lemme get that candy girl

just doing my best

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[dogpuppy]

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[primulaceas]

John Steinbeck, East of Eden

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i

[sexhaver]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[stuckinapril]

[djglory]

realizing nothing can fill my void other than doing everything i said i would do for myself

[memesonthehour]

new favorite meme

[wovi]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

complying with destiny