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Malcolm + not being able to say no to Ainsley
Leaving all that DNA on the body? Very sloppy, son.
me watching the brightwell gc I'm in go from being named "brightwell" to "brightwell (yes spoilers)" after missing 4 consecutive episodes
im finally done with my finals I can catch up on the 3 whole episodes I missed and watch the next one all in one fell obsessive swoop god is real
Why do people even bother reviewing Prodigal Son?? None of us watch it for the plot. We watch it because everyone in this show is the prettiest person ive ever seen and Tom Payne is beautiful when he’s sad.
literally if you’re watching prodigal son for the “”””plot”””” and not to project your own daddy issues and mental health problems on malcolm bright while thirsting over tom payne’s arms you simply don’t GET it
i know this must be old news but i just saw it so here ya go.. :3 XD
What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list
I made a thing and I’m not sorry.
Prodigal Son Ship Meme
Just my take on some random ships and they’re dynamic so far!!
Malcolm/Dani: I love their dynamic!! It’s gonna be a slow burn for sure but it seems as though the show is pushing it in a good direction! 11/10
Malcolm/Edrisa: Their dynamic is extremely cute!! Just two awkward nerds. 8.5/10
Gil/Jessica: The show is obviously pushing this ship and I think they’d be great together but Jessica still has some feelings for Martin and we haven’t even seen Jackie yet so I’m just a teeny bit uncertain about them. 9/10
Malcolm/JT: Honestly it’s not because I hate the ship, it definitely involves a lot of denial on JT’s part while slowly falling, a trope which I’m weak for it’s mostly because JT’s married. But if you wanna ignore cannon go on ahead!! 3/10
Gil/Malcolm: I can’t bring myself to imagine their relationship as romantic. Father/Son relationship all the way! 0/10
Malcolm/Eve: I actually don’t have any reason to dislike Eve so why do I?? She seems like an ok person and is pushing a good cause. She hasn’t done anything bad (yet) but there is just something I don’t like about her. 1/10
Dani/Ainsley: I’ve seen a lot of this ship floating around lately, even though they’ve never met each other but I can definitely imagine them being two badass girlfriends!! 4/10
Dani/Gil: I don’t?? Hate it?? It’s mostly because of this fanfic. Dani being mama bear is kinda cute to me. 6/10
Malcolm/Nico: I know when the show just came out this ship was somewhat popular. I personally think that poor Nico is traumatized forever by Malcolm chopping off his hand. 0.5/10
Malcolm/Dani/JT/Edrisa: Okay so lemme just say I’m a HUGE sucker for healthy poly ships?? As a poly person myself we’re woefully underrepresented in the media. And this fic also got me. Cute but never gonna happen. 7/10
Martin/Malcolm: No. Just…No. There is a disturbingly large amount of fanfic with this ship. I just gotta say one thing. Why? -10000000000/10
Tagging some blogs I love that might wanna do this. Feel free to add/remove ships as you please!! @atomrealm @i-went-to-a-cuddle-party-once @shakybandagehands @prodigalsonheadcanons @incorrectprodigalsonquotes @higherthanakite @malcolmbrightwell @malcolmbrightisadisaster @brightwell-central @brightcinnamonroll @shinebrightlikeamalcolm @exit-light-enter-bright @2am-euphoria @ihavejarlsberg @maldrisaprodigies @malcolmbright @brightly-returning & anyone else who wants to take part!!
Oh my gosh thank you so much for the tag! XXX
here's my 1.5 cents on these ships. It's like two cents, but less valuable.
Malcolm/Dani: listen. I have 1/10th of my brain closed off as an exclusive shrine to brightwell. Slow burn? Angst potential? Hurt/Comfort potential? OHOHOHO the idea of them blurting their true feelings out mid-fight after one of them almost got shot... Patching each other up... One falling asleep on the chair next to the other's hospital bed. Canon I'll-hold-you-through-your-nightmares scene... I'll stop now before I spontaneously combust. ထ/10
Malcolm/Edrisa: they actually are the CUTEST. Probably second only to brightwell for me. I don't get a serotonin rush when they're on screen together like I do with brightwell I guess?? But when Edrisa is being an adorable little awkward muffin and trying (and failing) to hide her crush on malcolm...... Big uwus. 10/10
Gil/Jessica: tbh we're all expecting this to happen, and I can definitely see it! but ship-wise, idk, jury's still out for me? I'd like to see them interact more in a context outside of fearing for their idiot son's safety. But GOD just IMAGINING how funny it'll be when Malcolm finds out his surrogate dad might just become his stepdad.... yes please 7.5/10
Malcolm/JT: definitely cute. Definitely great "oh no I have feelings for this idiot?" content. Definitely great fanfiction out there (that I've read some of myself). But I thought JT's wife is adorable, and it's always nice to see a het couple where the guy genuinely loves his wife a hell of a lot, enough to have regular date nights so... 5/10
Gil/Malcolm: no no no no no. No. 0/10
Malcolm/Eve: I mean. The kiss was absolutely 10/10 very hot. And Eve is also hella badass. But their (short lived) relationship was pretty obviously just a way to make the audience understand just how deeply malcolm's trauma affects him + the people around him. If she comes back, though, who knows. Maybe they could be nice together. Assuming she doesn't try to kill him or something idk. 4/10.
Dani/Ainsley: 20/10. I'm a wlw. That's it that's the reason.
Dani/Gil: never really thought about it tbh. Don't hate it though. I'm intrigued. 5/10
Malcolm/Nico: oh my god what askskskdk. I didn't expect this to be a ship. But I can definitely see them accidentally developing feelings for each other over the course of working several cases together. Plus the idea of Malcolm struggling to open a jar with a broken hand while his boyfriend looks on with a smug "haha now you know how it feels" expression... Exquisite. 6.5/10
Malcolm/Dani/JT/Edrisa: SIGN ME UP SIGN ME UP SIGN ME UP OUR BOY NEEDS AS MUCH LOVE AS POSSIBLE FROM AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. All three of them making sure the idiot man they love doesn't get himself killed... cuddle parties on a giant couch.... Arguing over what movie to watch... Being fiercely protective of each other every time they've gotta work a rather dangerous case... Mhm I think yes 8/10
Martin/Malcolm:
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here’s some little icons of the main ladies of prodigal son :) i love all of their characters so mucH—
Gil: you're going to take two weeks off
Malcolm: :) okay
[12 hours later]
Malcolm, outside the precinct:
Gil: so you were having hallucinations
Malcolm: yup
Gil: and you almost shocked yourself
Malcolm: yeah
Gil: to stop them
Malcolm: spot on
Gil, rubbing his eyes: and what if you HAD DIED?
Malcolm:
Malcolm: I mean, that definitely would've stopped them, so-
prodigal son just casually dropped a "trauma doesn't go away just because someone pretends to understand you" and left me here to die huh
Malcolm: [blinks]
Malcolm's hallucination:
tbh, it actually took me a scroll through the prodigal son tag for me to realise that Sunshine is Malcolm's pet bird. When I heard "Morning, sunshine!" I just assumed he's doing one of those things where people try to be Overly Positive to avoid having a mental breakdown or something. Did not ONCE occur to me that his bird might be named Sunshine. I just went "yes this man is well and truly Unhinged" and that was that
the fact that Malcolm has now been canonically described as Unhinged makes me feel validated beyond measure