dub this something fierce

[elizalabeth]