Okay

I'm Sarah and i'm always a lil bit dead and a lil bit hungry.

[fatblount-deactivated20190513]

my daughter, seconds after being born: I’m baby?

[neck]

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

😂😭😭😭

[arisentyou]

In crying 😭

[shakyghosts]

hi you stupid idiots i’m back

[1010ll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdKEUq6D4NE/?

[john-marshall]

Okay I’m trying to find this one particular meme… I’m hoping that with this rough recreation I just made in paint I can Stir Someone’s Memory and they can send me the true meme. It looks something like this:

I haven’t seen this meme in years but I love it so much, please

[nickvelantine]

[john-marshall]

THANK YOU

[gaybran-deactivated20220309]

My friend: You’re gay

My 10 year old self:

[foxafterhours]

yes

[redbeanbabe]

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

[buttholewitchcraft]

[cumbursted]

rachel knows

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Get this out of my face I’m dead serious

[yameron-deactivated20181203]

😦 @xchvnge

[xchvnge-deactivated20190227]

😭😭😭😭😭

[holesareforfilling]

im fuckin crying

[surprisebitch]

gay icon

[teathattast]

[iwantamimosa]

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

[approach]

This would be an absolutely beautiful disaster.

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[adambuffett]

donkey says “really really” to shrek when reassuring him that he likes him, shrek later says “really really” to donkey when reassuring him that he’ll help him cross the bridge to fiona’s castle, and then shrek says “really really” to fiona when he tells her he loves her

in conclusion, donkey taught shrek to love and be loved

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

baby it’s mold outside