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@shadyanon
I’m going to bite you.
Bad idea, I'm made of clay, you'll hurt your teeth
That doesn’t sound like a good idea…
It's a great idea! As long as the moon and the earth aren't looked at with that ability it will be fine
I wish there was a way to know how many more steps it would take for an egg to hatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a pokemon egg!!!!!!
Aight bet
Granted you now can see when EVERY EGG EVER will hatch, just don't look down
If anyone's looking for last second costumes I can hook you up! Come on down to the shady emporeom down on [local side street] ill be happy to help!
....a pair of voices for a play?
This is amazing, im a disembodied mask!
-shady anon
Direct Query Unknown Query
A mask I too am. The only solid bodied is Sword Bearer. I have no way to trust you in person. So may we not yet meet.
Oh boo....well its still gok to know theres other disembodied entities out there
.......im back ;)
Sorry ive been away
Been uh....doing some self discovery and well
Working on stuff
The anon with the what?
Oh...I suppose it has been longer since they were around than I realized. There used to be someone who would give out cursed masks that turned people into Pokémon--temporarily at first, but permanently if they were used for too long.
Im still around, just been busy
Oh, you are? I had no idea.
Yeah things have been...weird recently....been thinking about my existence and why I pass these masks out.........
The anon with the what?
Oh...I suppose it has been longer since they were around than I realized. There used to be someone who would give out cursed masks that turned people into Pokémon--temporarily at first, but permanently if they were used for too long.
Im still around, just been busy
Nukes (or Nuclear bombs, or Fission Bombs, etc.) use a process called Nuclear Fission. Essentially, You're splitting an atom, Usually Uranium, into smaller parts, which releases a LOT of energy.
Do that fast enough and your nuclear reaction Creates a flaming hot ball of plasma that's hotter than the center of the sun.
This blast is incredibly lethal in 3 ways. 1. The Fireball: This literally vaporizes anything and everything within its range instantly. 2. THe shockwave: This fireball expands really quickly, which sends a massive wall of scalding hot air flying in all directions. And like a tsunami made of boiling hot air, Cooks all living anything, topples buildings, sends heavy shit flying, etc. 3. the Radiation: After all is said and done, You still blew up uranium. Radioactive particles will be spread everywhere. In case someone doesn't know what that means. Radioactive radiation sends out.. well.. Radiation, Which is incredibly unhealthy for living beings. It Damages your skin, organs, and even your DNA itself.
The largest known bomb was 100 Megatons and it would leave a crater 1 KM in radius. with structure damage occurring up to 90 KM away.
(this is also how nuclear power plants work. But instead of going kablooey they use that energy to boil water.)
the fuck is a radiation?????? like i know how the concept works, split atom, go boom, like a bunch of TNT. but the fuck is radiation?????
Like a burn and a posion status effect at the same time and much worse
thank you for putting it in layman's terms. that sounds like a yikes.
It deals permanent damage esentialy .....permanent damage to your genetics
Nukes (or Nuclear bombs, or Fission Bombs, etc.) use a process called Nuclear Fission. Essentially, You're splitting an atom, Usually Uranium, into smaller parts, which releases a LOT of energy.
Do that fast enough and your nuclear reaction Creates a flaming hot ball of plasma that's hotter than the center of the sun.
This blast is incredibly lethal in 3 ways. 1. The Fireball: This literally vaporizes anything and everything within its range instantly. 2. THe shockwave: This fireball expands really quickly, which sends a massive wall of scalding hot air flying in all directions. And like a tsunami made of boiling hot air, Cooks all living anything, topples buildings, sends heavy shit flying, etc. 3. the Radiation: After all is said and done, You still blew up uranium. Radioactive particles will be spread everywhere. In case someone doesn't know what that means. Radioactive radiation sends out.. well.. Radiation, Which is incredibly unhealthy for living beings. It Damages your skin, organs, and even your DNA itself.
The largest known bomb was 100 Megatons and it would leave a crater 1 KM in radius. with structure damage occurring up to 90 KM away.
(this is also how nuclear power plants work. But instead of going kablooey they use that energy to boil water.)
the fuck is a radiation?????? like i know how the concept works, split atom, go boom, like a bunch of TNT. but the fuck is radiation?????
Like a burn and a posion status effect at the same time and much worse
In the documents did they disapprove of using the pokemon they called 'dogs' 'cats' and 'roosters' in battles?
oh, yeah, those were the ones. i kinda get not wanting the dogmon and catmon to fight, but i have no idea what a 'rooster' or 'cockerel' is.
Ah, your closer to my original timeline! Albeit in the most recent cycle
no idea what that means bro.
Do you know the term OOPart?
the fuck?
...jm going to give you some coordinates .....dig there ....tell me what you find >:)
[Coordinates for a...power plant from past humanity]
Oh right you'll need your pokemon ......ill get them to you
that may not be the best idea. i'm in a pack of herbivores, and my mon are carnivores. the herd would likely spook. also, the last ruins and scraps found by excavations are billions of years old, even from my current position, so i wouldn't have the ability to dig anything up. we don't even know how the evidence we do have survived for so long, it should have all disintegrated...
A steel barrel filled with salt and concrete and plastic
huh? is this what an OOPart is?
Out of place artifact. Somthing more advanced than what records sugest could have been made things that shouldn't exist as old as they are
Things like me and my siblings
In the documents did they disapprove of using the pokemon they called 'dogs' 'cats' and 'roosters' in battles?
oh, yeah, those were the ones. i kinda get not wanting the dogmon and catmon to fight, but i have no idea what a 'rooster' or 'cockerel' is.
Ah, your closer to my original timeline! Albeit in the most recent cycle
no idea what that means bro.
Do you know the term OOPart?
the fuck?
...jm going to give you some coordinates .....dig there ....tell me what you find >:)
[Coordinates for a...power plant from past humanity]
Oh right you'll need your pokemon ......ill get them to you
that may not be the best idea. i'm in a pack of herbivores, and my mon are carnivores. the herd would likely spook. also, the last ruins and scraps found by excavations are billions of years old, even from my current position, so i wouldn't have the ability to dig anything up. we don't even know how the evidence we do have survived for so long, it should have all disintegrated...
A steel barrel filled with salt and concrete and plastic
In the documents did they disapprove of using the pokemon they called 'dogs' 'cats' and 'roosters' in battles?
oh, yeah, those were the ones. i kinda get not wanting the dogmon and catmon to fight, but i have no idea what a 'rooster' or 'cockerel' is.
Ah, your closer to my original timeline! Albeit in the most recent cycle
no idea what that means bro.
Do you know the term OOPart?
the fuck?
...jm going to give you some coordinates .....dig there ....tell me what you find >:)
[Coordinates for a...power plant from past humanity]
Oh right you'll need your pokemon ......ill get them to you
In the documents did they disapprove of using the pokemon they called 'dogs' 'cats' and 'roosters' in battles?
oh, yeah, those were the ones. i kinda get not wanting the dogmon and catmon to fight, but i have no idea what a 'rooster' or 'cockerel' is.
Ah, your closer to my original timeline! Albeit in the most recent cycle
no idea what that means bro.
Do you know the term OOPart?
In the documents did they disapprove of using the pokemon they called 'dogs' 'cats' and 'roosters' in battles?
oh, yeah, those were the ones. i kinda get not wanting the dogmon and catmon to fight, but i have no idea what a 'rooster' or 'cockerel' is.
Ah, your closer to my original timeline! Albeit in the most recent cycle
PIPPY WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRST ROUND OF HUMANS
...the humans that came before the fossils? what, you guys haven't found the first round of humans yet?
Your universe is very interesting.
First round of humans. That's interesting.
Do you know what happened to the first?
Or just that they existed then just didn't.
I wonder what happened for humans to evolve again.
why the fuck do you want to know? so you can just say 'erm actually humans only evolved once in every other universe' and say that it didn't happen or isn't real?
Hmm.....are you sure its the first time....whose to tell if there's fossils near your time.....cycles are the nature of reality after all
Would you like a neat mask....
a mask? for what?
To wear of course, lets you get into a different mental state somtimes, I know it works for me
if this is that weird anon from earlier that suggested I should pretend to be a pokemon, I'm gonna throw up.
No no that wasnt me....
Somtimes its nice to put on a mask and pretend to be someone else...i see you also enjoy paleotology....what if ....I offered a mask older than the concept of training pokemon
look buddy, I'm currently in the late jurassic. I'm currently older than the concept of humans, nevermind pokemon training. what would this mask do anyway? i'm not one of those people that likes dressing up and playing pretend.
Ohhh! Your around the time periods after I went to unova! Im sure you'll be jussst fine....
.. I hate to break this to you but if my timing's right then currently there are hardly any separated regions and pangea has only just started breaking up into smaller parts (other than the 2 initial named continents). i doubt unova is even a thing at this point in time. unova's continent may have broken off but that's more than just unova.
It's close enough, you loose track over time