hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
enter the cornflakes domain
I Knew what I was expecting, but I am So Godamn Glad it’s exactly what it says on the tin
Color Me Curious
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
EXPECTATIONS
cherry valley forever
Noah Kahan

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Fieri Frames
occasionally subtle
Not today Justin

Jimmy Eat World

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Claire Keane
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
enter the cornflakes domain
I Knew what I was expecting, but I am So Godamn Glad it’s exactly what it says on the tin
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
she did that
Item: robot assistant disguised as a roast turkey
There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
that’s why she’s being bullied
Gays reblog this to collect your sword issued to you upon entering the gay club
I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…
b e a d l i z a r d
B…
B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
op has given me the best gift possible
ive been making them for four days
Am… am I back in the 90’s?
Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!
AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent)
craft ye some frend
reblog if you fuck up my tiny werewolf
Starting a Coven
We’ve got pillow forts.
Reblog to join.
No cult-members allowed.
Here’s some hot choccy.
Reblog to enjoy.
ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~
ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~
Those primitive, back-wards thinking cultists think they can just burn our fort now?
Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?
Quickly, my coven! Reblog to enter the pillow fort vault!
Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!
Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!
NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~
WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE~
Starting a Cult
Reblog to join.
We’ve got snacks.
Here are the snacks.
Reblog to eat.
Here’s some drinks.
Reblog to drink.
We love you.
My friends.
I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.
That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.
It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.
This will not be tolerated.
Take this torch.
We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.
Reblog to stay loyal.
I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.
another quality post written by god or a ghost
bitch it says trashbagpokemon right t h e r e
My favorite moment with my D&D group so far
They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?”
Demon’s like: “Alright.”
Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete”
???
“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon
“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”
The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.
And this is when the demon decides to becoming a recurring pest to the party, or a legitimate threat
He actually did, he sent a “bounty hunter” chain devil named Gnev after the party.
The Bard seduced him.
IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONESTLY (x)
reblogging ‘cause it sounds like a background music in a fantasy novel/movie.
It really does. This is gorgeous.
Put. This. On. Spotify. Right now.
Oh my god play this at my funeral
me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”
how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged
never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight