FREESHAVOCKADOO

YOU ARE FLAWLESS OKAY

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[nintendior-deactivated20260317]

So I got an idea

Let’s take this 

and put it in 

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

[planetclancer]

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

[alicereids]

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[blackblocberniebros-deactivated]

Lifehack: literally just agriculture

[fanonical]

how is it that the best hp content came from a guy fucking about with a bunch of puppets and a group of excitable college kids

[fanonical]

how is it that the best hp content came from a guy fucking about with a bunch of puppets and a group of excitable college kids

[rationalisms]

wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were bi..

this is the most incredible message i have ever gotten i’m going to donate it to a museum

[politicallyincorrectwalrus]

i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? who knows.

[pokepops]

This is the Pretty Good Abra. Reblog for a Pretty Good 2017.

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[hptrash-deactivated20171024]

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

[sineadhasmoved-blog]

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

[elidyce]

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

[awwww-cute]

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

[bookipsies]

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[hyperempathyfeels]

‘you can’t please everyone’

ok but firstly my fear of conflict or any negative emotions says otherwise and also i can fucking try

[berniesrevolution]

[unicornempire]

This is just insanity.

Can you imagine the outrage if one of Obama’s daughter’s had decided to make a clothing line, and then Barack had used his twitter to influence who purchased it? And not just that, but then went even further to say that the people who didn’t buy her line were attacking the President?? 

[bunlly]

cute date idea:

ask someone to go on a double date with you, then show up with your date and ask them “where’s yours?”