[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[bi-nerds]

[grogumaximus]

Bahrain 2023 / Bahrain 2024 / Las Vegas 2025 / Austin 2023 / Qatar 2025 / Monaco 2026

[macmanx]

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[agoldenplum]

Thanks @slightlylightly founded by Sunny Somrat, This is  SSFood Challenge

The players in and around Bangladesh play and are rewarded with food even losers get food. The combination of colorful games and the feel-good factor of nobody going home empty-handed has given Somrat a genuine hit.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[drivestraight]

monaco gp is like. what if something happened. it won’t but what if

[bi-nerds]

nom nom thank you for feeding us with another fic

it was lovely again i love how you depict their relationship

anon thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[targetedknowledge]

[the-patron-saint-of-heelys]

Correct me if I’m wrong but Formula 1 cars to me just seem like beautiful thoroughbred metal horses that want so so badly to run as fast as they can into a wall and break all their legs

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[sergeifyodorov]

Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.

[bi-nerds]

What's the Opposite of Queerbaiting

Oscar Piastri/Max Verstappen | 6.2k | Rated: T | Archive Locked

Summary:

Coming out should have been the hard part. Turns out, coming out was easy. It's staying out that's the hard part. (Featuring: being accused of queerbaiting as a queer guy, risking your life to do your job, the struggles of going home after you've changed as a person)

A sequel to my first social media maxcar fic, This Man is a Diversity Panel on his Own - all about navigating the inherent homophobia in f1 while also being as out as possible, and trying to refute allegations when you can’t actually address the issue

[lucinatural]

I like how at no point is anyone scared of Lando coming up behind them. No one's going "oh no not him in my mirrors" lol, lmao even

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[dannielricciardo]

my radical proposal for making f1 interesting again

- 15 races AT MOST

- real tracks only except we keep monaco but they race in randomly chosen cars from previous seasons, all of them

- we rotate tracks every year but city circuits are banned and so are tilkedromes unless we like them (like cota)

- sprinklers are implemented

- proximity radio between the cars is allowed so that for example lawson and checo can yell at each other freely. if you get voted driver of the day you get one way radio to someone where they can't reply for the next race

- absolutely NO triple headers. if you suggest quadruple headers you are shot on sight

- driver briefings are shown live. it's filmed like the office. tp meetings are also shown live but it's filmed like a horror movie

- if your team fucks up the strategy the head of strategy has to do press after the race instead of whoever's race they ruined (ferrari send both the head and the deputy)

- max has the fastest car every third race but he must start p22. just to see what happens. if there's rain he must give one lap advantage to the rest of the field

- stewards must make decisions within 3 minutes of something happening. they also get to radio the drivers live. fans then get to vote if they agree with the decision or not and teams get to contest after the race only if 90% of votes disagree with the stewards