THIRST MELTDOWN

DUMB BITCH CENTRAL KELS !THEY! WILL BLOCK MINORS

[gafellique]

Look at my stupid children. (+ Kels' precious angel Fallon)

[skineater1998]

finding out that someone is secretly a pervert is like when the clouds open up and the sun shines so beautifully over the tree tops and warms your skin

[snoozaga]

Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍

[teathattast]

[cryptic-symbols]

[microposting]

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

[galanon1m]

"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps

[cryptotheism]

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

[orcboxer]

[orcposts]

[saul-tortellini]

[sillysiluriforme]

highschool best friend turns out to be most detested coworker !!! sad.

[airinn]

the squire, the knight and the princess

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

I jacked off twice today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Have a great time! :)

"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

Thanks bestie, I will!

"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."

[bapzap]

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

[damazcuz]

i'm gonna go home and draw

ⓘ Misinformation check: He's not going to draw when he gets home. This user is known for often lying about this.

hey man what the fuck. untrue

ⓘ Misinformation check: This user has not drawn in weeks.

dude come on

ⓘ Misinformation check: He doesn't remember how to.

[everyteenager4free1]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

twin towers cheese board for 9/11

[magnetic-deflection]

sir a second mouse has leapt onto the tabel

[screenshotsofdespair]