Danny Ramirez Fanclub President.

Shakira. 29. She/Her. Danny Ramirez is everything, everywhere, all at once.

[shakira-sasha]

You know who deserves to die a lonely, painful, slow death? Larys Strong!

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[shakira-sasha]

It’s after midnight here in Australia, so Happy 29th Birthday to my favourite boy with an animal-related callsign; Greg Tarzan Davis! I love you forever! 🥹🫶

[sebsxphia]

Baby giiiiiiiiiiiiirl.

First of all: I’m sorry about your shadowban AND you’re so pretty!

Second of all: I’ve loved Charlie Hunnam since I was ten-I’m twenty five now-and every two months I see an edit or a picture of him as Jax Teller and I think “that’s the one. that’s the love of my life.” (I’d like to apologise to Danny Ramirez because he’s the *love* of my life, but I’ve loved Charlie Hunnam for over half my life, so there’s a special place for him in my heart, hahaha)

This has nothing to do with anything, I just needed to tell somebody because it’s hard carrying all this love for that man alone. 😂

I love you forever. 🥰

@shakira-sasha baby girlllllll!! i’ve missed you so much, how are you??

omg you!!!! thank you so much bless you, you are just the sweetest ilysm 🥹 <33

haha! no worries at all, you know this is a safe space where you can just let all of your thoughts and desires go. i definitely agree, charlie does something to me as well, so i get it my love!!

danny and charlie can co live in your heart, don’t you worry 😌

i love you forever and i hope you’re having a wonderful day baby girl!! 💖🫶🏼💓

[shakira-sasha]

I missed you too, love bug! I’m SO good, thank you! How are you? <33

You’re welcome, darling girl. ❤️

I love that you let me send you every thought I have because there are SO many thoughts (and even more THOTS) and I’m glad you understand the Charlie love. 🫶

They absolutely CAN co-live in my heart! It’s big enough for both of them! Hahaha.

I love YOU forever and I hope YOU are having a wonderful day! 🥰

[hangmanapologist]

Robynnnnnnnn.

*insert your favourite duo here* the Eiffel Tower is beautiful this time of year. 😮‍💨😏😂

Love youuuuuuuu.

I’m thinking of a lotttttt more than 2 people

A pentagon if u will

[shakira-sasha]

Me too, babe. Me too.

An octadecagon, if you will. 😂🫦😏

[shakira-sasha]

It’s after midnight here in Australia, so Happy 30th Birthday to my favourite boy in the world; Danny Ramirez! 🥹🫶

[hangmanapologist]

Robynnnnnnnn.

WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF GREYING LEWIS?!?! I NEED TO SEE THEM LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE!?!?

Love you forever.

THIS IS REAL SHELBY DIDNT EDIT THIS WE JUST MANIFESTED IT

[shakira-sasha]

OH MY GOD. LOOK HOW DILFY AND SOFT HE LOOKS. I LOVE HIM WITH MY ENTIRE HEART. I LOVE YOU AND SHELBY WITH MY ENTIRE HEART AS WELL.

[shakira-sasha]

“And the bigger picture was pussy.”

“Every picture is pussy, ese.”

Nero Padilla, everybody. A regular William Shakespeare. 😂

[shakira-sasha]

“where the hell are the Irish?”

“in Ireland.”

Jax Teller, everybody. Comedian extraordinaire. 😂

[shakira-sasha]

The most gorgeous boys in Top Gun (1986) are Chipper, Hollywood and Slider. I will not be taking questions. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[shakira-sasha]

There is only one (1) man who is allowed to Daddy-ify himself and that man is Danny Ramirez. 😂🤌

[sebsxphia]

Virginity anon pls come home from war the kids miss you <3

Rhett STILL not taking your virginity (it’s just cruel edging at this point so he’ll have you so cockdrunk and corrupt for him only when he finally does but anyways)

You’re pawing stop him like a dog in heat, swinging your legs over him and straddling him in his wranglers while you’re in nothing but underwear and one of his flannels he gave you, and you start grinding your hips a littttttle too hard

Him flipping you over so you’re on your back, shirt completely open at this point and he’s just grinding, painfully hard in his wranglers, against you

He’d just tut at how pathetically quick you get off over from him even though he’s basically half clothed

virginity anon!!! this is your calling please!!! <33

oh absolutely, that’s his beautiful plan this whole time!!

DUDE WITH THE WRANGLERS TOO ?????????? i just know it would feel so good against my coochie. i know it would, i feel it in my bones.

you’re grinding him a little too hard and rhett just wants to put you back in your place. wants to remind you that you’re not getting anything for free and wants to remind you that you’re just his pathetic little virgin, who he gets to make come anytime he wants, especially when he’s just half clothed.

“jesus, if i thought you were that easy i would’ve fucked you a long time ago.” he teases much to your annoyance.

SQUEEE

[hangmanapologist]

Presented without words

[sailorscuttle]

anon cmon I can slide a five this time -

[hangmanapologist]

I will slide a 20

[shakira-sasha]

I WILL GIVE YOU MY INHERITANCE. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING. WE NEED YOU BACK.

[shakira-sasha]

Please don’t let Rings Of Power flop. Not because I care about *it* but because if it flops, Prime Video stops being available and we will NEVER get Season Two of Outer Range and *that* would DEVASTATE me.

[nobody7102]

I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard. I will not write for Ren or Willard.

[shakira-sasha]

Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard Please write for Ren or Willard.

[shakira-sasha]

What is the most flirtatious one-word interaction between two characters in cinematic history and why is it Coyote saying “hey” to Phoenix in the bar scene from Top Gun: Maverick? 😂

[caileeflavoured]

Katieeeeeeeeee.

Joaquín Torres.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

I love you.

I MISS MY BABY GIRL SO MUCH

[shakira-sasha]

You and me both. 😭😭😭

He is so baby girl. 🥹🥹🥹

[hangmanapologist]

Robynnnnnnnn.

FMK: Cyclone, Hondo, Warlock.

I love you.

YOU ARE KILLING ME (keep em coming I’m a sadist) these are so fun

F: Daddy Cyclone 😈

M: Warlock who is also like ridiculously handsome and I don’t see anyone talking about it? Your honour I love him

K: HONDO IM SORRY I LOVE U KING FORGIVE ME

I love you even if you attempt to murder me <3

[shakira-sasha]

ROBYN! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD KILL MY BABY GIRL! CYCLONE IS THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO DIE! I AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO STILL LOVE YOU! 😭😂

[hangmanapologist]

IM SORRY I JUST WANNA FUCK JON HAMM SO BAD

[nobody7102]

Robyn let’s be real, who hasn’t wanted to fuck Jon Hamm at some point

[shakira-sasha]

@nobody7102 I couldn’t agree more. 🫡

[hangmanapologist]

Robynnnnnnnn.

FMK: Cyclone, Hondo, Warlock.

I love you.

YOU ARE KILLING ME (keep em coming I’m a sadist) these are so fun

F: Daddy Cyclone 😈

M: Warlock who is also like ridiculously handsome and I don’t see anyone talking about it? Your honour I love him

K: HONDO IM SORRY I LOVE U KING FORGIVE ME

I love you even if you attempt to murder me <3

[shakira-sasha]

ROBYN! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD KILL MY BABY GIRL! CYCLONE IS THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO DIE! I AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO STILL LOVE YOU! 😭😂

[hangmanapologist]

IM SORRY I JUST WANNA FUCK JON HAMM SO BAD

[shakira-sasha]

APOLOGY ACCEPTED BECAUSE I WOULD LET JON HAMM RAIL ME INTO NEXT WEEK. 😮‍💨🫣