puro chantaje

juan / maluma, 24. colombia + part-time singer & part-time zookeeper / @badvndboujee

[shakirasson]

@omgbadideas no, not at all

[shakirasson]

@uhchiara yes

[shakirasson]

hey, like this for a surprise

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jaysc0)

[kittens-jpg]

[shakirasson]

hey y’all

[shakirasson]

good evening, today i dropped another song with shakira called clandestino 

[hungerlifeagain]

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[handsomedogs]

it’s getting warm in Finland and Ferdynand is loving it 

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[rockoblanco]

idk why but it makes me uncomfortable 2 see someone’s final Pokémon team w/out their starter…..like, u guys started out together as a team..how could u betray ur day1 like that?.,,

[driflloon]

[pukicho]

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

[stencill]

here’s this dumb bitch again

[pukicho]

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

[ihavealavalamp]

[shakirasson]

good morning, i hope everyone has a nice day