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[9res-deactivated20170222]

why do girls act like they dont watch porn or masturbate like who cares just admit it

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the bigger question is why is it frowned upon for girls to watch porn or masturbate

[petitedeath]

we’re expected to be sexual objects but have no sexual desire or need. when you are a sexual object you are there for some one elses pleasure, your pleasure doesnt matter, therefore does not exist.

[pastelmorgue]

^ that’s why

[clarknokent]

Fuck

[gayhella-deactivated20140131]

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

[amandaxstrange-archive]

#real talk one time this punk in intro to creative writing tried to psychoanalyze me#and i turned on him and hissed ‘dont presume to know me son of man’#he was accepatably baffled and terrified and i felt powerful and celestial so all was well

[tamagocchi999]

twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

[rosetylear]

[darth-ban]

his face tho

[jessie-lou]

#”This lady is much meaner than Rose”

[cazfax]

very upset and disappointed that ahs stands for american horror story and not annihilate home stucks

[sailor-venusaur-deactivated2022]

That awful moment when acronyms don’t mean fandom genocide :(

[cazfax]

annihilate home stucks

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[fuckyeahaphyuri]

☾

[sailamoon]

Transparent outline of Usagi

Original

[babycuts-deactivated20140824]

<3 cute <3

[angrytransgirlsunited]

[lotad]

yaoi’re*

[dashlit]

today i got mad about fashion

[fierce-femme]

Thank you.

[feelingswithbrandy]

I’m sayin’.

[budweiner-deactivated20170719]

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

[shampooonalasso]

theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[0018375-deactivated20130819]

[cunicular]

im gonna puke

[ding-ding-motherfuckers-deactiv]

I think I just heard my vagina make the windows closing down sound

[chickenstab]

I’ve seen a few of these things pop up lately, so I thought I’d make my own. Nothing too complicated, just a simple “Oh suddenly I have a new fantroll” click and drag.

[chickenstab]

remember when i made this silly thing a while back

[amandarandomz]

Jesus learns how to swim